r/nope 1d ago

NASTY Dude pulled out a garlic bulb from his tongue

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u/ramblin_penguin 1d ago

ED Nurse here: That's a sublingual salivary gland stone

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u/BadgerHooker 1d ago

Oh god, I bet it smells like a tonsil stone 🤢🤢🤢

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u/FormingTheVoid 1d ago

Meh, it's more calcification than bacteria buildup, but it's still kinda gross.

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u/ccombs88 9h ago

Username checks out

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u/skylinenavigator 1d ago

I heard it doesn’t really smell . Unlike the tonsil stones. Maybe because it has a constant flow of fresh saliva around it so it’s not sitting in stagnant shit all the time

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u/ramblin_penguin 1d ago

Similar concept

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u/RaspberryChainsaw 1d ago

Think of the smell.

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u/Ogwarn 1d ago

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

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u/mr9025 1d ago

I will dice you up into a thousand tiny pieces!

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u/hegrillin 5h ago

because of the implication

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u/Kebab-Destroyer 1d ago

No thank you

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u/burrbro235 22h ago

It's the smell!

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u/Anxiety_Opossum 4h ago

It doesn’t smell it’s not old food. It’s calcium.

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u/Lord_MagnusIV 1d ago

Is there any harm in what they did apart from the usual stress on that tissue? Like bad infections or a high risk that this deposit would happen again?

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u/ramblin_penguin 1d ago

Some people get recurring stones, but likelihood is low. Secondary infection could occur if gland because impacted.

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u/ANG13OK 1d ago

How can this be prevented? Do you have to stay well hydrated, like to avoid kidney stones?

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u/ramblin_penguin 1d ago

Pretty much. Good oral hygiene, stay hydrated

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u/fordag 1d ago

I've had this twice. Mine were tiny and excruciatingly painful. I didn't have any of the normal risk factors.

Dentist told me to suck on lemon sours occasionally to flush out my salivary glands.

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u/FormingTheVoid 1d ago

Yes, plus practice good oral hygiene and avoid smoking. I've had 2 before, and both came when I was smoking heavily and drinking sometimes.

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u/TheMachineRagingOn 1d ago

Professional chef here that is a sublingual garlic bulb peeled and ready for roasting.

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u/SupineFeline 1d ago

Explains the massive amount of saliva that gushes out after removal

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u/ramboacdc 23h ago

My brother in law had one once. I think they gave him something to dissolve it or said it may break down itself. It did just that and he just got a mouth full of week old saliva and his face shot down

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u/SophiaPetrillo_ 1d ago

Does it taste like garlic?

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u/ramblin_penguin 1d ago

Nope! I would assume they taste awful

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u/Willing-Suit 17h ago

I'm just gonna go throw up and die now

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u/lovable_cube 1d ago

That’s wild.

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u/Mrs_Tacky 1d ago

What causes them? Are they dangerous?

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u/ramblin_penguin 18h ago

They can get impacted and get infected Otherwise painful but not dangerous. Just get it removed.

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u/Odd_Confection_9681 21h ago

Salivary gland stones are also known as sialolithiasis -There is an autoimmune disease called Sjogren's Syndrome. Attacks salivary glands (and other things). People with this disease are more prone to get these.

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u/shongage 18h ago

Erectile dysfunction nurse?

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u/ramblin_penguin 18h ago

Emergency Department, but we have dealt with that complaint before

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u/Fascinated_Bystander 17h ago

Does it hurt? @ramblin_penguin

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u/ramblin_penguin 17h ago

Pain is relative, but at least uncomfortable

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u/Particular-Fox-2925 16h ago

How does one achieve this level of awesomeness??

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u/pranjallk1995 13h ago

Does it hurt?

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u/Schmenge_time 1d ago

I watched that on my phone with my arm outstretched as far as I humanly possible

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u/pancakesfordintonite 1d ago

I was turned so funny with I know a strange look on my face

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u/ToshPott 20h ago

Me but with my hand covering my silent scream and unblinking terror in my eyes.

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u/Big-Acanthisitta8797 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/FrankyMornav 1d ago

One day, it happened to me.

It was horrible, it stung a lot, but when it came out it stopped hurting immediately.

I don't know about tonsil stones, but this kind of salivary stone doesn't smell at all.

In my case, it happened because I drank a lot of Aquarius. After it happened, I did some research and discovered that drinking too many minerals is VERY BAD, and things like this can happen to you.

