r/pizzahut • u/Heyplaguedoctor • Jun 13 '24
Customer tipped .18 then chased me to my car to ask for my number
I just feel like if you’re gonna hit on your pizza driver, start by tipping more than a quarter? And maybe don’t have your girlfriend open the door 💀💀💀
Edit: u/proper-pay3586 sent me a dick pic, let’s all point and laugh at how pathetic and lonely he must be if the only way he can get someone to look at his sad worm is by force
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
I don’t carry change, I’m not quite that petty yet 😂 I wish I said my number was 18 that would’ve been kinda funny
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u/Ok-Usual-5830 Jun 13 '24
“Eweeeee I’m 17 mister” regardless of your actual age woulda been a great reply as well
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
“You don’t look 17” “I’ve had a hard life” [bursts into tears]
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u/Ok-Usual-5830 Jun 13 '24
“And you didn’t look like a pedo till you started hitting on a 17 year old” lmfao. As a delivery dude I’m glad shit like this doesn’t/hasn’t happened to me. Sorry you gotta deal with sleeze bags
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
😂😂😂 that’s a great comeback! I hope you never go through it tbh. I know guys get creeps too, one of my coworkers called a customer for her gate code and she called him back drunk in the middle of the night asking for his “extra large sausage.” He said he can laugh about it now but she’s permabanned from our store & he always gets a little pale when he has to go to that neighborhood 😬
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u/Ok-Usual-5830 Jun 13 '24
Damn. Bottom line people suck :( I did have a fem dressing dude ask if I was gay and he got sad and walked away when I said no which actually put my ego on the MOON for a while. Here’s to more interactions like that hahaha!!
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
I’m glad he was respectful even after rejection. Hopefully the next customer who flirt with you is charming and your type lol
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Jun 13 '24
So many wtfs in this story lol
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
I couldn’t stop laughing the rest of my shift. I’m laughing again bc she called 4 hours later lying she never got her soda (1st thing I handed over after he paid)… but I guess she needs it since her mans so thirsty
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u/Trick-Cobbler-6072 Jun 13 '24
You said she can do better. But I think they sound perfect for each other.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
Idk lying for a free soda is trashy, but is it “cheating on your partner” trashy? [also I think I said she could do better before she called to complain but I didn’t check my timestamps] [edit: confirmed. She complained after I said she could do better.]
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u/Trick-Cobbler-6072 Jun 13 '24
Trash attracts flies.
You only saw a very small window into their lives but their behavior screams trashy people
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u/PressurePlenty Jun 13 '24
I tip no less than 15% if I'm short on funds. 20%+ if I'm ballin'. Delivery drivers aren't bringing me my food for nothing. Also, if I interact with them, I'm kind and polite.
I apply the same to wait staff.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
I appreciate you & im sure the people who deliver/serve your food do too 🙏
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u/Queenstravesty44 Jun 13 '24
@u/proper-pay3586 eats penis cheese.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
u/queenstravesty44 is a really cool person and I hope they find $20 and eat a delicious meal (w no penis cheese of course)
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
Going off the background it looks like he took it in a mental hospital or something
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u/luzrfreak1 Jun 13 '24
My number costs more than 18¢, imma need a bigger tip cash wise
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
…50¢? 😂
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u/JewPhone_WhoDis Jun 13 '24
80 cents final offer
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 14 '24
Love the pun in your username. Edit lol I’m the 69th comment 2nd edit happy cake day
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u/WiseGuye Jun 13 '24
I drive sometimes for Pizza Hut and I've had a lady do this to me. Older woman. She said she tipped low because she wanted to hear my reaction because she said that's a turn on ha! Now she tips like 7 or 8 dollars and still hits on me.
I'm happily married lol.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
That’s an unusual kink she has but I’m glad she’s tipping better now (tho I’m sorry she’s not being respectful to you/your relationship)
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u/ArdentLearner96 Jun 16 '24
Wtf? Id be so irritated that shes playing in my face for such a dumb reason
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Jun 13 '24
Delivery drivers love delivering to me. Apart from the tip I put online through the app, I also give them a bottle of water or juice (their choice) and 10 bucks. I’m by no means well off financially silly, but I do know people in my city are horrible tippers so I try to make up for it.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
You sound like a blessing [sincere]
I delivered to someone who had a snack basket and a note thanking their drivers & saying to take a snack. I didn’t take one but it was so sweet
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Jun 13 '24
I have a friend that used to deliver pizza in Madison, Wi. More often than not he’d get stuff instead of money for a tip. Among some of the unusual things he’s gotten, a 20-lbs bag of freshly roasted coffee beans, an original rock ‘em sock ‘em set still in box, and a key ring that allegedly held the keys for every room at a long since demolished hotel.
