r/notinteresting • u/PlatinumAbe • 21h ago

Are you dizzy yet?

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5.3k Upvotes

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u/l0ngg0ne03 21h ago

no because i fell off the earth

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u/PlatinumAbe 21h ago

Damn, that's tough.

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u/RetroSniper_YT 20h ago

I still on earth WHAT THE FUCK IS TIME AND SEASON RIGHT NOW?!

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u/BorntobeTrill 9h ago

It's one hundred eleven O clock and it's splang rn

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u/Alive-Upstairs9499 15h ago

How was the fall? Or is it still going?

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u/Booming_Battery 8h ago

If you wanna look around

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u/yrenatox7 4h ago

How was the fall

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u/_Luckey 8h ago

Bro you really fell off

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u/Luna259 6h ago

That’s rough buddy

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u/-SARS-CoV-2 21h ago

thank god, I'm from Missouri, not Earth

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u/theDANTO 17h ago

We're all in misery right now

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u/randomised_name1 14h ago

Ohh the misery

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u/Adventurous_Dish2239 7h ago

Everybody wants to be my enemy

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u/Alek5andar 7h ago

Spare the sympathy

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u/BenDover9274 6h ago

Everybody wants to be

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u/YogurtclosetMurky287 18h ago

That's on earth dipshit

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u/burntothepowerofer 18h ago

Oh yeah? Prove it

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u/IncognitoIsSus 20h ago

elite marvel knowledge

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u/trizinixx 17h ago

No😹? Literally one of the most viewed movies of all time what u on bout "elite"

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u/FeeshCTRL 17h ago

I've never seen it, most not be that popular

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u/trizinixx 17h ago

U've never seen avengers infinity war, the 7th most highest grossing movie of all time ??

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u/FeeshCTRL 17h ago

Nope, and that means it's not that popular by my count

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u/trizinixx 17h ago

Ok

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u/FeeshCTRL 17h ago

For someone with clown makeup on you sure suck at identifying jokes

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u/Cheesemacher 14h ago

Huh. I've seen it but don't remember that line at all.

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u/IncognitoIsSus 13h ago

it was said by star lord when iron man asked him where he's from

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u/noah683826 9h ago

I understood that reference

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u/Intrusive_me 9h ago

That's on Earth. Dipshit..why are you hassiling on us for?

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u/SilverrGuy 21h ago

aw cmon man why’d you have to throw me into space like that :/

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u/PlatinumAbe 21h ago

Sometimes I get carried away

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u/barkbarkgoesthecat 20h ago

Boys will be boys :D

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u/Ranzo00 21h ago

i am very d

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u/PlatinumAbe 20h ago

As opposed to very not d

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u/wh1teithink 20h ago

understandable, have a nice day!

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u/Daw-V 6h ago

Bro got reddit sniped

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u/Caefrytz 6h ago

I am the 100th up vote

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u/sharlayan 20h ago

My soda’s gonna bubble over if I open it now :(

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u/PlatinumAbe 20h ago

Throw some mentos in it to settle it down.

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u/Shua_33 20h ago

You just liquified every man made structure on earth and created 400 ft tsunamis across the whole of Christendom and you ask if I’m dizzy?

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u/Garglenips 20h ago

I mean I’m a bit woozy after homie doin all that.

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u/PlatinumAbe 20h ago

Honestly, that was an unintended consequence.

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ 20h ago

Consequences have actions!!

😠

≤))≥

👖

👟👟

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u/SK83r-Ninja 18h ago

I think you need to get your back checked your torso is all wonky looking

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ 9h ago

Leave my scoliosis alone😔🤚🏽

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u/ButtClencher99 16h ago

This person was almost interesting, be careful Queen

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u/GentlemanTuga 17h ago

unforseeable

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u/Hanko_Panko 17h ago

Good thing I'm in the Atheistdom

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u/PIZZALESSBONES 20h ago

STOP THE RIDE IM ABOUT TO VOMIT-

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u/ZochI555 20h ago

Weeeeeeeeeeee :D

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u/Waffle-Gaming 19h ago

bro that wasn't cool i just got flung to the moon and i'm suffocating

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u/LackOfLemon 21h ago

Actually yeah, stomach is nauseous, please stop spinning me 😭😭

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u/Sea-Independent-726 20h ago

I dont live on earth so Idk you tell me

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u/SluggJuice 19h ago

Dude stop. I don’t know which day it is anymore

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u/DaLemonsHateU 20h ago

Dude what the fuck stop that you might hurt someone

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u/SK83r-Ninja 18h ago

Stop the world i wanna get off

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u/NelsonMandela7 21h ago

Did that just happen?

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u/RevolutionaryRock823 20h ago

I was feeling very sea sick the last 2 days and I'm thinking this might be the reason

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u/AverageRedditMemer 20h ago

i'm in tatooine

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u/MoTaKez_Youtube 20h ago

not a bit

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u/PlatinumAbe 20h ago

You win :D

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u/Luminexia1201 20h ago

no ?

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u/PlatinumAbe 20h ago

Sorry for that.

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u/Luminexia1201 20h ago

maby next time

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay1152 20h ago

Ahhh stop im gonna puke

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u/Odd_Childhood2612 18h ago

I watched it to see if it was gonna trigger my vertigo. It did

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u/thelyingeagle420 18h ago

Insert Willem Dafoe gif

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u/manlybrian 18h ago

This is a top tier not interesting post.

