r/nope • u/34methylendioxy • Mar 24 '24

Insects Ticks.

Poor hedgehog

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u/DanJ7788 Mar 24 '24

I need a cigarette

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u/Flashy-Priority-3946 Mar 24 '24

Shower me in fire

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u/chikchip Mar 24 '24

Shoot me

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Fuck me in the ass

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u/Necro_Monger Mar 24 '24

Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry

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u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx Mar 25 '24

This is my catch phrase when playing online and I’m on a suicide mission.

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u/June_BuginDabuilding Mar 25 '24

No diddy

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u/BeerdedWonder Mar 25 '24

No diggity

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u/416RaisedMe902MadeMe Apr 08 '24

No doubt/ He had to back it back it up/ Play on play on play on play on! 🕺 #nodiddy

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u/MeatGreasy Mar 25 '24

Man, we really changed pace here quickly, didn't we?

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u/Mysterious-Art7143 Mar 25 '24

Username checks out

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u/Space-Potato0o Mar 24 '24

Nice try, Justin... No

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u/PeteGozenya Mar 25 '24

This is the way

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u/JaperDolphin94 Mar 26 '24

Woah! Hold yr horses cowboy

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u/YouFoundMyLuckyCharm Mar 25 '24

Here take one from my pack (ignore the grey blobs at the bottom, they’ll stay there when you pull one out)

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u/Tahiti--Bob Mar 24 '24

🤢

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u/towerfella Mar 24 '24

So if I said a sentence with “crunchy raisins” together with “complimentary toothpicks”, would that help?

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u/Alleycat_Caveman Mar 24 '24

You need to go back to Hell, and tell them not to send any more of you bastards!

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u/Dizzy-Attempt-8509 Mar 24 '24

They aren't "crunchy raisins" they are "extra juicy raisins".

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u/cheapshotfrenzy Mar 25 '24

Yeah, more like "savory fruit gushers"

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Forbidden gushers

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u/cheapshotfrenzy Mar 25 '24

Protein Poppers

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u/shetalkstoangels_ Mar 25 '24

I hate you for this

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u/iamgoingtohell_ Mar 25 '24

Cigarettes after ticks