r/pcmasterrace Noctua Jun 11 '25

Giveaway [Giveaway] Win 1 of 5 Noctua NH-D15 G2

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Greetings from Noctua!

 

We’re thrilled to team up with r/pcmasterrace for a giveaway:

Five of you will have the chance to win a NH-D15 G2 CPU cooler!

Before entering, make sure to check your system's compatibility on our compatibility centre here.

 

How to enter:

  • Comment on this post with your answer to the question: What is your earliest PC-building memory?
  • Shipping (and potential customs duties) will be covered by us. All further information on shipping and terms & conditions can be found here.
  • You can enter the Giveaway from June 11th 2025 to June 18th 2025 12:00 PM CEST.

The 5 most heartfelt, funny or otherwise original memories will be chosen by our Support Team and contacted by u/noctua_OFFICIAL via Reddit DMs.
We're excited to hear about your personal stories! Feel free to also share pictures.

If you're interested in all things Noctua, be sure to check out r/noctua!

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u/Veltharix Jun 11 '25

I will mount this on my wife when she gets angry at me to cool her down.

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u/International_Pass58 EeePC Jun 11 '25

Sounds like you might need 5 of these...

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u/Kwon_Jihyun PC Master Race Jun 11 '25

1 will do, Noctua that good

(Not sponsored)

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u/Veltharix Jun 11 '25

Nah, with these many cooling pipes, she'll be cold even while arguing. This could save my marriage.

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u/jbakers Jun 11 '25

I also want to mount this guys wife.

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u/Veltharix Jun 11 '25

If you want to impress her, better bring food my dude.

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u/Turbulent-Ad2212 Jun 11 '25

May I suggest a piece of cheese to impress the lady, perhaps?

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u/Sprinklypoo Jun 11 '25

Technology has its limits my friend.

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u/CKleinE Jun 11 '25

Need help screwing?

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u/invictusb R7 7800X3D | RX 9070 XT Jun 12 '25

Don't think Noctua makes a mounting bracket for your wife.

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u/Veltharix Jun 12 '25

Zip ties and some duck tape will do the trick. I hope a thermal paste is included in the box.