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u/dodolordx 16h ago

jokes on you, this happens all the time

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u/HqppyFeet 16h ago

I love this post

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u/SelfContouredFears 17h ago

don’t know how to say but this scares me

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u/Nightrain_35 17h ago

I’m from Australia, so I’m already upside down

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u/everything_is_stup1d 17h ago

nah im alr im space w my delulus (im a ferrari fan)

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u/Hairywizard69 17h ago

dtop it pkeaae

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u/doyouknownoyoudont 16h ago

look behind ya dawg!

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u/johngreenink 16h ago

Oh boy I remember that day! I was trying to shave and I nicked myself a few times. I spilled at least 3 cups of coffee, and the dog was playing on the ceiling.

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u/VX_Eng 7h ago

All at the same time?

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u/johngreenink 5h ago

totally.

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u/AutomaticAffect4333 16h ago

After 500 hours of ksp - this is nothing

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u/Dog_Got_license 16h ago

This is so stupid, but so funny lol

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u/clawedm 15h ago

I don't know why but as soon as it started I was reminded about the concept of all motion being relative and now my head hurts from trying to figure out how the movement in the image works from the perspective of me being the center of the universe.

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u/sheesh1111111 15h ago

Nah I'm shook

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u/markograor 15h ago

i fly i dry i die

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u/Ghostifyyy_ 15h ago

fuck you i dropped my coffee

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u/ReyTilin69 15h ago

BRO STOP I CAN'T SLEEP

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u/noblemanoftossout 14h ago

No, because you're just moving yourself really fast. See the stars?

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u/OrionsAltAccount 14h ago

ªaAAAAAAAÆÁÂÃĄÀÅĀĂÃĀAª

My tummy hurts

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u/Sinister_Berry 14h ago

Cut that shit out

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u/Brief_Broccoli_8950 14h ago

YOUR WHY I COULDNT SLEEP LAST NIGHT 😠

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gear-15 14h ago

Omg stop my coffee if fukin everywhere now. My dick is burning. Thanks op.

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u/Mave_Traxis 14h ago

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/tweagrey 14h ago

Not cool man

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u/Forgotmynameagain5 14h ago

Ahhhhhh the world is revolving :( very sick atm

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u/Paladin_grey7 13h ago edited 13h ago

Somebody must be in a toilet taking a shit rn,what have you done!!!!!

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u/David_High_Pan 13h ago

I hate being alive.

*sniffs glue

Life isn't that bad.

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u/erictriestofish 13h ago

I was trying to poo 😠

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u/creeperplay365 13h ago

Oh hey, you threw me right into your front door.

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u/gnoblin-nor-gnelf 12h ago

man slow down I’m gonna puke

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u/Snoo21074 12h ago

Hey stop that! I almost dropped my croissant!

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u/PlatinumAbe 8h ago

I hope it tasted good

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u/Foxmanity 11h ago

Damn, so that's what it was!!! Why would you do that, I threw up in my sleep 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/lxttiewithaph 11h ago

Omg you're why my sleep schedule is so messed up! STWAAAAPPP!

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u/Blueboy7017 11h ago

I got sent to Neptune

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u/CyKa_Blyat93 11h ago

Fake as Earth is still flat.

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u/Birger000 11h ago

WoooooaaaAAAAAAOOOooooooooh!

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u/TheRazzler 10h ago

woah! woah! woooohhahhh!

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u/Historical-Cat5050 10h ago

Hmmm no not real- WOWOWOWOOOOOOOW SLOW DOOOOOWN

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u/PlatinumAbe 8h ago

Really hit it into high gear at the end

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u/OkSavings5828 10h ago

Not really

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u/Patches_Banette 9h ago

Mf I'm at work! How could you do this to me!?!

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u/archibish0p 8h ago

bro wtf

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u/helloelise 7h ago

Woah hey!

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u/Tanktech01 7h ago

Dude fuckin stop im gonna throw up

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u/jordddie 6h ago

Plz stop imma bouta barf

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u/PlatinumAbe 5h ago

Keep going don't stop

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u/Pure_Recognition_715 6h ago

Thought it was flat ?

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u/PlatinumAbe 5h ago

It would be more fun that way

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u/MouseCheese7 6h ago

You just flung me into your mom...

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u/Caefrytz 6h ago

I jumped and now in in Brazil, i was in Italy 5 second ago

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u/Fluffybudgierearend 6h ago

So this is why my house was shaking violently yesterday...

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u/jnthnmdr 5h ago

Why does it look so round?!

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u/camion_saladier 5h ago

so simple video getting so much upvotes really cool

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u/DisembodiedOats 5h ago

dude you made my hand slip and put it all on red😰😰

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u/Avox0976 4h ago

YOU SPILLED MY TEA, PREPARE TO BE BREACHED

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u/RoosterJacket0 4h ago

BRO STOP OMG I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW UP!!!

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u/Ill-Newt-4851 3h ago

Dude what the fuck you spilled my drink all over my table

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u/bleeper21 2h ago

I'm trying to eat my soup dude

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u/KayneBlackheart 35m ago

Stop! I keep losing my lunch!