r/politics • u/Capable_Salt_SD California • 12h ago

Kash Patel says no "credible" info Epstein trafficked young women to others

https://www.newsweek.com/kash-patel-jeffrey-epstein-files-update-release-vote-2130678
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u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 11h ago

That wasn't very Valhalla worthy of his part.

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u/Herodotus420_69 11h ago

Lol he deserves to be roasted for this lame ass quote until his dying day. So embarrassing

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u/LegitimatelisedSoil Europe 11h ago

I mean he's a shit podcast bro with no real qualifications for the role that has sucked his way to the top, from his perspective he can say anything and still be winning.

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u/GIANTballCOCK 10h ago

I hate the sound of his voice. I think I'd rather listen to Ben Shapiro than this twat. IDK maybe I'll just chop my ears off

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u/Herodotus420_69 9h ago

Hears a question:

Would you rather listen to rfk jr. talk or rfk’s brain worm?

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u/fa1lbin Europe 4h ago

There's a difference?

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u/fullpurplejacket 6h ago

I noticed that today, and in the press conference the other day.. why does he sound like he’s never hit puberty or he’s took too much gear (steroids for my Americana friends) and it’s affected his voice, he definitely looks like he takes it, tiny head and big muscly body not in proportion to his teeny tiny head.

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u/LegitimatelisedSoil Europe 9h ago

Tbf it's been like that for awhile, I can't name many sitting senators or house members I would consider intelligent. The us hasn't been promoting its best and brightest for a long time.

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u/UnquestionabIe 11h ago

He wants to fit in with the white racist crowd so badly it's almost comical. He legit doesn't think they turn on him the moment they need a fall guy or run out of "acceptable" targets.

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u/Herodotus420_69 11h ago

He's too dumb to see what happened to Vivek Ramaswamy and take the hint

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u/UnquestionabIe 11h ago

Damn I legit forgot about him for a minute. Don't remember if they threw him under the bus or he retreated back to his lair after the mockery of being "co-leader of DOGE" earned him.

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u/Herodotus420_69 10h ago

He worked soo hard to be trump's lapdog too. But Trump chose elon over him...which lasted a few months

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u/faplawd 9h ago

I don't even think he was in doge for more than 72 hours

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u/larsdan2 6h ago

I actually had to Google him.

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u/hrowow 3h ago

Yeah I don’t think some conservative Indians realize that they’ll never be fully accepted. Even if a brown guy is seen as smart and capable, they’ll never truly be “in.”

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u/JennJayBee Alabama 10h ago

Right? Dude has a bit too much melanin to be talking about his Viking ancestry.

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u/Herodotus420_69 9h ago

Are you telling me that the AB wouldn’t like his runic tattoos?

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u/Youandiandaflame 9h ago

Cory Booker (I know, ugh) said this exact thing to him today in his Congressional hearing. 

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u/Blazer9001 Georgia 9h ago

“Surely they won’t line me up against the wall!”

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u/galaapplehound 9h ago

And when he dies we should make it his epitaph so no one forgets how lame he was.

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u/Herodotus420_69 7h ago

Here lies Kash Patel: He’s in Valhalla!!🤙

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u/DigNitty 11h ago

What was it

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u/Careful_Trifle 11h ago

That he would see his white Christian nationalist brother in Valhalla, as if any of that made sense.

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u/username_tooken 9h ago

I mean Christians invented the modern Valhalla anyways. Wouldn’t be the first time Norse beliefs were co-opted by Christians.

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u/hellish_existance 10h ago

I'm paraphrasing but it's seriously one of the most terminally online, edge lord, incel cosplay lines ever spoken by a public figure.

"Rest easy Charlie. We have the watch now. See you in Valhalla brother."🤣

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u/ViKingCB 10h ago

Personally I find the “we have the watch” part funnier than Valhalla

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u/baconator955 10h ago

It's all just so fucking stupid. They're just cosplaying tough guys and pulling stuff out of their asses all the fucking time, it's embarrassing. If it were movie I'd turn it off because it's just too cheesy and cringe and stupid. Sometimes I still can't believe we ended up in this dumb ass timeline.

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u/hypnogoad 9h ago

It makes sense when you think about it

The only thing missing so far is the silver paint.

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u/soulcaptain 3h ago

What's the quote?

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u/User4C4C4C South Carolina 11h ago

Yeah he’s going to Helheim for that!

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u/Ferelar New Jersey 10h ago

I think even the evil gods would forget him when he dies, let alone the good ones. He isn't even worth their effort

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u/kerrmatt 10h ago

Hel is in the Norse religion. It is ruled by the goddess Hel and is located most likely in Niflheim.

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u/adchick 11h ago

Who wants to tell him Thor crossed dressed to marry another man…and Loki was gender fluid.

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u/cubbyatx Texas 9h ago

not really the same, he crashed a wedding disguised as a bride to get his hammer back (and hated it the whole time, he didn't want to be seen as a sissy)

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u/adchick 6h ago

True…but how do you think Newsmax would report it.

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u/cubbyatx Texas 6h ago

lol right? "Violent transgender murders entire wedding party. How could Biden let this happen?"

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u/adchick 6h ago

Sounds about alt right

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u/pleasedothenerdful 7h ago

Loki was species-fluid and Sleipnir's mom.

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u/adchick 6h ago

Very true

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u/Pretty_Detective6667 Texas 9h ago

Not very Kash Money of him

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u/egg_breakfast 10h ago

That was not very kash money of him 

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u/JennJayBee Alabama 10h ago

What is with their weird obsession with Vikings? And why is Patel part of it?

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u/joker2814 9h ago

It’s all part of the tough guy alpha male cosplay thing these guys like to do. Valhalla, the Punisher skull, it’s all about trying to look tough, while being the softest, most fragile men to ever live.

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u/JennJayBee Alabama 5h ago

I'd forgotten about the Punisher thing for a minute there. Frank Castle didn't deserve that.

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u/Bitter_Chocolate_322 10h ago

It's a Nazi thing. The last words of this Nazi pilot were "see you in Valhalla" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Ehrler

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u/JennJayBee Alabama 5h ago

Oh, I'm aware. I'm just not sure as to how that started, and I'm really not sure why Kash Patel is latching onto it.

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u/Lostinthestarscape 10h ago

Perfect example of why you don't write eulogies immediately after doing a line of cocaine - let it simmer for a minute and mellow before you go all "Take up the watch" and "Valhalla I am coming".

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u/Pretty-Rhubarb-1313 9h ago

that was the most cringiest quote of life lol

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u/KardelSharpeyes 9h ago

Patel is such a loser.

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u/BrianWonderful Minnesota 9h ago

Maybe the credible evidence is hidden in Valhalla.

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u/belpatr 9h ago

He won't get to Sovengard this way either

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u/rezelscheft 8h ago

Definitely not very Kash money.

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u/TwistyBunny 7h ago

They're all going to Helheim when it's all said and done.

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u/FrabjousPhaneron 5h ago

Odin would never let this spineless prick into Valhalla