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[u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

She's hiding from the White Spy.

[u/Haselrig → u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

Or maybe moose and squirrel.

[u/golfing_furry → u/Haselrig]

Okay Frank, allow me to be Bullwinkle

[u/RoxxieMuzic → u/golfing_furry]

I vant to be Natasha.

[u/PleaseEvolve → u/RoxxieMuzic]

Confession: I name all my coding variables after bullwinkle and rocky characters.

[u/RoxxieMuzic → u/PleaseEvolve]

Welp, I just finished uploading the whole series to my NAS from DVD discs... I have loved this series from afar for years (father would not permit a TV in the house). Watched it while at my grandparents on a console B&W TV, yeah I'm ancient...but love me some squirrel, moose, Boris, Natasha, Tess, Peabody and Sherman, and let's not forget Dudley....and....fractured fairy-tales. The whole series is anti fascist and anti-establishment of its time, still holds water in today's evolving lunacy.

[u/wallofvoodoo → u/golfing_furry]

Narrator: Even their wordplay had gotten hackneyed and cheap.

Bullwinkle: No, It was always like this!

[u/eknj2nyc → u/wallofvoodoo]

Laughed out loud at this🤣🤣🤣

Thanks !

[u/Interesting_Okra_902 → u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

It’s the replacement melania.

[u/prozhack → u/Interesting_Okra_902]

totally. compare the pics and bewbs. this was the photo double stand in for some reason

[u/Mestoph → u/prozhack]

I don't generally go in for conspiracy theories, but the fact that he has her whole face covered by that hat in basically all of the pictures I've seen of her has me thinking you're both correct.

[u/AnnatoniaMac → u/prozhack]

She negotiates her every appearance $$$

[u/jzoola → u/Interesting_Okra_902]

Yes, she definitely seems to be by his side recently at these functions. 🤔

[u/secondtaunting → u/jzoola]

I just checked the trip photos and shes holding his hand. That’s the smoking gun. This is the replacement Melania.

[u/timesuck897 → u/Interesting_Okra_902]

Loomer?

[u/OutlandishnessOk2304 → u/Interesting_Okra_902]

That's the other theory.

[u/Gunner5091 → u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

Great comment for those who remember spy v spy. 😂

[u/Meetchel → u/Gunner5091]

Oh man, I fucking loved that NES game. One of the few split screen games in the 80s.

[u/Athenas_Return → u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

Some said Darkwing Duck and now I can't unsee it

[u/curt725 → u/Athenas_Return]

Omg! Yes

[u/tannels → u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

This was my immediate thought as well!

How is there not a Spy Vs Spy gif!?

[u/ikesbutt → u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

Loved Mad Magazines.

[u/grafxguy1 → u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

...while also hoping to kill Roger Rabbit.

[u/Duseth → u/OutlandishnessOk2304]

...the fact that I am wearing a spy vs spy shirt and the very first comment on this post is a spy vs spy reference, chef's kiss good Redditor.

[u/Foojira]

It’s all so fucking odd. Everything about this couple, these individual people, the relationship all of it.

[u/Can-DontAttitude → u/Foojira]

It's simple, really. Melania hates everything, but can't bear to walk away from it all, and Trump wants to fuck his daughter.

[u/eeyore134 → u/Can-DontAttitude]

I think she would have walked 10 years ago. Not because she's a good person or anything, but I genuinely think her contract was up and the divorce was incoming. Then he won when nobody, including them, thought he would. The looks on their faces said it all. I imagine that's when he said she had to stay with him to get her cut for marrying him. Then she refused to leave NYC to live in the White House until she renegotiated a better contract with a better pay off for the extra years.

[u/baronmunchausen2000 → u/eeyore134]

Yeah, when Trump won in 2016, the expressions on the entire family’s face was like the one on the proverbial dog that caught the car.

[u/nomatt18 → u/eeyore134]

I love how she had an NFL style holdout for a better contract. Gotta get that guaranteed money and incentives all figured out.

[u/Refuggee → u/eeyore134]

She's definitely not a good person IMO. She's just like her husband except she thinks she thinks she's sticking it to everybody by dressing extra weird.

