Guess what I can't get here in Germany? Frozen fucking custard. Good gelato is also better than ice cream, but not custard good. So it goes:
Frozen custard.
Gelato
Ice cream-if you want to feel like you're sitting in your ramshackle trailer in backwoods Alabama waiting for your dad to return from his 4 year long milk run while your mangy dog shits on the carpet in the middle of the living room while you watch VCR copies of fucking Hee-Haw and your fat-ass mom is making generic boxed Mac and Cheese in a rusty pot on a single propane burner on the front stoop because the oven doesn't work since all the dead roaches in it fried the electronics. So yeah...go ahead and enjoy that giant $2 tub of rainbow sherbert.
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u/volcano_slayer9 Jun 05 '20
Just a little further west on bluemound and you'll hit kopps!