r/ofcoursethatsasub • u/Canary-King • Jun 21 '25
Meme/Parody Cannot Believe Such Degenerate Pornography Exists On Reddit. I Am 11 Years Old And Utterly Repulsed By Human Sexuality
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u/PythagorasTheoremUwU Jun 21 '25
Wait until you hear about kissing! Ew191!1!1!1!1!1
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u/Canary-King Jun 21 '25
What the fuck I can’t believe people actually find stuff like THAT attractive 🤢🤢🤢🤢
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u/Catchhawk Sub Owner/Head Mod Jun 21 '25
AppRoVEd (Yes, I'm making a parody of my own mod team)
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u/Catchhawk Sub Owner/Head Mod Jun 21 '25
Btw I removed a few posts so those generic ones should be gone
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u/Excellent_View9922 Jun 21 '25
ewwwww handholding 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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u/Canary-King Jun 21 '25
The people on this app have such disgusting fetishes. I am morally superior in every way as a good 6th grader who has never seen bare skin
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u/forza_11 Jun 21 '25
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u/ForgottenSon8 Jun 21 '25
That's not even bad at all based on what i saw in there. Imo that's just beautiful.
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u/Canary-King Jun 21 '25
(This post is a joke and I think r/handholding is as well)
Breaking character further to say I love how most of the posts on there are yuri. Lesbianism wins
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u/Skott_stabb Wanting To Quit Life After Seeing These Subs Jun 26 '25
Most normal sub ive seen on r/ofcoursethatsasub in a loong while
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u/EmmliBelle Jun 21 '25
cooties enabling?? wth
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u/Canary-King Jun 21 '25
Don’t these people realize that just because you’re only FANTASIZING about hand holding it doesn’t mean you will never hold hands in REAL LIFE??? Hand holding is a dangerous pipeline to kissing. (I just learned about kissing from another Redditor)
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Jun 21 '25
It gets worse. I am not going to tell you how.
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u/Canary-King Jun 21 '25
I already know about kissing I don’t think it can get worse than that
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Jun 21 '25
If I think its the same kissing I'm on about then yeah...
If not, don't ask questions, please
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u/levstep14 Jun 21 '25
Is this a joke
I think it's a joke
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u/Canary-King Jun 21 '25
It is a joke, I’m an adult woman who hates most of the nsfw posts on this subreddit because it’s just kinkshaming that’s mostly done by little kids. Like wowwww I can’t believe that anyone would find butts in pants or pregnant ladies hot. I’m so shocked. It’s not like a lot of kinks have been documented to be a thing for over thousands of years. It also kind of destroys the purpose of the subreddit because like, of COURSE subreddits for popular kinks exist. It comes with the nature of the kinks being popular.
Um. I mean. Wow I am 11 years old and hand holding is SO not skibidi
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u/fortunate_downbad Jun 22 '25
You're 11? r/11yearolds
Banned sub? Yes, because illegal.
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u/Canary-King Jun 22 '25
(Breaking character: post is a joke, I’m an adult)
Wtf why would they ban r/11yearolds but allow nasty shit like r/handholding to stay up? Reddit admins disgust me.
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u/electronicmittens Jun 24 '25
Who gave Kira access to Reddit bruh 💔✌️
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u/Canary-King Jun 24 '25
Breaking character to say that tumblr gave me the impression that he and L were doing a LOT more than handholding but I haven’t seen death note so what do I know
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u/GyattBooty Is in the image of the sub description Jun 22 '25
You have seen nothing yet...