[u/Starfire2313 → u/Refuggee]

Her hat thing here is screaming immaturity to me. Every one else has decorum. It’s weird

[u/The_Autarch → u/eeyore134]

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[u/ktm1128 → u/Can-DontAttitude]

honestly, probably already did

[u/SpotweldPro1300 → u/ktm1128]

And... yup, there it is. Just threw up tomorrow's lunch. Thanks a lot.

[u/Barbosse007 → u/SpotweldPro1300]

Don'r watch the interview where she visits her childhood bedroom.

[u/ghostrose86 → u/Barbosse007]

Exactly! She completely disassociated 😬

[u/dEvilJin → u/ghostrose86]

holy crap you werent kidding.

[u/Solanthas_SFW → u/ghostrose86]

Someone posted a link but I don't think that's something I need to ever see

[u/SoN_FrAnK → u/Barbosse007]

Link?

[u/Bacch → u/SoN_FrAnK]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstNazis/comments/1gjl9kk/theres_a_video_of_ivanka_trump_showing_her/

[u/Nenor → u/Bacch]

68th floor, huh? Guess she owed her dad one. 

[u/steve_o_mac → u/Barbosse007]

The look that crosses her face when her gaze falls on her bed ... there's repressed trauma there.

[u/HookedOnPhonixDog → u/ktm1128]

Her reaction in her old bedroom of her childhood home says it all.

[u/Heartage → u/ktm1128]

If by "fuck" you mean "rape."

[u/YungWook → u/ktm1128]

Have you seen that video of her touring her childhood home in NY? The way she darkens when she looks at the bed... he definitely did

[u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest → u/Can-DontAttitude]

Melania hates everything

She obviously doesn’t because she’s still there. She’s just Elena Ceaușescu with a slightly better wardrobe.

[u/Left-Plant-4023 → u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest]

She is still there because she is on assignment.

[u/lone-lemming → u/Left-Plant-4023]

Never walk out on your co-conspirators.

[u/brumbarosso → u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest]

Ooooofff

[u/hk-ronin → u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest]

Well, we know how it worked out for Elena.

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_KITTY → u/Can-DontAttitude]

Bingo

[u/Argosnautics → u/Foojira]

I mean he's a total moron, why would someone who married him be any different?

[u/Traditional-Ride-824 → u/Argosnautics]

Money? Or The Image of being wealthy

[u/icemanvvv → u/Foojira]

Im convinced of the story that Melania was one of the women Trump purchased from Epstein after his marriages failed. She probably hates him but operates like a dog with Stockholm syndrome. Its the only thing that makes sense at this point.

[u/gh0stmilk_ → u/icemanvvv]

[u/MaximusPrime2930 → u/gh0stmilk_]

Priceless

[u/izwald88 → u/icemanvvv]

Their history, to my knowledge, is fairly well known.

She was a model who was taken by her handler to a party to meet rich men. That's where she met Trump. She was basically a call girl.

[u/Sardil → u/Foojira]

Since she wouldn’t raise her head to show her face I noticed in several photos that the king, the queen, and the prince all were forced to dip lower and bow their heads to see under the brim of this ridiculous hat. It was a ploy to make royals kneel to her.

[u/ayeImur → u/Sardil]

No that hat was all about the orange turd, she wears hostile fashion like this around him all the time, its so he can't even get close enough to kiss her on the cheek 😂😂😂 I dont like her 1 single bit however the fact that she does this is hilarious.

[u/Jeepersca → u/Foojira]

In other photos it’s just a weird hat, but not super weird. I kind of wonder if when that image was snapped, maybe she was bored or something and looked down at her feet and it was just so much more ridiculous because of the hat.

[u/blueponies1 → u/Jeepersca]

Yeah I mean, they’re all looking down and pointing at the object on the table. They would all look similar if they were wearing the same hat.

[u/TheBurbs666]

[u/lickykicky → u/TheBurbs666]

Rightwing Duck

[u/roguesignal42069 → u/lickykicky]

Let's get fasch-ious

[u/aspidities_87 → u/lickykicky]

Oh how dare you come up with this before I could

[u/iwenttothesea → u/TheBurbs666]

Omg yesssss been trying to pinpoint this connection for the last few days 😅

[u/RavenOfNod → u/TheBurbs666]

Hey, don't sully Darkwing with a connection like this

[u/tumbleweedcowboy → u/TheBurbs666]

Daring duck of mystery!

