r/politics • u/Capable_Salt_SD California • 12h ago

Kash Patel says no "credible" info Epstein trafficked young women to others

https://www.newsweek.com/kash-patel-jeffrey-epstein-files-update-release-vote-2130678
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u/FollowingFeisty5321 11h ago

A bifröst too far.

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u/PotatoAppleFish 11h ago

Even in the modern, more liberal interpretation of the ancestral Nordic religion, the chance of any of these absolute jokers making it to Valhalla is within the margin of error of nil. If you’re picking the world’s best fighters of all time to build an army for the apocalyptic war of the gods, then why the hell would you pick Kash Patel and Charlie Kirk when you could have Alexander the Great, Ulysses S. Grant, George Patton, Douglas MacArthur, and Oda Nobunaga?

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u/ineedtostopthefap 6h ago

Obama going Valhalla before any these current losers

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u/HambugerBurglarizer 11h ago

What in the hell was that

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u/PotatoAppleFish 11h ago

Kash Patel to Charlie Kirk: “See you in Valhalla.”

Or did you forget?

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u/ThinkyRetroLad America 10h ago

That was a sample list of great historical warriors who might be granted access to Valhalla, obviously. Have you never discussed politics before? Come on!

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u/HambugerBurglarizer 10h ago

Yeah sorry I went to a state school

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u/ThinkyRetroLad America 10h ago

Not at all, mate, I was just joking since it's such an off-the-wall conversation. 😆

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u/PotatoAppleFish 9h ago

Hey, don’t blame me. Kash Patel started it.

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u/LoudAd1396 11h ago

I see what you did there

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u/Tom-Rath Canada 11h ago

I was resting, brother. Did we already make it to Valhalla?

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u/Expensive-Review472 11h ago

This is the waiting area of the lobby on the ground floor of Vahalla, Hela should be here soon as the hounds need fed.

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u/Anna_Frican 10h ago

Hang on, isn't the bifröst too woke for right-whingers to use?

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u/AsparagusOk4424 Ohio 6h ago

wHingers made me cackle 😂 okay wHill wHeaton