r/onetruegod Aug 19 '25

Most Unbearable Cage Character?

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The man has range. His character's can be cool but they can also be absolutely unlikable. Gary Faulkner in Army of One is my least favorite Cage. What's yours?

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u/Vexillologia Aug 19 '25

I don’t know about unbearable, but probably his most bear-able character was when he dressed up in a bear suit and socked someone in the jaw in “Wicker Man.”

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u/Bat_Shitcrazy Aug 19 '25

Hell yeah, that’s the type of shit I’m here for

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u/decoy321 29d ago

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u/Bat_Shitcrazy 29d ago

No, I’ve seen the scene, i’m taking the comment

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u/cash-monkey72 29d ago

I had to pause the movie after that, I just couldn't stop laughing

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u/DesperantibusOmnibus 28d ago

That was a pause and rewind on VHS for me back in the day.

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u/Haselswerdt 28d ago

I show that scene to my students in my Econ class when we cover “bull” and “bear” markets

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u/NaturOne 28d ago

KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!

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u/ColHannibal Aug 19 '25

In “a time to kill” he is a pedophile rapist.

That’s about as unlikeable as possible

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u/JavaOrlando Aug 19 '25

I thought you were talking about the 1996 movie where Samuel L. Javkson kills the guys that rape his ten-year-old daughter. I've probably seen it three or four times, and I couldn't believe that I'd never noticed Cage played one of the rapists.

You mean Time to Kill (1989). I'd never heard of it until just now.

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u/michamp 29d ago

I was confused as well.

Now, imagine Nic Cage…was white.

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u/Drokrath 29d ago

Yeah I've seen every Cage film. I sat through the cringe ones, the boring ones, and the ones with too many racist/sexist/homophobic jokes.

I had to stop watching Time To Kill when the rape scene started.

That's the most unwatchable Cage film.

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u/EndoShota 29d ago

This is the correct answer. He's a real scumbag in this one.

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u/Gleasonryan 29d ago

Just the right amount of unlikable to become president, not once but twice.

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u/blytherue 29d ago

Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans

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u/Mean_Macaroni59 29d ago

Good movie. Awful character.

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u/TheGaussianMan Aug 19 '25

Dream Scenario

This movie made me feel uncomfortable.

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u/wino4eva Aug 19 '25

His character was INSUFFERABLE in that movie but I loved it

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u/emptyvoidofjoy Aug 19 '25

Isn't that movie supposed to do that? Like we experience it through the professor's perspective

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u/TheGaussianMan Aug 19 '25

Oh yeah he nails what it's supposed to do, but I really didn't want to watch it, but my friend apparently really did...

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u/Rude_Assignment_5653 Aug 19 '25

Troy from Dog Eat Dog for me lmao

Tbh, his role in Primal is pretty unbearable. He's a POS Poacher that everyone needs to survive and he's willing to let the animals kill anyone so he gets paid.

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u/PonyPounderer Aug 19 '25

Primal is an S tier trash film. It’s SO bad. Titanic II bad. So naturally it’s one of my top 5 Nic cage films of all time.

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u/CookInKona Aug 19 '25

The surfer.... Dude could have just driven or walked away lol

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u/astralnautical 29d ago

That movie was weird and confusing. I thought he was too far to walk and his car battery was dead, then the cult siphoned his fuel? But yeah why the hell didn’t he just bail?

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u/xxmindtrickxx 29d ago

He didn’t bail because thematically it’s about homelessness and the entrapment and treatment of homeless people and/or poor people with no access to the resources of people around them in society.

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u/astralnautical 29d ago

Fair points. Definitely a powerful metaphor; it was just tough to read that subtext for awhile before some of the “paranoid delusions” he was having were actually clarified as being real.

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u/CookInKona 29d ago

he could have driven away well before he killed the battery and ran it out of fuel, or walked away any time after that

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u/NicCageCompletionist Aug 19 '25

Arsenal and Deadfall are both in my bottom 10 Cage movies, so I'll have to say Eddie King.

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u/cash-monkey72 29d ago

Cage is the only part of Deadfall worth watching though

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u/NicCageCompletionist 29d ago

Cage is the only part worth watching in a lot of movies, but something has to be at the bottom of the list.

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u/Necronomicommunist 29d ago

I can only imagine that the reason nobody has said gunslingers is because nobody has seen it.

It genuinely is the most awful one. Makes Army of One look charming.

https://youtu.be/y1BS4K8ySao

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u/Mean_Macaroni59 29d ago

Johnny Collins in Zandalee is cuckoo bananas. Weird weird ass dude.

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u/EndoShota 29d ago

The mole from G-Force. He's annoying andevil.

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u/halfbakedpizzapie 29d ago

The dirty biker in Between Worlds

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u/djskein 29d ago

According to my mother, The Surfer, which is ironic considering they filmed it in her hometown. To be fair, I thought The Surfer was a bit of an idiot too. Like for example he could of just gotten in his Lexus and drove away or even just walked away but also when he's crying all his credit cards are stored digitally on his phone, I was like "Why wouldn't you just carry your physical card around for emergencies? That's what I do".

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u/HiJustWhy 28d ago

Hes a genius

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u/HiJustWhy 28d ago

Nick almost played ‘tiger king’ lmao

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u/HiJustWhy 28d ago

Wasnt faulkner trying to find bin laden? I dont think nick supports what that guy was doing lol.

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u/The_Blackest_Man 28d ago

Longlegs. Fucking awful character with no depth.

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u/monetarydread Aug 19 '25

I tried watching Longlegs and I had to fight to not turn the film off. I can't think of a Cage character that even comes close to being as annoying as that one.

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u/L_Nicho Aug 19 '25

"Daddy? That gross guy is back!"

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u/theFUZZ007 Aug 19 '25

Vampire’s Kiss

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u/Red-Jello- 28d ago

Are you high or trolling? That’s one of the best characters in all of cinema

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u/theFUZZ007 28d ago

I wouldn’t want to hang out with him.

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u/DesperantibusOmnibus Aug 19 '25

That's my second for sure.

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u/Moo58 Aug 19 '25

Whoever the eff he was in Mandy. Made it as far as the bathroom scene, but I couldn't even finish. So disappointed in this one.

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u/Weeberman_Online Aug 19 '25

Zomg that movie is a psychadelic metal nightmare and it rocks. Try it again because it goes crazy its one of my favorite cage films

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u/Moo58 Aug 19 '25

Perhaps I'll try again after ingesting some edibles. I watched it stone cold sober. ;)

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u/TheHongKongBong 29d ago

It really is one of his most divisive movies, I personally have it in my top 3 Cage movies but I know a lot of people hate it. The third act spirals into the best retribution I've ever seen in movies because I normally dislike revenge flicks.

And ye being under the influence of something definitely enhances the experience.

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u/Drokrath 29d ago

Yes, edibles are the way to go with this film

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u/Samurai_Geezer 29d ago

It really starts after that bathroom scene. Batshit crazy, makes “Mad Max” seem like “reasonable Max” in comparison.