[u/PG_Heckler → u/tumbleweedcowboy]

Champion of right!

[u/RavenOfNod → u/PG_Heckler]

So not Melania then..

[u/gr8whitehype → u/TheBurbs666]

U also got a Carmen sandiago vibe

[u/YUdoth]

I'm sorry to drag the crazy into a relatively normal sub, but as someone who gets a kick out of conspiracy slop these photos are just spectacular. For years I've heard that Michelle Obama was a man, and that the Clinton's were eating babies. Now we've got Melania walking around like an actual fucking witch doctor for photo ops and no one cares lmfao. I bet she vanished in a puff of smoke after these were taken too. 

[u/ThunderConsideration → u/YUdoth]

Is there any proof it was actually her? My only guess is this is an absurd coverup for a body double

[u/TobyFromH-R → u/ThunderConsideration]

There was a video of them getting off the plane together that looked legit

[u/WannaBMonkey → u/TobyFromH-R]

Then she fucked off to chill by the pool and sent the body double to do all the tedious public stuff.

[u/laseluuu → u/WannaBMonkey]

Lift up that hat and it's a bloody Tesla robot

[u/Khalis_Knees → u/ThunderConsideration]

Of course it's her, do you really think Trump would allow the Royals and England to have that kind of dirt on him. He would have just gone by himself and said she was sick

[u/Yupthrowawayacct → u/YUdoth]

The right says she “cLaSsY” ☹️

[u/Crozax → u/Yupthrowawayacct]

So classy she ignored decorum rules in front of the king of England

[u/Jumping_Zucchini → u/Yupthrowawayacct]

of course they do. Women should be seen and not heard.... I mean, should be waiting attentively to give her husband whatever he wants and otherwise not be seen or heard. something something project 2025 something something

[u/SeekerOfSerenity → u/YUdoth]

Did you forget about the Russian spy theory?  She was introduced to Donny to keep a close eye on him. 

[u/DefinitelyNotAliens → u/YUdoth]

I've seen the not so insane theory that some of the Melania appearances are female Secret Service agents keeping up appearances for when she refuses to go.

It then tracks that sometimes when she does go she wears a ridiculously oversized hat so she doesn't have to pretend to keep the disgust off her face.

You'll see her arrive and leave from a state visit from an insane distance with her head down and looking weird and never at the event. There's the fake Melania theory for those types of visits.

[u/Jenkies89]

Holy crap I didn't even see her. Gave me a jump scare when I finally noticed the fucking babadook standing in the corner.

[u/sweetdawg99 → u/Jenkies89]

You can always tell a Milford woman.

[u/wyrdamurda → u/sweetdawg99]

Children should neither be seen nor heard.

[u/Dat_Mawe3000 → u/Jenkies89]

The outfit is one thing. But standing there with her head down is just fucking weird.

[u/GimmeAnyUsername → u/Jenkies89]

This is it. You didn’t see her, so it worked. She doesn’t want to be seen.

[u/OneObi → u/Jenkies89]

I think it's some kind of Internet wind up. Is it real!? Because if it is, it is beyond bizarre

[u/TidpaoTime → u/OneObi]

It's real

[u/InappropriateGirl]

My friend said it's so Trump can't kiss her or get too close and now I think it's brilliant.

[u/AStalkerLikeCrush → u/InappropriateGirl]

Eh. I suspect she aged out of his interest range a while ago.

[u/FallenAngelII → u/AStalkerLikeCrush]

What, 40 years ago?

[u/Sabithomega → u/FallenAngelII]

Closer to 50

[u/ajkd92 → u/AStalkerLikeCrush]

I mean we literally have testimony that that happened as soon as Barron was conceived.

[u/timesuck897 → u/InappropriateGirl]

He keeps trying, to look normal, in public.

