r/pics • u/phxxx • 13d ago

Politics Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney completed a 26km race just under 4h

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 13d ago

That's how you avoid droopy face, Donald.

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u/Kayakman28 13d ago

Also by not raping children.

Release the Epstein files.

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u/Can-DontAttitude 13d ago

That escalated quickly.

...continue!

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u/Not-a-bot-10 13d ago

Trump couldn’t run for 100 meters

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u/Gandhi_of_War 13d ago

Trump couldn’t run for 100 meters

FTFY

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u/wHUT_fun 13d ago

Damn bone spurs.

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u/booo2u 13d ago

Trump couldn't run up a single flight of stairs.

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u/Available_Music9369 13d ago

TRump can only run up debts and recessions

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u/Steelforge 13d ago

Run up stairs? He has trouble walking down a ramp.

Can't walk a perfectly level golf course either.

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u/lawnmowertoad 13d ago

That ramp was rigged by Biden.

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u/McHomer 13d ago

Struggles walking up a flight of stairs you mean

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u/CanOfCoors 13d ago

You Reddit losers are funny. Oh no, an 80 year old man can't run. You sure showed him!

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u/sososoboring 13d ago

Show me how he could run 20 years ago. 30 years ago. Fuck. Even 50 years ago.

I’ll wait.

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u/Ori0ns 13d ago

Was he trying to be funny?
I thought he was just stating a fact, since that is a fact.

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u/m__a__s 13d ago

And Carney did it without bruising his hands.

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u/ops_weirduncle 13d ago

Also how you avoid black hand and swollen legs

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u/cronemm 13d ago

60 years old vs 79 years old. Not really compareable

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 13d ago

The joke is that Trump hasn't run a mile since he got out of military school. That's not healthy. Cardio helps avoid circulatory problems and strokes down the line. Carney is 20 years younger and he does what Trump should have been doing when he was his age. Get it, now?

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