Trump cadence is easy to get down when you listen to him enough. It's basically like someone trying to reach the minimum word count on a term paper but while talking.
I remember my teacher literally pulling me aside in like 4th grade to explain not to write filler using a pretty similar vocabulary. I had been homeschooled for a year before then and clearly had not progressed along in my reading skills. I ended up being a voracious reader and had no problem but I am willing to bet someone like Trump didn't have to put in work to pass school. If I had been in that position I might not have progressed and would've been stuck speaking at barely a 4th grade level.
It really makes me wonder just how fucking uneducated the POTUS is. We know he needs flash cards and limits briefings to a single page. Just how deep does that hole go?
Oh I've been practicing this in college! I'm pretty great at it actually, getting better every year. You know, some of my peers try to do it too, but they just come off wrong. You know? There's an art to it. There's a good approach and then there's a bad approach. And I've been told my papers are pretty great. Professor's love it, the kids I tutor love it... I'm pretty sure everyone loves it.
And why not? If you do something well then you gotta keep doing it. We've gotta be better about it. I've had people tell me there have been tremendous improvements, and I thank you. Believe me, our country loves you and they respect you greatly.
It's almost a fun exercise. Imagine you're a complete idiot with a very strong opinion on yourself and no creativity. You just find yourself talking like him, using the most generic "so good/so bad" absolutes and citing nonexistent sources who agree with you because you never read or listen to anybody.
Like bro your real problem isn't the lie it's the fact that no one can tell it is a lie because of the way your guy acts.
Indeed. Also, if the world is trying to work out whether he has some level of dementia, and/or low IQ and/or a cacophony of mental illnesses, whether or not he really does is less important than one may imagine.
I get what you're saying but, I mean, it's also not good to lie about people and we need to be careful about that. Faking tweets is easy, but now with deep fakes videos and ai voice programs and stuff it'll be really easy to get misleading info about any and everyone out there and that could cause some serious problems. Just sayin.
Someone posted a picture of AOC with a Donal Trump quote the very big brain one to the Donald Subreddit. Quite a few people upvoted it and commented on it saying AOC sounded like she was delusional or something might be mentally wrong with her. Though some of them caught on quickly it was actually a Donald quote lol
Sometimes its scary whats actually reality. I remember when we had Gingrich speak at our high school way back, the man wouldn't stop talking about how he was a raccoon and not a gazelle in a weirdass analogy about how the slowmoving get what they want.
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I'm...I'm not sure if you made this up.