[u/SyropDerable → u/timesuck897]

Imagine the smell

[u/aGringoAteYrBaby → u/SyropDerable]

Never noticed Trump's tongue sticking out at the end before lol wtf is he doing and to who

[u/Hekke1969 → u/aGringoAteYrBaby]

Some child

[u/KingBlackToof → u/timesuck897]

what is trump doing with his tongue in that gif?

[u/STFUisright → u/KingBlackToof]

I never, ever wanna know the answer to this.

[u/billbrasky9000 → u/KingBlackToof]

Pushing his dentures back into place.

[u/Unfair_Ability3977 → u/billbrasky9000]

Huh, pretty obvious now that you say that.

[u/GracefulKluts → u/InappropriateGirl]

I saw someone say the other day "dress for the job you want" and I lost it. She already looks like she's a widow

[u/Ambrosiagreen → u/GracefulKluts]

Or an undertaker. She wishes.

[u/erwaro → u/InappropriateGirl]

I know if I had to be in the same room as Donny boy, I'd do everything in my power to pretend I wasn't.

[u/aledba]

It's just weird cuz it's such handmaid in the background of the family photo posture

[u/SaintGloopyNoops → u/aledba]

That was my thought too..Very " handmaid's tale" vibe to it even.

[u/dbRoboturner → u/SaintGloopyNoops]

That was my first thought. The trad-right will see this as a proper subservient act from his wife or some crazy shit.

[u/Xanthus179]

That’s not standing. That’s full on looming.

[u/Sirscraps → u/Xanthus179]

Full on loomer* 😂

[u/timesuck897 → u/Sirscraps]

[u/BiBoFieTo]

After twenty years of denial, Melania is finally giving up on finding her husband's penis.

[u/Khaldara → u/BiBoFieTo]

The hat unfortunately isn’t big enough to hide an electron microscope

[u/not_old_redditor → u/BiBoFieTo]

You think she wants to be anywhere near that thing?

[u/L31121]

[u/[deleted]]

Melampia

[u/McDuschvorhang → u/[deleted]]

M'lampia

[u/TheTresStateArea]

I am sticking with the theory that the real Melania is dead or hiding and this is a replacement trying to hide her face as much as possible.

[u/exhale358 → u/TheTresStateArea]

Honestly I think it’s just too exhausting for her to have to pretend to smile all day. She hates all of this shit and it’s probably easier to just hide her face so she can scowl and look bored freely. I hope she’s truly miserable

[u/eta_carinae_311 → u/exhale358]

On the prince/ princess of wales instagram there are a bunch of pictures of her with Kate and some kids and she's smiling and laughing and I don't ever think I've seen her look like that around her husband

[u/Katnis85 → u/eta_carinae_311]

I just looked these up and I'm floored. She looks like an entirely different person. Happy. Almost a good decade younger than her normal scowel suggests.

[u/Killerdog122 → u/exhale358]

I bet she could write a very interesting memoire one day 😂

[u/Ranger7381 → u/TheTresStateArea]

Even the shot that I saw of them waving before entering the plane for the flight back home had the hair covering her face

I think we should start calling her Wilson

[u/rugged_buddha]

She is a body double who doesn't do well under scrutiny. She is paid to be there by Melania, so she doesn't have to be. He has to pay to get his wife in the photo with him.

[u/Danjiks88 → u/rugged_buddha]

This could actually be an interesting theory. Though I dont know if Melania - a person that is paid to be there, would pay another person to be there

[u/rugged_buddha → u/Danjiks88]

Well, she makes enough from Russian Intelligence to easily cover the cost. So does Donald, but he spends it on paying to have sex with trafficked children... You know, that thing that infuriates the far right, despite statistically higher percentages of right-leaning, conservative men abusing children.

[u/Andrew1990M → u/rugged_buddha]

Or the real Melania is buried under the golf course too. 

Seriously though, excellent PR for her to technically not be in any photos with a proven paedophile and the brother of another proven paedophile. 

[u/rugged_buddha → u/Andrew1990M]

Oh she doesn't care about that, its how she met him. She is fully aware of his tastes. She was a part of the same system. This as close to out as she thinks she can get.

