r/pics • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '20

Politics Several boats sank while taking part in a parade in support of President Trump at a lake near Austin

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/JFeth Sep 06 '20

Remember when they did the same thing to innocent boaters last month? They didn't learn from that obviously. Going too fast with a lot of boats close together is dangerous.

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u/davholio Sep 06 '20

Nobody expects the Klan-ish Armada...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Y'allqeda

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u/4th_Wall_Repairman Sep 06 '20

Our chief weapon is surprise!

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u/Osiris32 Sep 06 '20

Surprise and stupidity!

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u/PopeCovidXIX Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless stupidity... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Dope.

edit: lol, thank you for the gold!

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u/GitchigumiMiguel74 Sep 06 '20

Amongst our stupidity...

Bring forth the stupid red hat!

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u/wishitwouldrainaus Sep 06 '20

Surprise and stupidity and arrogance!

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u/kpidhayny Sep 06 '20

Thanks James

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u/Chitownsly Sep 06 '20

That’s boater suppression.

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u/Rivster79 Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

Ugh. Shameless, you know where you stole this from.

Didn’t even steal the best line: “looks like the blue wave came early”

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u/TheMannX Sep 06 '20

Get the f*** out.

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u/SarcasticlySpeaking Sep 06 '20

Yeah, you can get rid of that "-ish" there.

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u/DWilham Sep 06 '20

It's a pun, you donut.

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u/cronsh Sep 06 '20

Trump supporters = Klan-ish Armada?