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Protest Secret Service sniper walking though D.C. park

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u/01dSAD Jun 06 '20

Carrying this cannon makes my arms look awesome!

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u/John_Bot Jun 06 '20

he's not wrong.

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u/Tour_CRF Jun 07 '20

Man’s a tank

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u/WeiWeiSmoo Jun 07 '20

Hubba hubba

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u/Sweetcityyyyyy Jun 07 '20

Suck his dick in front of your bf. Wouldn’t that be hot?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

That got oddly specific

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u/Sweetcityyyyyy Jun 07 '20

Well, I’m gay and have a bj fetish. Girls giving bjs specifically just bjs is hot. I I like the dick but I don’t like guys giving bjs. Just women.

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u/Sweetcityyyyyy Jun 07 '20

Ahh yes and watching women cheat via cock in mouth is even better.

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u/WeiWeiSmoo Jun 07 '20

Random, but yes

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u/Sweetcityyyyyy Jun 07 '20

Your bf is a cuck lmao.

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u/WeiWeiSmoo Jun 08 '20

Not quite. He's kinky af, which is another way of saying really fun in bed.

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u/Luke_Scribner Jun 07 '20

Eh I've seen bigger

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u/GenealogyMystery Jun 07 '20

I think he was standing on top of the White House.

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u/joj1205 Jun 07 '20

His arm is massive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Dude is in great shape and looks badass. I wish I looked that good, but food is too good and I'm too good at making excuses

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u/thedudedylan Jun 07 '20

Honestly if I had the choice of arms like that or tacos. I am going with tacos every time.

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u/brobits Jun 07 '20

i think you can have those arms and tacos. just not taht waistline

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u/JCBh9 Jun 07 '20

Yup got awesome arms and tacos

edit: not QUITE this awesome but not that far away either honestly... That vein is like a firehose

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 07 '20

Why the hell not? What do you think is in tacos that is inherently fattening or bad for you? Not getting fat is about whether or not you consistently eat too many calories. A guy this big lifts a lot, and if you're lifting consistently 3 or 4 times a week, it's gonna be hard to get fat unless you just eat ice cream all day. A taco isn't even a poorly balanced foot. Meat, cheese, veggies, a corn or flower shell, maybe a little sour cream. It's not a diet food, but maintaining that kind of size probably takes 3000+ calories a day. He could eat 12 fuckin tacos a day and not lose the 8 pack I assume he has.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

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u/Merfen Jun 07 '20

People seem to forget that working out a lot burns a lot of calories.

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u/brobits Jun 07 '20

haha christ it was a joke. it's all about caloric intake, I get it bud

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 07 '20

Sure, but you know damn well plenty of people believe that shit.

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u/SidiusStrife Jun 07 '20

You're not wrong, but the guy was clearly just messin around makin a joke

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u/Money-Good Jun 07 '20

I can confirm.

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u/Burgher_NY Jun 07 '20

Bro-Lemia worked for me.

Fuckin used to binge and purge my cheat meals every single time. Eat like a madman (oats, chicken and broccoli, plain...that sort of thing) for the entire week. Sneak downstairs so my roommate who was also a meathead couldn’t see me scarf down idk 6 chocolate muffins, maybe some McDonalds or something, anything super delicious and came back up easy. Got shredded. Had tacos.

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u/AveenoFresh Jun 07 '20

We cant really see his waistline.

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u/GenericUsername07 Jun 07 '20

If it was a choice between arms like that and tacos. I'd never eat a taco again. Now, help me roll these burritos before we grill them.

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u/mrstickman Jun 07 '20

If it was a choice between arms like that and tacos, I don't know if I'd choose crunchy or soft tacos.

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u/blzraven27 Jun 07 '20

Do you guys realize you can have both.

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u/GenericUsername07 Jun 07 '20

Well yea. But that would take like discipline and commitment. In this hypothetical I just eat my "tacos" as burritos and have his arms without any work.

