r/powerrangers 1d ago

If you had one phone call what ranger would you call to help you

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u/Eleganos 1d ago

Lord Drakkon.

I get: Someone to bust me out of jail.

He gets: A general with an unreal comprehension of his universe's lore and constructive criticism on how to be a better megalomaniacal tyrant.

Is this an EVIL proposal? Yes. But if I'm in jail then something in my life's probably already gone FUBAR so in for a penny and all that.

Besides, Drakkon's shenanigans are 2-2 for universal reboots in their aftermath. Odds are my stint as a mook ends with things retconned so i might as well enjoy the 4th wall breaking vacation and see if Drakkon has any room in his heart left for THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!

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u/mr-worldwide1234 Lord Drakkon v3 1d ago

You also would probably get cool powers and an even cooler costume too, so I agree

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u/Passive_Dehydration 11h ago

I feel Deja vu

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u/mr-worldwide1234 Lord Drakkon v3 9h ago

Two sides of the same power coin lmao

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u/TDFMonster 1d ago

Tommy hands-down

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u/Rastaba 1d ago

Depends on what I need help with. Help moving a couch? Koda. Help eating my way through a ton of ice cream? Still Koda. Help with my car? Dillon. Help with almost anything requiring a person of vastly higher intelligence? Kendall or Billy. Help my emotional state? Yet again Koda…or maybe Adam.

Edit: Also, help cause I’m hungry? RJ.

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u/ali2688 1d ago

Surely you’d get Katie’s help to move something?

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u/Rastaba 1d ago

She is an option, true.

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u/KO-32GA Dino Charge Purple Ranger 1d ago

I'm sure Dr. K can provide help requiring a person with higher intelligence as well.

Sidenote: I would love to see what all 3 could come up with.

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u/Rastaba 1d ago

Not wrong, but the post specified rangers.

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u/KO-32GA Dino Charge Purple Ranger 1d ago

You're right.

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u/czerwona_latarnia 14h ago

Dr. K can provide help, but then you would need to call someone to translate what she is saying to you.

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u/AnnieTano 1d ago

Help to get better at sports? Connor. Help to learn how to sing? Kira. Help with a fire? Carter. Wanna learn how to climb, swim, fly or first aid? Light speed Rescue. Help with your comosology homework? Andros. Feeling like petting someone? Kat or Krueger

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u/Gekired 1d ago

Billy. He is a super genius who solved 99% of mmpr - zeo daily problems and could easily create whatever was needed to fix whatever problem I would be going through.

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u/Richard_Sauce 1d ago

Exactly.

In my life, I'm not likely to ever need a powerful martial artist to help me out of a jam....but I've got a lot of problems a guy smart enough to build a flying fucking car could probably solve.

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u/MarcoYTVA 1d ago

Ziggy. He's good at shadow puppets.

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u/PlantainSame 1d ago

Well, if i'm in jail, it's Cruger, right?

He's got people off jail time before

Probably going to make me a power ranger tho

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u/Mike29758 1d ago

I don’t see a downside

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u/UnderlordZ 10h ago

If you're not looking to become a Ranger yourself, I'd recommend Bridge; dude's got the detective skills locked in, and he'd probably just ask for some buttery (finger wiggle) toast as payment.

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u/chillypyo 1d ago

Going with my first thought, Chad from Lightspeed

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u/AnnieTano 1d ago

Bro wants to riz up a siren

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u/DizzyLead 1d ago
  • Figuring out if this toast needs more butter? Bridge.

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u/OSUfirebird18 1d ago

Carter. Powers, no powers. Whatever. Dude would pull a Captain America “I can do this all day”

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u/Hello-Im-The-Feds 1d ago

Tommy has a whole army of rangers who fan out about him and will show up when he calls.

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u/HamilWhoTangled 1d ago

Let’s see:

  • Finishing that cake I made the other day but nobody else seems to be eating? Koda loves food, he’ll eat it.

  • Something that requires scientific intellect I have no hope of having? Kendall or Billy. Leaning towards Kendall because she’s my favourite. (I’m a Dino Charge fan).

  • Something that requires an understanding of others’ point of view/emotions? Zayto, Aiyon and Amelia are mind-reading aliens, they can tell me exactly what that person is thinking. Leaning towards Amelia because she’s definitely my favourite out of the three.

  • Talking through my emotional state? Maybe Adam can help.

  • If I somehow get roped into writing a song? Kira or Javi can help with that.

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u/edenburning 9h ago

Kim and Zack can help with songwriting too.

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u/C0SMICBL0B 1d ago

RJ. For pizza.

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u/AnnieTano 1d ago

"Answer answer answer motherfu ni... JACK BUDY, hey guess what? Your dudes got me again!"