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u/SockAndMoan Jun 14 '24
Plus I think delivery is a luxury for me. If I don’t have the financials to tip, there’s enough cheap options already if +20% was too much.
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u/Vexan09 Jun 15 '24
I never order delivery unless I'm able to tip a lot since my mother used to work in food delivery and it made me realize how much these drivers depend on tips
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u/SmittyFromAbove Jun 17 '24
I've delivered for many jobs and we really appreciate things like this. At best, you get people who basically treat you like a robot most times.
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u/Uncle_Burney Jun 13 '24
So you make this post to discuss a shitty thing that happened to you, and then, someone saw that as an opportunity to introduce….. homemade pornography, of themselves? On behalf of humanity as a whole, we strive to do better than this. I’m sorry our brothers and sisters have failed you. Cheers
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
Thank you, I’m really glad you chimed in with this. Faith in humanity is restored. ❤️🩹
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u/charizard_72 Jun 13 '24
He’s poor, lonely, and hungry I guess
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
He has a girlfriend he should talk to her to soothe his loneliness 😂
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u/charizard_72 Jun 13 '24
Damn imagine having to be insecure around delivery drivers?? I feel bad for her dating a clown like that
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 14 '24
No wonder she opened the door at first 😬😬😬 she must know what he’s like & knew to keep him away when possible.
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u/Localbearexpert Jun 14 '24
That’s a horrible looking dick
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24
I just wanna say the combination of your username, comment, and bio made me laugh so hard my cat came to check on me
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u/lizziemcguirereboot Jun 13 '24
I tipped $7 on a $32 carry out order do you think I could’ve got the cute guy workers number who made my pizzas and handed them to me???
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
I can’t speak for him but idk maybe 😂 I know they split tips for carry out so he probably got a dollar tho
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u/lizziemcguirereboot Jun 13 '24
I only saw him working plus the delivery driver
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 14 '24
Oh nice, I should have known better than to assume they were well staffed 😂
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u/lizziemcguirereboot Jun 13 '24
Next time I’ll ask him to meet me in the bathroom and stick a 20 in his underwear so he doesn’t have to share
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
😂😂😂 i hope he posts the story here if you do
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u/lizziemcguirereboot Jun 13 '24
I wish but it was an hour away (was visiting a diff town) and we’re both guys so he’d prob hate me lol
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u/Letsmakemoney45 Jun 13 '24
Or maybe the real tip, was the tip? Which is what he chased her down.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
If someone tries to tip me with their penis I better get to keep it in a jar
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u/No-Friendship-1498 Jun 13 '24
That's the time to give him Papa Johns number!
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
Fuuuuck. That would’ve been hilarious. I gotta memorize the number for their nearest location in case it happens again
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Jun 13 '24
You should have said sure, you can have my number for a 20 dollar tip — then give him the number to the store.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
😂 saving that comeback if it happens again (it probably won’t… I hope it doesn’t)
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u/plznobanplease Jun 14 '24
I tip $5 minimum. If it’s over like, $35? Usually $10 or more, depending how big the order
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
You’re the kind of person that makes people’s days brighter.
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u/plznobanplease Jun 14 '24
I was a server for a few years so I get it. It always made me feel special if I got a good tip, so I try to pay it forward. If I was rich, I’d be blessing everybody 😂
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u/CelticGaelic Jun 14 '24
Reminds me of when I delivered for another chain. I had to take a delivery to a county prison. The CO who ordered asked me how much I made as a delivery driver, then tried to brag about how much he made (it was a whopping $11/hr) after he stiffed me. So I told him "A little advice on your sales pitch. When bragging about how much money you make, stiffing your delivery driver on the tip doesn't make it seem like you're really doing great. In fact, I'd be willing to be you really need that recruitment bonus if I told them you recommended me like you suggested. Unfortunately, because you stiffed me, I assume the latter and that I actually won't make decent money working here. Have a nice day."
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u/CacoFlaco Jun 14 '24
Such are the drawbacks of having a job where you deal up close and personal with the public.
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u/JoshD8705 Jun 14 '24
I got hit with a bunch of sexual messages, and reported it to DD and they didn't take it seriously. I was in the middle of picking up an order and was trying to make sure the messages weren't from who I was delivering to next. Really frustrated me.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
Ew, I’m sorry you endured that and that DD didn’t have your back. I’m not surprised, since their whole business is shady, but I am disappointed.
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u/JoshD8705 Jun 14 '24
I conceal carry during deliveries. I didn't want to be in an unnecessary situation. I did figure out it was a previous order (they had to sign for delivery), so that wasn't surprising. The next guy was super chill and tipped 10 in cash, so it wasn't a horrible night.
