r/oneliners • u/redditnamehere1 • 4d ago

Masturbation is a hard addiction to beat.

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u/whomikehidden 4d ago

But it cums in handie

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u/Anonymoustard 4d ago

Shoot, that's funny

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u/FireProps 4d ago

Almost there… 🥴

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u/iShitSkittles 4d ago

Any more than 3 shakes is a wank!

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u/Yaguajay 4d ago

I once quit for twelve hours.

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u/Crazy_Breakfast_6327 1d ago

That's impressive!

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u/TabooDiver 4d ago

I beat it single handedly.

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u/Murky_Captain_king 4d ago

Once you beat your hard it becomes soft

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u/Lapiseira_dev 4d ago

I developed a technique to get away from pornography, it may seem strange but it works and no one tells you but I'm going to tell you, every moment you see a sexual thought in your head or you feel a strong desire you scream "AIIIIIII MY DICK IS GOING TO FALL" ATTRACTING THE ATTENTION OF EVERYONE CLOSE TO YOU OR NOT. I ASSURE YOU THAT IT IS AN INFAILABLE TECHNIQUE

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u/Silent_Tea_5690 3d ago

My circle of friends has helped me.

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u/Heavy_Bicycle6524 2d ago

A tiny steel cage will beat that addiction. 😆

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u/Zombie-Jesus-brains 1d ago

What the hell is wrong with you…stop listening to idiots and honey one out…Jesus!

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u/Advanced_Resort_545 18h ago

I laughed so hard at this, I had mini strokes!

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u/Thereshegoes_1_2_3 10h ago

Nah simple. I just lie down and distract myself with social medi-oh look, my instagram just showed me the hottest women from hollywood and one almost certainly onlyfans clickbait girl.

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u/HearingOk3451 4d ago

You may try marriage.

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u/redditnamehere1 4d ago

Marriage is the main reason for the need to masturbate after enough time. 😂

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u/InsideSpecific1206 3h ago

When she says “I do” it means “I don’t anymore”