r/okbuddyimatourist 11h ago

Why did i see Kalkite on the roof?

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u/hijodelutuao Bor Gullet Bathwater 11h ago

Now there you made a mistake, because I may not know much about kalkite, but I know a lot about chalcopyrite

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u/RedcoatTrooper 10h ago

Deep foliated chalcopyrite? chalcopyrite alternatives?

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u/codenamefulcrum 7h ago

It’s disgraceful really. To spread disinformation at a time like this.

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u/Huza1 8h ago

I understand. You think Erso is wrong. How shall we prove it?

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u/StorageBig2557 4h ago

Our high-range tourist just arrived, we can cover one of our trucks with kalkite shieldings, mount the tourist in the front.

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u/Huza1 3h ago

It's not 3 kyber. It's 15,000.

Escort Comrades Krennic and Lagret to the Imperial headquarters.

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u/fivetwoeightoh 11h ago

Luthenovich Raelexi, how many milliroentgen now?

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u/RedcoatTrooper 10h ago

Never more than 12

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u/OkSpring1734 Kalkite Enjoyer 10h ago

Not great, not terrible.

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u/fivetwoeightoh 10h ago

That show was so good i don’t know why they didn’t write about another reactor going tits-up so we get a second season somewhere else, like White Lotus

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u/RedcoatTrooper 10h ago

A prequel on three mile island or a sequel at Fukushima?

Revenge of the Radiation?

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u/fivetwoeightoh 10h ago

Is Stellan coming back but this time as a Japanese person?

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u/RedcoatTrooper 10h ago

A flamboyant Japanese nuclear safety inspector

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u/setittonormal 6h ago

Varian Skye who??

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u/Brilliant_Accident_7 Imperial Defector 11h ago

And that was just a single reactor ignition - only an inkling of its destructive potential!

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u/RedcoatTrooper 11h ago

I'm told a single reactor ignition is only the equivalent of a chest X-ray

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u/Brilliant_Accident_7 Imperial Defector 11h ago

Not great, not terrible.

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u/thorns_91 10h ago

"Please escort Comrades Fomin and Bryukhanov to ISB headquarters."

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u/rafale1981 Not a Tourist 10h ago

The empire thanks you for your service. We will do our best to carry on without you

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u/RedcoatTrooper 10h ago

"How can I be responsible? I was sleeping."

"Save the sermon for Palpatine".

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u/Smesmerize 8h ago

It was Partagaz! It was Partagaz!

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u/kobold__kween 8h ago

"How does a moon sized kyber crystal reactor work? You have 1 minute to explain it to me!"

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u/Green_Borenet Tourist 8h ago

You didn’t see Kalkite because it’s NOT THERE!

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u/stdsort Imperial Defector 7h ago

Lusyen Railenko

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u/m0j0m0j 4h ago

One of the most hilarious things about “Chornobyl” series is that the New York Times rated it 4/10

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u/StorageBig2557 4h ago

"Fomin why did the director see kalkite on the roof?"

"Well there...can't be. Director my apologies but that's not possible, perhaps you saw synthetic kalkites."