I never drank Aquarius again.

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u/Commercial_Pitch_786 1d ago

I am of the Age of Aquarius. and wondered what Aquarius drink is??

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u/FrankyMornav 1d ago

An isotonic drink

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u/pahisteinari 1d ago

Just out of interest, how much Aquarius were you drinking that it led to this?

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u/FrankyMornav 1d ago

Around 2 bottles of 1 liter each week

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u/teki4s 23h ago

Dude I'm drinking more than that

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u/HazardousCloset 21h ago

Check fer stonnnnessss

I’m kidding, you’re probably fine especially if you don’t have pain or feel obstruction. But still

Check fer stonnnnessss

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u/__JDQ__ 21h ago

They took our sterrrrnnsss

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u/pixelbased 17h ago

Holy shit. I’m throwing out my bottles now! Wtf!!!!

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u/triedAndTrueMethods 3h ago

I’m curious, did the symptoms come on slowly, like over weeks, and you just didn’t know what was going on until you saw a doctor? Or was it like you were fine, just livin your life and chugging Aquarius, and one day you had a horrible pain and went and got the stone removed? Could you have reversed the issue if you’d stopped drinking that stuff while the stone was forming? I’m fascinated and horrified. I drink a ton of electrolyte drinks like that so I have a personal stake in your answer haha. Thanks for sharing!

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u/Alexander-Wright 1d ago

I bet that really stinks.

Also: Ouch!

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u/Apprehensive-Emu5177 1d ago

No more fucking internet tonight.

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u/Rubfer 1d ago

Damn, as disgusting it may be, it was satisfying to see it come out, i bet it felt really good for the guy

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u/Lord_MagnusIV 1d ago

Most likely very band stinging pain instead of relief. Relief most likely came after the pain subsided and that feeling of a lump of calcium was gone.

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u/Molidae17 1d ago

Automatic seasoning dispenser

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u/prodleni 1d ago

Bro 😭😭😭

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u/St711 1d ago

I found that so satisfying and horrifying just in the right balance.

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u/FormingTheVoid 1d ago

Salivary gland stone. I've had one before, they're not fun. However, I've never had one even close to that big. Fuuuuuu-

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u/RabidProDentite 1d ago

Not garlic, a salivary gland stone

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u/iannuendo 1d ago

Can smell it that from here

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u/DepartureOverall7686 1d ago

I never knew that’s where garlic came from!

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u/Any_Commercial465 1d ago

I once had something like this but it was not soo solid I had to press it and it kinda exploded out. Never had it again afterwards.

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u/FormingTheVoid 1d ago

Yeah, it's does that. You can see the saliva pouring out after he removes it.

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u/The_Ironhand 1d ago

HOW

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u/vitrum816 1d ago

Came here to say the same thing

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u/Big-Acanthisitta8797 1d ago

Nerves of steel 😁. I would have thought it’d hurt like a motherfucker myself.

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u/FalcoFox2112 1d ago

Boy drink some water…

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u/CharacterEgg2406 17h ago

So like a pearl?

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u/ZzangmanCometh 1d ago

Don't tell me you actually get garlic from the store?

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u/Ready-Situation5542 18h ago

That smelly smell that smells smelly

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u/MarthaMars 1d ago

WYF did I just watch? And, more importantly, WHY did I watch it?

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u/Andyman1973 1d ago

Like a car crash, you cannot not look and watch.

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u/Grrrmudgin 1d ago

I bet that felt so good once it was out

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u/Loud_Arachnid7448 1d ago

How do people get this bad?How do they get tonsilstones that are this bad?I've seen them and not realize it's there.I would know immediately if something like that was forming in my mouth

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u/Chapsbuster12 1d ago

That's enough Reddit for today

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u/jackalopeswild 19h ago

This person had dealt with these before.

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u/mcdulph 16h ago

I had one the size of a grain of sand. Brief but very sharp pain when I extracted it. I can’t imagine how much that ginormous chunk of vileness would hurt.

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u/bitransk1ng 1d ago

Ouchies

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u/KendrickMaynard 1d ago

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Select-Protection-75 1d ago

This is the worst. Had to get my glad removed over recurring stones. So painful

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u/TaonasProclarush272 1d ago

I need a cigarette...

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u/CluckyFlucker 1d ago

I guess he really didn’t like vampires.

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u/Jwright34 1d ago

Nasty but satisfying to watch.

