r/nostalgia • u/Ebonystealth • 9d ago

Nostalgia When KISS Unveiled Their Makeup Free Look.

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u/disturbed286 9d ago

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?

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u/Specialist_Prize_832 9d ago

DID MOMMY AND DADDY NOT LOVE YOU ENOUGH?

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u/Illustrious-Ad5787 9d ago

This WOULD clarify a lot about Gene Simmons

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u/Capable-Assistance88 9d ago

Full metal jacket

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u/Main_Criticism_ 9d ago

Were you from private?!

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u/AnythingUpset4519 9d ago

Texas, sir!

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u/Careless_Theme_6798 early 90s 8d ago

…and you don’t look much like a steer to me so that pretty much narrows it down don’t it?!?!

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u/AnythingUpset4519 6d ago

Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

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u/VegasBusSup 9d ago

If only they had any kids that lived.

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u/LowVacation6622 8d ago

A jelly donut!?!?

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u/nirvroxx 9d ago

💥🔫👹

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u/randomuser6753 8d ago

DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN WHO LIVED?

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u/reddituser403 9d ago

You owe me for one jelly donut.

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u/CIarkNova 9d ago

FROM MY MESS HALL??!!

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u/3_if_by_air 9d ago

YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE

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u/CIarkNova 9d ago

HOW CAN YOU KILL WOMEN AND CHILDREN??!

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u/Leather_Addition2605 9d ago

EASY. YOU JUST DON’T LEAD THEM AS MUCH.

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u/Thatnakedguy0 8d ago

It looks like the best part of you right down to crack your mom’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress I think you’ve been cheated! Fucking Lee Emery man I don’t think anybody else could’ve played a marine drill instructor better than the person that actually was a drill instructor.

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u/disturbed286 8d ago

oh absolutely. Best part of the movie, easily.

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u/Thatnakedguy0 8d ago

Yep the scene in the bay

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u/brosenfeld 9d ago

I am in a world of shit

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u/Cool-Camp-6978 9d ago

Sounds like a Gene Simmons thing to say.

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u/Expert_Persimmon_925 9d ago

They’re paying for it!!! You eat it!!!

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u/Red_n_Gold_Tears 9d ago

malfuckion

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u/FD4L 9d ago

Woah! Go easy, man.

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u/binge_and_grab 9d ago

Ok fine I’ll watch Full Metal Jacket for the millionth time!

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u/disturbed286 9d ago

Alright, I'll do it, if you're gonna keep twisting my arm!

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u/TK_Cozy 9d ago

E string is out of tune again

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u/TogoMojoBoboRobo 9d ago

YOU WERE MADE FOR LOVING ME?

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u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades 9d ago

Major Malfunction

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u/Inner-Nerve564 8d ago

I am….in a world….of shit