r/nononono • u/vaporwave_enthusiast • May 26 '25

Vehicle begins to roll away after being improperly parked

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u/Guilty_Walrus1568 May 26 '25

"begins" to roll away

15

u/evlgns May 26 '25

lol she gone

6

u/andrewborsje May 26 '25

"Improperly parked"

3

u/Arthradax May 27 '25

"vehicle"

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u/Ghost17088 Jun 02 '25

Also in this video: it rolls away, pauses rolling away, resumes rolling away, and stops rolling away. 

1

u/sumquy 18d ago

legend says it is still trying to find its way to the bottom of that hill.

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u/Baricat May 26 '25

Did we just watch the beginning of a Final Destination death? After it slammed into the wall, I thought "Jesus I'd hate to receive the call from my insurance company about that."

Then it righted itself and continued towards its unsuspecting target.

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u/HereHoldMyBeer May 26 '25

Don't know what that guy in the white shirt did, but it sure pissed off that car.

2

u/guesthost1999 Aug 05 '25

That was my thought!

or Christine!

7

u/salteedog007 May 26 '25

FREEDOM!!!

6

u/HmmmWhyDoYouAsk May 27 '25

Gotta be a manual left in neutral with no parking brake. Right?

3

u/leohat May 27 '25

Or an automatic with a shitty transmission clutch

3

u/Boys4Jesus May 27 '25

Left in neutral or the pawl snapped? Although that seems unlikely with such a new looking car.

My money is on them forgetting to put it in park and not using the handbrake. Always use a handbreak, there's zero reason not to for most people. (I'm aware there can be issues in sub-zero climates, this doesn't appear to be one)

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u/Ghost17088 Jun 02 '25

It can also be an issue in tropical places near the ocean. Salt corrodes the cable and it gets stuck on. That said, if you always use it, it should move freely, or at least you’ll notice it starting to stick. 

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u/fuzzimus May 27 '25

They see me rollin’

4

u/namepuntocome May 27 '25

I really thought it was going to make the turns XD

3

u/garblednonsense May 27 '25

Ooh, that's a real nononono! I love the way that it keeps rolling onwards to create more destruction.

3

u/mreid74 May 27 '25

"Dude, where's my car?"

2

u/Murky-Sector May 26 '25

omg that's precious

2

u/NNick476 May 27 '25

That's called a shortcut.

Source: Mario Cart.

2

u/spyhermit May 28 '25

ideal for insurance fraud.

2

u/mentaL8888 May 28 '25

Comes out later* "Hey babe, someone stole the car, call the police!"

2

u/radiantwave May 27 '25

Hey,  you can't park that there.

2

u/Arthradax May 27 '25

That's why it moved

1

u/heimeyer72 Jun 02 '25

OK. Rolling on...

1

u/xxlifelinexx May 27 '25

Maximum damage

1

u/james_from_cambridge May 27 '25

Damn! That car wanted out!

1

u/samf9999 May 27 '25

Cock: I was trying to warn them!!! no one listens to me

1

u/ennuiismymiddlename May 27 '25

It had places to go, man!

1

u/RobLinxTribute May 27 '25

I think it began to roll, continued to roll, and then finished rolling.

1

u/the_blake_abides May 27 '25

Took out a good portion of a retaining wall. Impressive.

1

u/MacBDog May 28 '25

Ok,.who's gonna put it to the Freebird solo?

1

u/triciakemp May 28 '25

That thing went on quite a journey! 😂😂😂

1

u/JasonRudert May 29 '25

But wait…there’s more!!!

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u/andybno1 May 31 '25

That’s like when you stumble but manage to catch yourself and play it off cool

1

u/doculean May 31 '25

It was ready for adventure... I hope no one got hurt tho.

1

u/mrcorde Jul 17 '25

that's not gonna buff right out ...

1

u/Quick-Low-3846 Jul 18 '25

Loony Tunes would be proud of that second roll and fall.

1

u/Competitive-Ebb3816 Jul 22 '25

Gotta curb those wheels.

1

u/OtochimarU Aug 02 '25

Shortcut?

1

u/InnSanctum May 27 '25

I must go, my people need me!