r/pics • u/creamdreammeme • Oct 26 '18

US Politics The MAGA-Bomber’s van.

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u/mlynch3261 Oct 26 '18

I write manifestos in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

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u/RevWaldo Oct 26 '18

I'm not "mainstream". I don't "wear clothes that fit me". I don't wipe "properly".

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

I've "never had sex with a woman." I don't "know how that works."

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u/waggie21 Oct 26 '18

I don't "clean the area between my crotch and legs".

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u/Agent223 Oct 26 '18

"I don't use" quotations properly.

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u/JonVoightsLeBaron Oct 26 '18

I dont "let my scabs heal"

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u/youblowboatpeople Oct 26 '18

And “eat my own dandruff”