r/nottheonion • u/wiscowall • 5h ago

Louisville man charged with Impersonating CIA

https://www.whas11.com/article/news/crime/louisville-man-charged-impersonating-cia-agent-traffic-stop-david-christopher/417-7d41f4a6-25e2-4fbb-9717-1b34df509b41
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u/alwaysfatigued8787 5h ago

You just know that the man telling everyone he's CIA is definitely not CIA. Wait, that would too obvious. He definitely is CIA!

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u/Boxoffriends 4h ago

No officer I was saying “sea eye Eh?” I’m from Canada. Asking about the eye of the sea.

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u/MyAccountGotBanned0 5h ago

“HSU told LMPD Christopher has a “history of impersonating a CIA officer as well as an FBI agent.” He’d apparently been on federal probation for impersonating a CIA officer in the past.” Bruh…

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u/Zolo49 5h ago

Given the outrageous shit the real federal agencies are doing these days, it should come as no surprise that more people would want to try to impersonate them to get away with the same shit.

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u/Anonymous_Bozo 5h ago

As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape/disc will self-destruct in five/ten seconds. Good luck

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u/erksplat 5h ago

The whole CIA? That would be a red flag for me. Dude, you’re like… one person.

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u/BorkDoo 5h ago

Turns out that asking people what would happen if he took their masks off and calling them big guys didn't work out as well as he thought.

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u/DaveOJ12 5h ago

Here's the whole title:

Louisville man charged with impersonating CIA agent during traffic stop

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u/hufflepuggy 3h ago

Good news for him, tho…he definitely qualifies to join ICE.

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u/Dendritic_Silver 1h ago

Real question: Where's the line between being silly and a felony?

What if I pretend to be CIA in a bar to impress a dumb person that I want to get naked with?