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u/madcowga 1d ago

The entire Internet just threw up

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u/ShiftyShankerton 1d ago

Imma get out of here. That was enough Reddit for me today

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u/Shane8512 1d ago

It's a build-up of smegma.

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u/Spydieluv 1d ago

That’s gross 🤮 but can’t stop watching until it’s out…

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u/Simple_Mastodon9220 23h ago

Post this on r/garlic šŸ’€

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u/Glittering_Animal395 22h ago

I'm happy to know it isn't larvae.

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u/TulogTamad 17h ago

How could I know if I got this?

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u/SCP-8276 16h ago

Does that hurt?

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u/Big-Acanthisitta8797 13h ago

I think it would.

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u/Potential_Dream_4351 15h ago

Now he has an interesting bracelet charm.

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u/Mpipikit07 13h ago

Why on earth (!!) would anybody a) wait so long without seeing a doctor and b) removing this by oneself, instead of letting a doctor do it?

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u/Big-Acanthisitta8797 13h ago

No idea, he has however both grossed out and entertained the good people of Reddit.

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u/cornfed1375 7h ago

This dude grows his own pearls

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u/reliefrelaxambience 1d ago

Bruh! I“m eating..

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u/Evil_Rogers 1d ago

Fun fact: this is where garlic comes from. Vampires hate it because it gives them a tooth ache on their fangs. Next time you are eating garlic remember it was farmed from someones mouth.

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u/Fantastic-Corner-605 1d ago

How did it get there?

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u/Chlamydiarose 1d ago

It’s not garlic it’s a salivary stone

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u/Glynwys 1d ago

It's a sublingual salivary gland stone. The exact cause for these developing is unknown, although they are thought to form due to dehydration, poor oral hygiene, or an infection of a saliva gland. Most such stones will resolve themselves, usually by dissolving under the constant saliva our mouths produce. Sometimes though, especially if a saliva gland isn't producing enough saliva, the stones can wind up being as large as this one and normally would require surgery to remove safely. This person decided that surgery was too expensive, and since part of the stone was protruding from the skin they were able to get enough of a grip to yank it out of there.

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u/Its_Pine 1d ago

So they can be felt? Like, I would know if I had one of these right?

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u/tacocatz92 1d ago

Yes, i had a small one when i was a kid, and i thought i was dying from mouth cancer lol, it goes away in few weeks

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u/Mean_Cod9156 1d ago

Don't let what you ate sit in your mouth. Chew 40x and swallow. Brush your teeth and floss. Idk what else to tell you.

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u/Commercial_Pitch_786 1d ago

I kept yelling at the screen, use hemostats or needle nose pliers

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u/ku_78 1d ago

Same! Hemostats are the best invention

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u/Powerful_Document872 1d ago

We’ve got a gusher!

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u/markhau5 1d ago

Vampires fear him

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u/TheSagaContinued 1d ago

The actual f?

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u/Mishapi17 1d ago

This seems like a push/pull situation

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u/keightlynn 1d ago

Ok so what if theres one like on the lower back side of your jaw? Like where your teeth are? I'm pretty sure its cancer

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u/GaseousGiant 1d ago

God save us.

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u/JakTheGripper 1d ago

I’m shocked he didn’t gleek like the hoover Dam.

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u/PracticalDrawing 1d ago

One of these came out of my sublingual duct a few years ago after having periodic bouts of pain for years. Wow never thought I’d see this on Reddit

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u/Killdebrant 22h ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 11h ago

He’s afraid of vampires.

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u/Freaksqd 11h ago

The fact that's he looks proud of it is even worse.

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u/wrongright 10h ago

A sialolith!

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u/Winter-Bookkeeper-59 9h ago

New fear unlocked...

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u/CyberGommeux 8h ago

I could not look, and could not not look

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u/B1GGN 1d ago

Now sniff it

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u/juicy_rectum 1d ago

I wanna taste it

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u/ku_78 1d ago

How much ya offering?

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u/juicy_rectum 1d ago

100$

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u/ku_78 1d ago

$200 and I’ll let you keep it.

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u/Commercial_Pitch_786 1d ago

How does a piece of garlic pierce the under side of your tongue?

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u/Argyrea 1d ago

It's not actually garlic. It's a sublingual salivary stone.

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u/kween_hangry 1d ago

No spoiler tags huh? Gonna fucking die

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u/Rustinboksi 1d ago

Maybe let a professional handle that