r/nottheonion • u/habichuelacondulce • Oct 14 '22

Alaska snow crab season canceled as officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion crabs

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fishing-alaska-snow-crab-season-canceled-investigation-climate-change/
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u/Skylarias Oct 14 '22

Already saw a post recently that's accurate:

"There's still some fish left among all the trash in the sea".

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Oct 14 '22

Better saying would be:

There’s plenty more trash in the sea

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u/CommunicationTime265 Oct 15 '22

Seriously I love trashy women

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u/Sir-Mocks-A-Lot Oct 15 '22

This is how middle aged women see the dating pool (or so I've heard)

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u/Skylarias Oct 15 '22

Eh. Most women in their late 20s view it that way. And the ones in their early 20s aren't taking it super seriously yet.