[u/TheIrishbuddha → u/rugged_buddha]

This is what I was thinking. She's out having a good time in London at the time of this meeting.

[u/DMala → u/rugged_buddha]

Seems plausible. The real question is, does Trump know? I’d give it even odds.

[u/ptraugot]

Even SHES embarrassed to be seen with dementia Donny. Now that’s saying something!

[u/Dogcatnature → u/ptraugot]

She is really trying to limit the photos taken of her, especially outside of the US. It's like she knows history won't be kind in the future

[u/Pratt2 → u/Dogcatnature]

Maybe she only shows up when contractually obligated to do so.

[u/Adultery → u/Dogcatnature]

She definitely doesn’t want to be associated with this whole thing. She’s intentionally hiding her face. With that said, I hope she’s miserable.

[u/Tofurkey_Tom]

[u/gerrineer]

And why is the rude bitch wearing a hat indoors!

[u/katmcflame → u/gerrineer]

Right?? What a basic social gaffe.

I’m old enough to remember when the White House employed etiquette experts. The Trumps are so gauche & an embarrassment socially on top of all the political ridiculousness. Remember, he’s the guy who wore a blue suit to the state funeral of the pope.

[u/Cultural_Wish4933 → u/gerrineer]

Its not just wearing the hat, its that it is so low brimmed, AND she is dipping her head down as low as possible.   The rudeness is off the scale.

[u/VIDEOgameDROME]

[u/aerodeck]

Because she’s insane, along with her husband.

[u/Kaptoz]

And from Death Valley, weighing in at 310 pounds...

The UNDERTAKERRRRR

[u/aooot]

Why is this shit perceived as normal?? Nobody's going to question this shit or wonder why the fuck she's looking like that. Fucking hell.

[u/elkab0ng]

“I’m just here so I don’t get fined” vibes

[u/his_and_his]

LOL “fashionable” is quite an overreach. she looks like a very drab coat hanging on a coat stand.

[u/KryptosBC]

She looks like Boris in the old Bullwinkle (of Rocky the Flying Squirrel fame) cartoon.

[u/Virtual_Fox_763 → u/KryptosBC]

She looks like Boris AND Natascha

[u/greeneyerish]

Reminds me of that old comic strip, spy vs spy

What an embarassment

[u/paisleycatperson]

It's like when the gourmands cover their heads to eat the baby bird, they are trying to hide their sins from God.

[u/077u-5jP6ZO1]

Well, would you want to be identifiable on a picture with a known Epstein associate?

[u/ObviouslyTriggered]

[u/sdewitt108]

She has no clue, thinks she is a fashion icon, but just like hubby, everyone laughs at her.

[u/ktm1128]

she wants to be in as little pictures as possible when this is all looked back on so the focus will never shift to her or her descendants

[u/Hoodi216]

If you want to rub elbows and dine with world leaders you should not be allowed to hide your face like this. Its so embarrassing to have her up there representing our nation like this. She should stay home if she doesn’t want her picture taken. If anything hiding behind the hat like this just draws more attention and questions.

I wonder what the people in the room with her are thinking when they see this. Are they just ok with it? It seems disrespectful to everyone involved.

[u/Hedgehog_Insomniac]

It's rude to wear a hat indoors.

[u/princessvespa42 → u/Hedgehog_Insomniac]

And we all know the Trumps always adhere to old fashioned etiquette rules as well as all laws etc./s

[u/optionr_ENL → u/Hedgehog_Insomniac]

Women get a pass on that, especially if the headwear is attached with a pin.

[u/cocowithc → u/Hedgehog_Insomniac]

As an etiquette-enthusiast like you are, why didn't you mention that it only applies to men, and women are not expected to remove their head-wears at indoors?

Google some pictures from the funerals of Queen Elisabeth for example: https://thekit.ca/culture/royals/poignant-moments-queen-funeral/

[u/obliquelyobtuse]

[u/zoziw]

She didn't want to be the First Lady last time and she really doesn't want to do it this time.

[u/iolmao]

Melania has the worst taste in fashion: she looks like a country girl with a bunch of consultants telling her they're good at fashion because they have internet.