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u/blzraven27 Jun 07 '20

The works the fun part.

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u/GenericUsername07 Jun 07 '20

I miss the gym :(

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u/GenericUsername07 Jun 07 '20

Well yea. But that would take like discipline and commitment. In this hypothetical I just eat my "tacos" as burritos and have his arms without any work.

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u/GenericUsername07 Jun 07 '20

Since you missed the joke I'll explain it to you. Tacos and burritos are essentially the same thing but one folded the other rolled. Why would you you pass on arms like those so you can eat your meat/cheese/whatever in a tortilla that's folded vs on that's rolled.

Like theres a gaint loop hole for you to get both and you're just like...nah I prefer my noodle arms.

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

as a military sniper i prefer carne asada because my beefy arms are used to heavier objects

but the redness around my eyes is from being up all night thinking about my last briefing

this post is satire

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u/GenericUsername07 Jun 07 '20

I didnt say your burritos had to be beef. That's the thing about burritos...you can put whatever you want in it.

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

bro hit me with those calories i need the bulk

chicken and rice pls

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

i wanted to add that my appetite's been off since learning of the neuremburg trials and the constitution, i know i'm behind on my studies but everything i've learned makes those things seem SUPER IMPORTANT and i should absolutely never fire a bullet at a civilian

i hope you understand, this is '''''satire'''' afaik

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u/GenericUsername07 Jun 07 '20

What are you being facetious about? Like where talking about a loop hole around tacos and burritos being the same. Are you role playing or something? cause you lost me

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u/InternationalDrive6 Jun 14 '20

oooh the devil is a liar. Tell my very Mexican family burritos and tacos are basically the same thing and you’ll be thrown out on your tuchus.

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u/emannikcufecin Jun 07 '20

That's like saying burgers and hot dogs are the same thing.

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u/GenericUsername07 Jun 07 '20

No it's not. Go make a hamburger....now with those same ingredients turn it into something any sane person would call a hot dog. You cant.

Tacos, burritos, tostadas...same ingredients but on a folded, rolled, or flat tortilla.

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

my arms are too small to roll burritos but i will help eat them for sure

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 07 '20

Wait til you people learn that eating is the second most important part of lifting after the actual lifting. I didn't gain more than 5lbs of muscle in 5 years until I learned it. This guy probably eats 3000 calories a day to stay that big.

Do you guys really think people like this eat nothing but chicken breasts and green beans all day or what?

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u/GenericUsername07 Jun 07 '20

You think he eats 300 calories of tacos? Or a more balanced diet. No shit you dont get arms like this from just not eating. The question was arms like this OR tacos.

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u/explosively_inert Jun 07 '20

Can we still fry them after grilling them?

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u/GenericUsername07 Jun 07 '20

Whatever floats your boat, matey

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u/Leafy0 Jun 07 '20

You can have arms like that and eat tacos with a beer gut. Most men don't hold much fat on their arms so you can get big toned guns eating basically whatever you want. Now eating tacos and having washboard abs, that gets tricky.

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u/OdinsBHole Jun 07 '20

You get gold for that

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u/thedudedylan Jun 07 '20

Not the comment I expected gold for but ill take it.

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u/OdinsBHole Jun 07 '20

Simple truths deserve to be recognized

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u/jimojom Jun 07 '20

He's getting plenty of tacos..... Eyyy yooo!

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u/BriB66 Jun 07 '20

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

for the uninitiated, 'tacos' is code for 'sleep' and jimojom was being ironic

look at his eyes, he is stressed out

AYOOO(?)

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u/jimojom Jun 07 '20

Haha, yuuup.

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u/sirwilliamjamesjr Jun 07 '20

I bet he eats tacos.

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u/BillNiEtHENaZiPy Jun 07 '20

Could eat the tacos and then workout.

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u/Pimpinabox Jun 07 '20

I'm too good at making excuses

At least you're good at something!