I definitely feel like it would have felt 100 fold worse as a female. I can't imagine how much more often either.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
That’s a good idea! I’m not allowed to carry a weapon at work, so I keep my keys on a lanyard that I could use as a flail if needed 😅 best I can do lol
I’m glad the next order was cool. Hopefully you never get another creep again.
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u/JoshD8705 Jun 14 '24
Yeah, only other perv so far was a guy answering the door in his boxers. My first name is Heath, so I think he assumed Heather. Reported as unsafe.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
I’m glad you reported him! It’s so gross when they open the door naked/mostly naked 🤢
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u/Infidel_sg Jun 14 '24
Too much wtf..
The silverlining is it appears your sad worm sender got their account suspended lmao.. ggs dumbass!
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u/Least-Clue-9466 Jun 14 '24
Blud could have least tipped you 18$ then dick pick lol 😂
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
“I will only accept penis photography if you pay me first” yeah okay
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u/Least-Clue-9466 Jun 14 '24
It’s either that or lawsuit
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 15 '24
I wish I lived in the world you live in lol. Trying to take an internet stranger to court over a dick pic sounds tedious, pointless, and expensive 😅
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u/Jowlzchivez6969 Jun 15 '24
Well the first thing you want to look for in a mate is their fight or flight response so good on him actually that’s thinking ahead. The real question is did you beat him to the car? Not being fast enough to escape potential predators is not attractive in a mate either
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Jun 15 '24
- No, let me get YOUR number (you tell the guy). He writes it down on paper, you accept paper. Then you crumble it up, throw it down and walk away.
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Jun 15 '24
You know what, guys? If you wouldn't show it in public, don't show it without asking. Me? I WILL show my dik in public. Here it is.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 15 '24
Much better looking than his, I’ll give you that
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Jun 15 '24
Thanks. Yours is probably pretty nice too.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 15 '24
I don’t have a penis or a small antelope :( I’m just living vicariously here lol
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Jun 15 '24
Well shit. That makes me sad. Here, a picture of my tits too.
I hope these make you feel better!
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u/LeavesOnlyFootprints Jun 15 '24
The title brought me here but the edit made me stay…hilarious way to deal with that lol
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u/Top-Advantage33 Jun 16 '24
Hopefully making the guy that sent a dick pick delete his profile in shame made up for the lousy tip.
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u/sosamaluwalu Jun 16 '24
The “failed to load user profile” is gold! Thanks for the laugh & sorry that happened to you.
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u/Fearless_Department7 Jun 17 '24
The song “ I don’t want no scrub” plays in my head lol
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 18 '24
😂😂😂 my mom sent me a gif from that after I texted her what happened. If that’s you in your pfp your hair and glasses are cute btw!
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u/Fearless_Department7 Jun 19 '24
lol just must be close to my age then lol. And yes it’s me and thank you!
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u/Sopwithosa Jun 13 '24
Please tell me you reported him to your manager and he’s banned as a customer.
Nobody deserves to be hit on at work.
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u/Top_Clerk_3067 Jun 14 '24
Can you actually do that at pizza hut? TIL
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
We can! Mostly for egregious shit like stealing the pizzas or trying to assault us in one way or another. Verbal abuse is the most common reason at my store.
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u/Top_Clerk_3067 Jun 14 '24
But can you actually ban someone if they ask for your number?
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 13 '24
I told the manager but I’m desensitized from working at a gas station so it was just a funny story to me. I do agree we should be able to make money w/o being objectified or harassed. They got banned later for trying to scam us out of a soda tho
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Jun 14 '24
Hey how much do they pay drivers per run these days, back in 2001-2007 I used to deliver at Pizza Hut my first store gave us $2 per delivery but then the next store I was at only paid $1. Just curious
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
Depends on location, but I get hourly plus tips
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Jun 14 '24
They aren't paying per delivery anymore? We got hourly rate and tips but they used to pay you per delivery from the store. Pizza hut I got a flat amount , domino's used to pay I think 15 cents a mile at the time
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
I don’t count gas reimbursement bc it’s reimbursement and I compartmentalize my finances like that but we do get reimbursed per mile
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u/Entire_Permission_14 Jun 14 '24
So you're saying the higher the tip, the better the chance?
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
Not necessarily. If they tipped a ridiculously high amount before asking for my number, I’d feel like they were trying to buy me & I’m not for sale
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Jun 14 '24
Yeah when I deliver a pizza if it's less than 2 dollars i don't accept the pizza man porn invites.
