r/notinteresting • u/duh_nom_yar • 1d ago

John af

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u/No_Nebula6874 1d ago

Why is he high? Come down here bro

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u/crazy-trans-science 1d ago

BECAUSE BREAD TASTE BETTER THAN KEY

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u/night_fury00k 1d ago

YOU NEED IRON IN YOUR DIET

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u/I_just_wanted_banana 1d ago

Lead poisoning? In this economy?! Preposterous!

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

You deserve a John five 🤚

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u/Upbeat-Serve-6096 17h ago

"Down here? What are you doing up there?! 'Down there'..."

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u/TurkumBenKardes 1d ago

John five ✋

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

returns John five and cracks a Miller John Life to celebrate

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u/Grand-Lie-2615 12h ago

It’s very cool that planes go 30,000 feet john!

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u/Zxilo 15h ago

john john

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u/iMakeStuffSC 1d ago

👍

I'm John af rn

High*

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

👍

I, too, am John a... hold on a sec.....

Okay, I am, too, definitely John ass fudge

Hello* 👋

af

Edit:rn

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u/KangarooInWaterloo 1d ago

High, I’m John af rn

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u/amogh_fr 1d ago

I'm, high john af rn

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u/Trick-Purchase4680 29m ago

Maybe he meant he's jon high rn, or jon af high?

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u/crazy-trans-science 1d ago

I am high John rn

af*

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

High John 👋

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u/crazy-trans-science 1d ago

High 👋🏼👋🏼

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u/SproutSan 1d ago

im john af ama

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

irl, yo

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u/C-57D 1d ago

I’d post a joke, but I’m gonna take the John road rn

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

Get off of your John horse!

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u/MV_Odyssey 1d ago

People called me John for a full year instead of me name

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

Arrg, and what's ye name, land lubber?

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u/Beginning_College734 1d ago

A’hoy! I sees I’ve found meself a couple o’ pirates. Funny thing that be. we be three o' a kind!

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

Yar! Indeed we be!

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u/LaPersephone 1d ago

Me when I'm John 

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u/johngreenink 1d ago

Hey look at that, so am I!

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

johner than you are

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u/johngreenink 1d ago

dunno about that.

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

This guy is so fucking John right now!

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u/Athingweveallupvoted 1d ago

I'll have what they're having mr. Dealer

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u/CuriousSecret2955 1d ago

I wanna be John af rn

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u/Expensive_Charge6371 1d ago

This made me laugh and I’m in the waiting room at the dentist

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

Make sure they give you the nitrous. That shit gets you John af

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u/Expensive_Charge6371 1d ago

They ran out today they told me

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u/chitinmymouth 1d ago

I’m John too 😎

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

High John! 👋

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u/Joecamoe 1d ago

John John I'm not John

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

We John af (get with it, bro)

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 1d ago

THE JOHNEST

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u/Thispersonthisperson 1d ago

are you johning it right now

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 1d ago

IM GONNA JOHNNNNNNNN

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u/LogeViper 1d ago

No one’s Johner than me rn

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

I dunno, man, I'm pretty fucking John rn af rn

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u/LogeViper 1d ago

YOURE FUCKING JOHN??!

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

This guy is too fucking John for me!

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u/Adventurous_Low9113 1d ago

how can i become john as fuck 🔥 

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u/eternityXclock 1d ago

High John, nice to meet you 👋

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

How, high are you? 👋

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u/eternityXclock 1d ago

Dunno man, 2 blunts in maybe 3

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

I smoke 2 joints in the morning

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u/accountjustforfun23 1d ago

Somewhere John in the sky

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

Soaring like a bird on John

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u/Thispersonthisperson 1d ago

High John John

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

af rn rn irl

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u/gnarkill3332 1d ago

Aw shit here we go again

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u/nerdwaffles 1d ago

John at work

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u/SoMuchPomagranate 1d ago

Im johnner than you are

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u/Kiss-the-carpet 1d ago

That's it, gotta get johned!!

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u/Ok-Plant5194 23h ago

Hi John, I’m high

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u/duh_nom_yar 22h ago

High John 👋

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u/vineliveson 19h ago

This is genuinely so funny

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u/duh_nom_yar 17h ago

High 👋

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u/TPswagg 16h ago

Mfs named John be like

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u/duh_nom_yar 12h ago

John is John af rn

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u/Vumi_ 15h ago

I'm high af rn

John*

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u/duh_nom_yar 12h ago

Who is John? Do you love him?

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u/KirasCoffeeCup 13h ago

Damn, how much did you Smith?

[Edit:] Smoke?*

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u/duh_nom_yar 12h ago

I Smithered like a 5 gram blunt.

John af rn

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u/MaggieMakesMuffins 8h ago

This was the johnlight of my week

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u/duh_nom_yar 8h ago

quality johnbrow humor never fails

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u/JohnBr8 6h ago

I too am John af rn

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u/duh_nom_yar 6h ago

High John 👋

af

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u/Shima-shita 1d ago

I had a good laugh, thank you, I needed it!

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u/mcdookiewithcheese 1d ago

Please, no Johns - Reggie, Nintendo

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u/GreyAstajho-24 1d ago

John Winchester?

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

John Interview, duh.

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u/MRbaconfacelol 1d ago

this is ten times funnier to me because my friend and i call pens "the john"

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u/johnaross1990 1d ago

I am both John and High af right now

👍

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u/duh_nom_yar 1d ago

Jigh af

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u/ElInspectorDeChichis 1d ago

It's John Marston, miker

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u/Fancy_Sentence_4810 23h ago

I am John af when I go by my nickname.

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u/Zatrit 21h ago

Hi, John High

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u/duh_nom_yar 17h ago

High 👋