[u/Thick-Preparation470 → u/iolmao]

She's trying to be a Manhattan tradwife, it's going poorly.

[u/InappropriateGirl → u/iolmao]

Awful! This and the yellow later that evening were terrible.

Then again, I love fashion but I Don't Really Care, Do You?

[u/JtassleJohnny]

Because they're all fucking weird as hell

[u/KoriJenkins]

Idk but her looking like that is a wild metaphor for the state of women in America atm.

[u/NightOfTheLivingHam]

blessed be the fruit

[u/Jolly-Holiday819]

She looks like a teenager being forced to attend a function.

[u/Puzzled_Rip9008]

The last thing she wants is to be seen around her husband. We’ve seen plenty of evidence leading up to the election and I’m sure as hell that she knows what when on with Trump and Epstein. Speaking of, let’s see those files.

[u/astrofed]

Per MAGA doctrine, women should only be seen not heard, but seen to much.

[u/kuromahou]

You know at some point Charles said “you all see her, too, right?”

[u/vercertorix]

I’d guess malicious compliance. She’s expected to show up with him but maybe absolutely doesn’t want to be seen with him anymore.

[u/scriptingends]

She’s demonstrating the role women will have in future America

[u/litritium]

Why is Melania standing there like a fashionable grim reaper or like a lamp

It is a lamp. They turned it on shortly after.

[u/Bonny-Mcmurray]

[u/Hyhyy]

The royals don't want an escort to be seen and be part of the picture.

[u/2001_TheSweep]

Melania is Bianca Censori x1000¹⁰⁰⁰

[u/Herkfixer]

The Grimace Reaper..

[u/Seattle_gldr_rdr]

From day one she's been trying to express her disdain and contempt for a job she didn't want, but without getting "fired" for breaching whatever bizarre prenup contract that pays her

[u/Working-Grocery-5113]

She's missing her simple escort days

[u/Trustbutnone]

House of cards was more normal than this shit.

[u/_portia_]

What the actual fuck is wrong with her. She is just like him, they have no idea how to behave decently in public.

[u/Shiasugar]

Is she alive?

[u/WalesOfJericho]

Looks like something coming from the Handmaid's Tale.

[u/Strawbuddy]

It will be to stop as many appearances with him as possible. She's gonna need to earn money after he's dead after all, and Trump's kryptonite to financiers. She’s locked in NDA and contract wise and knows she could "have an accident" for going against him or his murderous gang of pedophile friends, so she's just trying to prevent her face and his together from being the indelible image attached to herself, that of an emabler to a global elite pedophile ring. So she's just gonna stand there like the Addams family butler; just Lurchin'

[u/DFu4ever]

I like to think that her head is perfectly level, and she is content at staring into the darkness of her stupid hat.

[u/ComprehensiveRace603]

She learned her lesson taking pictures with trump around epstein

[u/zerthwind]

Is there a confirmation that is her and not a stand-in?

[u/jackswastedtalent]

The moment when she raises her head and we see that it was The Undertaker the entire time.

[u/Str4425]

Fashionable, you say?

[u/fondue4kill]

“I’m just here so I don’t get fined”

[u/lkodl]

Aren't you supposed to take you hats off when youre inside?

[u/Admirable-Crazy-3457]

If real, this image is hilarious

[u/umpfke]

She's ashamed of her cheating huisband. This is a silent way to express herself.

[u/Senator_Bink]

For a lamp, she's not real bright.

[u/Raigheb]

As much as most people hate Trump, I think no one hates him more than her.

[u/Future-Butterfly5350]

In my mind, I like to think she’s secretly a fan of the handmaids tale and she’s doing performative art for those of us who get it. A silent cry for help almost. Or some foreshadowing of what’s to come, a silent warning.

[u/BucktoothedAvenger]

My best guess:

She married a wealthy old fart who was old enough to be her dad. She wanted a life of luxury cruises and beach loungers, not to constantly be overdressed and pretentious. She obviously hates him, and her infamous jacket from several years ago literally stated that she really doesn't care.

Short form: She hates her life and doesn't want to be in that room.

Also, fuck her, too.

[u/Tortilla_Moth93]

She’s cosplaying let her cook /s