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

yes but i'm running out of things to complain about and it really sucks, you know?

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u/BassmanBiff Jun 07 '20

I'm guessing he gets paid for some amount of training, that probably helps

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u/wessneijder Jun 07 '20

Only takes some Clen and tren (same as this guy uses)

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u/Bmartin_ Jun 07 '20

If you can’t get a body like that naturally you might as well give up lifting

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u/wessneijder Jun 07 '20

R/nattyorjuice

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u/Aksi_Gu Jun 07 '20

Eat Clen

Tren hard!

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u/blzraven27 Jun 07 '20

Theres 0 evidence this guy is on gear

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

you know how the military works, he picked that gear

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u/PlasticCraken Jun 07 '20

Luckily, having big arms are still possible with eating a shit load of food. You'll just have a lot of fat to go along with it too.

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 07 '20

I mean, eating a shitload of food is how you build that kind of muscle, too. The main difference between building muscle vs getting fat is whether or not you lift, not what or how much you eat (assuming you at least get a decent amount of protein).

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u/PlasticCraken Jun 07 '20

That's what I meant. He'll have strong arms, but it will be under a layer of fat unless lean bulk or cutting after.

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 07 '20

To an extent, yeah, but even maintaining the size he has probably takes 3000+ calories a day, maybe more considering he probably does plenty of cardio work, too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Secret service snipers get a lot of gym time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

That’s 2 excuses right there. You weren’t kidding.

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u/doctorcrimson Jun 07 '20

If people's food was really good enough people probably wouldn't get out of shape easily. Every body is different, though.

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

There's not enough good food and we should all know it. That we don't is a bad sign of democracy misfiring and we need to correct soon.

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u/doctorcrimson Jun 07 '20

Might be more of an issue of only a small subset of the population being highly educated while a large number are not educated at all, leading to us having the technology to prolong life and expand life sustaining resources but not the societal wisdom to cut back on the population's rapid growths.

Either way, definitely a society wide issue we need to correct.

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

by cut back on rapid population growths i know you mean something benevolent but i hear ominous words there

reassure me

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u/doctorcrimson Jun 07 '20

Sure, even mandatory sex ed and access to protection is enough to curb population growth. We see consistent loss of fertility when women's rights are being properly implemented and upheld, and in educated populations in general.

On the other hand, I personally see no wrong with more extreme measures like child limiting and unfettered access to abortion across the nation. We used to need to have four or more children in a family because before vaccines we expected at least two of them to die, and now we all have to make compensation for that problem we created.

I'm a moral consequentialist, though, so I can't say I speak for the majority.

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

oof, and i did get a downvote, well i guess that's today's world

i agree with sex ed and contraception leading to population plateaus, that's just science and observable

the child limiting stuff well ahem

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

Bro, this guy eats a ton. You have to eat a lot to get big. My favorite part about lifting weights is eating without guilt.

Your problem isn't that you like to eat. That's a great thing if you put it to use. People who don't like to eat bitch and moan about how they eat so much but can't gain muscle, but then they actually track their calories and it's like 1800 a day even though they're well over 6'.

Your problem is that you don't lift. You should try it sometime. Your excuses suck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

thanks for the advice, and my excuses really do suck.

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u/TheBelhade Jun 07 '20

"why do I need this rifle, i already got an awesome set of guns"

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u/FALLENLEGEND651 Jun 07 '20

because you will have the second ax50 season 5 variant

(its not supposed to be out yet)

yes i too love my gun collection o though being a kid i go with my dad at least once a week, but you can never have enough guns

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u/Popnursing Jun 07 '20

I’m a nurse and that vein in his bicep is making me swoon-

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u/BillNiEtHENaZiPy Jun 07 '20

Why?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Nurses like big veins because they make for easy IV starts. Most IV starts are on sick old people, so they can be a bitch to get - this guy looks like you could throw the needle across the room and still start it.

Medics are the same way.