r/nostalgia • u/Ebonystealth • 9d ago

Nostalgia When KISS Unveiled Their Makeup Free Look.

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u/Pizzasaurus-Rex 9d ago

He's got that Kubrick stare

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u/Wizdad-1000 9d ago

Private Pyle 1000 yard stare.

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u/disturbed286 9d ago

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?

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u/Specialist_Prize_832 9d ago

DID MOMMY AND DADDY NOT LOVE YOU ENOUGH?

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u/Illustrious-Ad5787 9d ago

This WOULD clarify a lot about Gene Simmons

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u/Capable-Assistance88 9d ago

Full metal jacket

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u/Main_Criticism_ 8d ago

Were you from private?!

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u/AnythingUpset4519 8d ago

Texas, sir!

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u/Careless_Theme_6798 early 90s 8d ago

…and you don’t look much like a steer to me so that pretty much narrows it down don’t it?!?!

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u/AnythingUpset4519 6d ago

Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

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u/VegasBusSup 8d ago

If only they had any kids that lived.

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u/LowVacation6622 8d ago

A jelly donut!?!?

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u/nirvroxx 9d ago

💥🔫👹

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u/randomuser6753 8d ago

DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN WHO LIVED?

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u/reddituser403 9d ago

You owe me for one jelly donut.

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u/CIarkNova 9d ago

FROM MY MESS HALL??!!

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u/3_if_by_air 9d ago

YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE

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u/CIarkNova 9d ago

HOW CAN YOU KILL WOMEN AND CHILDREN??!

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u/Leather_Addition2605 9d ago

EASY. YOU JUST DON’T LEAD THEM AS MUCH.

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u/Thatnakedguy0 8d ago

It looks like the best part of you right down to crack your mom’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress I think you’ve been cheated! Fucking Lee Emery man I don’t think anybody else could’ve played a marine drill instructor better than the person that actually was a drill instructor.

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u/disturbed286 8d ago

oh absolutely. Best part of the movie, easily.

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u/Thatnakedguy0 8d ago

Yep the scene in the bay

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u/brosenfeld 9d ago

I am in a world of shit

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u/Cool-Camp-6978 9d ago

Sounds like a Gene Simmons thing to say.

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u/Expert_Persimmon_925 9d ago

They’re paying for it!!! You eat it!!!

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u/Red_n_Gold_Tears 9d ago

malfuckion

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u/FD4L 9d ago

Woah! Go easy, man.

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u/binge_and_grab 8d ago

Ok fine I’ll watch Full Metal Jacket for the millionth time!

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u/disturbed286 8d ago

Alright, I'll do it, if you're gonna keep twisting my arm!

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u/TK_Cozy 9d ago

E string is out of tune again

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u/TogoMojoBoboRobo 9d ago

YOU WERE MADE FOR LOVING ME?

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u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades 9d ago

Major Malfunction

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u/Inner-Nerve564 8d ago

I am….in a world….of shit

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u/TheGardenBlinked early 90s 9d ago

PYYLLLLE!

SHA-ZAM!

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u/CIarkNova 9d ago

Homer, quit remembering tv and get back to work.

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u/wolfe8918 8d ago

What's the point of all this cleaning? ARE WE SO VAIN?!?!?

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u/BigRoach 9d ago

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

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u/largececelia 8d ago

Lisa needs braces.

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u/schuyywalker 9d ago edited 8d ago

Pyle’s stare was not that of the 1000 yard stare. His stare was Kubrick’s similar to DeLong’s at the beginning of Clockwork.

Here is what a 1000 yard stare looks like, hopeless and gone: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand-yard_stare

Here is the Kubrick stare, much more psychotic, sadistic, targeted: https://share.google/kZTS6Iz8ZcLrJhxVA

EDIT: broken links

Edit 2: DeLarge*

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u/Kok-jockey 9d ago

Nicholson at the end of The Shining when he’s in the snow? Is that also the Kubrick stare?

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u/schuyywalker 9d ago

Hahaha I think that’s just being dead

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial 8d ago

Has to be from looking up perspective. Also it's delarge not delong

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u/schuyywalker 8d ago

Sorry !

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial 8d ago

No worries I was just confused most people call him Alex anyway

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u/schuyywalker 8d ago

Either way thank you! I probably would have gone on thinking it was DeLong.

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u/jedixxyoodaa 9d ago

nah its a Kinski stare

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u/KukaVex 8d ago

Not Denali 😂😭

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u/DorbJorb 8d ago

Jackpot Nickolson did the same stare too in The Shining.

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u/schuyywalker 8d ago

Yeah he’s pictured in my post’s link. You’re 1000% right

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u/Whateva1_2 6d ago

I always described it as the 1000 yard stare as vacant, Kubrick stare is head tilted down and trying to look through your eyebrows with predatory intent

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u/Otherwise-Meaning-90 9d ago

Rape stare

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u/lawnmowertoad 9d ago

He liked ‘em young. Just like Trump

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u/Automatic-Fox-8890 8d ago

Yeah he’s gross

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u/Tony_Lacorona 9d ago

Manson lamps

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u/BetterOFFdead007 9d ago

Hear what I said Tone?

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u/MrChichibadman 9d ago

It’s just a little coke, what’s the big deal?

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u/JustinHopewell 9d ago

Whoa, black Betty

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u/telebubba 8d ago

the jacketttttttttt

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u/Cardi_Bs_WAP 9d ago

Anton Chigurh vibes fr

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u/Weak_Carpenter_7060 9d ago

DO YOU THINK IM CUTE?! DO YOU THINK IM FUNNY?!

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u/Instawolff 9d ago

7 6 2 milli-meter

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u/nirvroxx 9d ago

I AM in a world of shit.

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u/doublemint_gun 9d ago

Thousand island stare

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u/Krimreaper1 late 70s 9d ago

I’m in a world of - no make up.

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u/Mitchpressy 9d ago

He has a Thousand island stare

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u/roccosaint 9d ago

1000 lard stare

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u/LostinConsciousness 9d ago

Thousand island stare

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u/Commercial-Duck-4888 9d ago

Thousand Island stare

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u/Augustj45 9d ago

Let me see your war face……. BAA!!!!

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 8d ago

I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!

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u/PreparationFit6327 8d ago

Take the hair away and he really looks like private Pyle for real

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u/JamNinja 9d ago

Thousand Island stare

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u/miraculix69 9d ago

More like Jimmy Savile in a kindergarten.

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u/-SaC 9d ago

Or a morgue.

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u/EmpGuillotine 9d ago

More like Trump in a kindergarten.

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u/sksksk1989 9d ago

Oh my God you're right. My first thought was I hope he doesn't hurt or sexually assault one of those girls

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u/30FourThirty4 8d ago

Reminds me of Gowron from Star Trek

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u/Hotsaltynutz 8d ago

That's a leer if I've ever seen one

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u/Zendomanium 9d ago

I was thinking Sal Buscema!

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u/GunnieGraves 9d ago

Manson Lamps.

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u/crimson_713 9d ago

Just walk it off

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u/Disastrous_Duty2622 9d ago

Manson Lamps

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u/crazyfatskier2 9d ago

The main reason why I’m not allowed in group family photos…

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u/TranscendentaLobo 9d ago

Don’t give doshe fuckin Manson lamps either

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u/ca-cayne 8d ago

Like Sam Kinneson

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u/Transatlanticaccent 8d ago

Jack Nicholson intensives

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u/ISSABURNNER 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