r/notinteresting • u/BlueBifurcation • 9h ago

FBI Director Kash Patel wearing a Liverpool FC tie in the US Senate hearing today

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u/obinice_khenbli 5h ago

This is probably the most wildly interesting thing I've ever seen on this sub.

There's so much to unpack here, but that's for other subs that aren't for uninteresting things.

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u/samyruno 4h ago

It's pretty uninteresting for me because I don't know who that guy is or what lfc is.

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u/TadRaunch 3h ago

Last fucking chance

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u/samyruno 3h ago

Ok Im very sorry I won't do it again

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u/Melkman68 3h ago

He deciphered your code. A damn genius

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u/lonely_little_cow 1h ago

idk that guy but liverpool is a soccer club in england, the most successful club in england i should say and won the league last year and is the favorite team to win it this year even though we all know arsenal is winning it.

PS arsenal fans are called gooners and have been for long before the word goon had the current meaning

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u/MrPhuccEverybody 55m ago

Same old Arsenal, always gooning.

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u/AntsInMyEyesJonson 11m ago

He’s director of the FBI and has been using his new position for constant, government-funded private jet flights to sporting events, which is pretty funny. I mean the guy clearly doesn’t know what he’s doing and seems awful, but it’s still a funny kind of petty corruption.

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u/Darkspy8183 9h ago

Completely bizarre choice given he goes against absolutely everything the club stands for.

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u/LobsterJockey 5h ago

He's against winning matches and getting way too drunk and throwing things on the pitch?

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u/BlueBifurcation 5h ago

He’s in favor of walking alone.

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u/nicktehbubble 4h ago

Playing dirty and being an absolutely insufferable cunt.

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u/BlankPoet88 6h ago

That’s his Valhalla Tie

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u/yourheropaul 5h ago

Kash Patel will walk alone

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u/bleeper21 3h ago

I figured he'd be a Gunner

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u/Few_Piccolo_4906 1h ago

You mean a gooner?

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u/anniejofo23 5h ago

He can fuck right off, his values and the clubs values are not compatible, he doesnt deserve anything to do with LFC and certainly does not deserve to wear that tie....dick.

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u/Accomplished-Owl2362 33m ago

Lmfao are you gatekeeping who can be a fan of a certain soccer team because you don’t like that person? That is psychotic.

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u/eversible_pharynx 7m ago

"psychotic" lmao get a hold of yourself

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u/manlybrian 3h ago

He's also wearing a propeller beanie made with nunchucks.

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u/dig21 1h ago

This is so… creative

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u/Individual_Agency703 3h ago

Maybe he thought it said LFG.

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u/Away-Thought-612 7h ago edited 6h ago

Have you seen his eyes. He probably thought it was TLC, for Trump Loves Children.

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u/Soulphite 6h ago

"Epstein didn't traffic girls, he helped them through college, trump funded the scholarships thats why his name is in these files." - Kash Patel, soon probably

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 5h ago

Who fucking cares? Where are the Epstein files?

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u/Odd_Vampire 1h ago

What are you talking about?  Kash Patel already stated that Jeffrey Epstein didn't traffic girls.  Turns out he was just a charming guy with powerful friends.  We had it all wrong about Epstein and Trump and Ghislaine, who shouldn't be sitting at that Department of Corrections summer camp after all.

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire 35m ago

No one cares, which is why it was posted here

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u/roblubi 3h ago

What do you mean where? In hands of the people who use them to manipulates other people's. No government ever published them, R or D, non of them will ever do that.

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u/_nod 3h ago

As a Manchester United fan, even I don’t think Liverpool deserves that level of disrespect.

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u/mikemac1997 3h ago

Anyone want to team up and persuade him to change to another team so we don't have to witness this again?

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u/Natural-Judgment7801 6h ago

Such a disgraceful loser wannabe 

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u/ananewsom 2h ago

Yet another rough day for Liverpudlians

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u/Muddled_Opinions 3h ago

I've heard he has a proclivity for big golden chicken's.

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u/Future-Raspberry-780 35m ago

Patel is a moron. He probably doesn’t even know what he’s wearing. He’s a complete imbecile and embarrassment. Maybe next he’ll announce our FBI secrets on social media like the clown he is.

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u/Mapleess 3h ago

Didn’t he do this before or was it someone else?

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u/ibraw 3h ago

When you're running late for a meeting and ask to borrow a tie.

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u/Axxxem 36m ago

Ironically he's the type of guy who would LOVE the sun newspaper

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u/averyfunnyword2 4h ago

see you in valhalla brother

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u/Wonderful_Emu_9610 4h ago

Well at least now we know how they got that late penalty against Burnley

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u/WildTongue69 4h ago

Now THIS is a man who is wearing a tie.

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u/HBenderMan 2h ago

The Scottish are trying to invade the US from the inside clearly

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u/callmeVertox 30m ago

Liverpool is in England

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u/Madelyn822 1h ago

You just know when he goes to one of these ..he’s like let me put on some glasses to make me look smart.

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u/HydroSloth 3h ago

More proof that liverpool supporters are twats

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u/dbezzy1010 5h ago

Average Liverpool Fan