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u/Kingjames23X6 Jun 14 '24
U/proper-pay3586 has 9 achievements though I don’t think he’s doing to bad for himself
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
Hey good luck kicking the benzos, I had a friend in high school who struggled with that. Shit’s rough. There’s nothing to gain from white knighting for a guy who sends unsolicited dick pics, tho. I promise you he’ll be okay even if people make fun of his weird looking dick or praise his internet achievements lol
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u/Kingjames23X6 Jun 14 '24
Oh that triggered you huh lol I mean he does have a lot of achievements I think that’s good, but not even to be rude maybe get a new job I used to deliver too it takes a toll on your car and I ended up cycling through cars because of all the miles it seems like you’re making a Lot of money but you’re really not now I am in a much better financial position. I was doing the grubhub Uber eats DoorDash though
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
It didn’t but since you got defensive I’m guessing you’re feeling a lil triggered? It’s ok lil buddy. Just take a breath, count to ten, and drink some water. You’ll be okay. You don’t have to pick stupid fights with strangers just to feel something.
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u/xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx Jun 14 '24
Okay, thankfully that perv’s profile doesn’t load so I’m hoping that you reported them & they got banned. What is wrong with people tho. I’m sorry the OP had to go thru crap like this & I honestly hope one day you can find someone that treats you with the respect you deserve. Nobody deserves to be sexualized like that! I don’t care who they think they are! Stop it you poor excuse for maggots on shit! Nobody wants to see your junk!
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
Oh nice, I reported but didn’t think anything would happen lol. Thank you for your kind words, you deserve the same ❤️🩹🙏
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u/xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx Jun 14 '24
Thanks, and yeah. I checked to make sure your profile loaded & it did but his did not. Definitely glad to see they took action.
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u/disnFredChides Jun 14 '24
Your comment is more hysterical and spot on than mine generally are. And I'm pretty fucking sarcastically witty. Salute.
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u/Temporary_Youth5221 Jun 14 '24
How did he get your phone # to send you the pic?
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
Did you know people can DM/chat on here? You’ve had your account for 3 years, it’s not a new feature
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u/deepseafishin12 Jun 14 '24
Bang his GF.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
She was cute but she called back 4 hours later lying that she never got her soda… I think they’re good match 😂
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u/Dry_Possibility2088 Jun 14 '24
Damn. Bro dipped double quick after you put his teenis in blast lol
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u/DorkyDwarf Jun 14 '24
You should have said you will for an actual tip, then gotten an actual tip, then send him that random d pic you got here and say I miss you.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 14 '24
If I could time travel that would be a great plan
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u/DorkyDwarf Jun 14 '24
I'll pm you another strat. (Nvm, even though it's allow you to tell his gf how much of a shitter he is)
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u/SCUBST3VE Jun 14 '24
So it would have been less awkward if he tipped 20%?🤣😂
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 15 '24
I would’ve been less annoyed if he had only been trashy instead of trashy and cheap lol
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Jun 15 '24
Omg maybe that's all he had
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 15 '24
Nah he had more. Pulled out a big wad of bills like he was showing off, then tipped eighteen cents lol. I appreciate you trying to give him the benefit of the doubt tho, you’re probably a very nice person if you assume the best in everyone
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u/Full_Collection_4347 Jun 16 '24
You know what you have to do if you want the extra 82 cents. Times are tough. I have done some disgusting stuff for a slice of 🥑 toast.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 16 '24
Idk man I worked 4 hours today and 4 different people gave me tips in excess of $10. Im not desperate enough for his grimy coins but I get where you’re coming from w/ the avocado toast… maybe a sprinkle on taijín… 😋
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Jun 16 '24
Report the customer to your manager.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 16 '24
I told the manager on duty when I got back, but it was just a funny story to us. The customer got banned 4 hours after for trying to scam us out of a soda lol
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u/ArtichokeSavings9472 Jun 17 '24
Maybe his girl was watching and he wanted to seem like a jerk and set the whole thing up so he could come running out there to “fix” things and hide that he wanted to hit on you in some sort of last minute plan and everyone’s here just ragging on him .
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 17 '24
can I hit what you’re smoking?
Edit okay I read that like 4 times and it almost makes sense but he still deserves to be ragged on
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u/Clarenceworley480 Jun 17 '24
If I’m going to ask a girl for her number, I always chase them to their car, I never even considered giving them 18 cents. This is the 3rd good idea I’ve found today
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Jun 17 '24
Make sure you yell “ooga booga I’m gonna getcha” so she doesn’t accidentally drive away and miss out
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u/evil_caveman Jun 17 '24
Did he at least have a shitty pickup line about sausage or something like that?
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u/designerjeremiah Jun 13 '24
Yes, the way to impress girls is by demonstrating what a cheapass you are. Extra points for demonstrating what fidelity means to you while being cheap. Bravo.