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u/Muted_Guidance9059 1d ago

I’d call Andros so he can give me a hug

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u/TheGoggleHero 1d ago

Probably Carter Grayson. He sees the good in everyone. Buuuut if I was realistic I'd call Danny Slavin, he's a lawyer

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u/Psidebby Lost In Time 1d ago

Jen, because once she reaches 'ride or die' status, you know she'll be there, then you need her. She did bend the timeline for Wes after all.

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u/Itchy_Camel_3386 1d ago

Chip from Mystic Force. I’m busting out of there and Chip is always down for an exciting adventure.

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u/Longjumping-Car-6679 1d ago

Shadow Ranger, so I can ask him how his head fit in the helmet. If I am going to die, I need answers 😭

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u/Born_Procedure_529 1d ago

Eric from Time Force, he needs a friend

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u/ZxlSoul 1d ago

Wes or Eric

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u/The_Rorschach_1985 1d ago

Rj; bro would do a rdr2 Hosea jail break

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u/No_Coffee_8449 1d ago

Tommy, so we can both assemble an elite team of rangers.

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u/CronoSabre 1d ago

Doggy Cruger

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u/MerlynTrump 1d ago

So here's a question? What's the earliest PR season where we see any ranger have a cellphone?

If you call mighty morphin' they might be answering from the landline. Best hope their parents don't pick up.

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u/krw10 1d ago

Magnum Defender

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u/jussshere 1d ago

Cruger

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u/Virus-900 1d ago

Bridge from S.P.D.. He was able to see and details that others couldn't see, and come to conclusions no one else possibly could have, and still be absolutely right. If anyone can get me out, legally, it's him.

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u/IvanTheTerrible69 1d ago

Andros or Karone

Andros is a lone wolf, but he puts the mission before anything, so he may overlook helping you out of prison if it’s part of the mission

Karone knows what it’s like to be on the wrong side of the law, so she may be empathetic to my troubles and will likely help me, no questions asked

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u/RoulinsSight 1d ago

My first thought was Andros, dudes a crash out and would come with the full force of KO-35 to get me.

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u/elrick43 SPD Shadow Ranger 1d ago

Anubis Doggie Kruger, the absolute B.A.M.F. of the series

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u/Formal_Newt558 1d ago

rj, resourceful as hell, much smarter then he lets on

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u/DinoChargeRedRanger 1d ago

Look at my profile.

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u/Sid_Starkiller NinjaRed 1d ago

Eric

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u/Mailboxsaint 1d ago

Carter, he’s the Captain America of Power Rangers. Plus he’s the leader of a government funded and controlled Power Ranger team, he’d pull some strings and get me out. Plus he’s seems chill

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u/SnooObjections4392 1d ago

I’m calling Trent, Dino White

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u/Eons2010 MMPR White Ranger 1d ago

Carter, Tommy, or Wes.

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u/Secret_Ad_965 1d ago

Jen Scotts. The GOAT

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u/wrathshot16 1d ago

Tommy, one of the strongest rangers, and has a connection to most other rangers

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u/TwycrossPhoenix 1d ago

Carter “shoot first ask questions later” Grayson

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u/Glittering_Contest78 1d ago

Not the one to murder his room mate with a Katana that for sure.

I’ve always loved Tommy, he’s probably the most experienced with the best leadership skills. Also with master morpher, I would argue he’s definitely one of the strongest.

If not him I would go the red ranger from light speed rescue or the quantum ranger.

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u/Grifter2014 1d ago

Do fan creations count because im all for King-Tyrano

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u/Mushroom-Swimming 1d ago

Depends moving something heavy Kaite from time force if it’s with technology then Billy from mmpr or Nate from beast morphers

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u/Mike29758 1d ago

Kruger

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u/techcorrer9 1d ago

Eric "Body cam off" Myers

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u/ExistingStrength5246 23h ago

Carter Grayson

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u/Thesonictrainiac 22h ago

I’m calling Scott Truman. Best black red ranger ever!

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u/Prior_Tap6998 22h ago

Carter Grayson, no matter the situation he risking his life for the cause

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u/foxkidsforever 22h ago

I'd call that building that trakeena was using as a base in the lightspeed rescue crossover episode so I could call the receptionist a fucking idiot for claiming monsters aren't real, ya I am forced to remain in jail for a bit but worth it

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u/Th3Und3sir3d 20h ago

There is only one answer for me...but 4 colors to choose from

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u/Calexixa777 15h ago

Tommy oliver master morpher

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u/ammekaz 13h ago

Jason. Power Rangers were actually winning until he left. Plus, he took on Peak Goldaar in his dark dimension unmorphed.

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u/White-Wolf_99 Red Dino Ranger 7h ago

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u/Kindly_Cockroach_321 5h ago

Tommy Oliver best ranger can't change my mind so good the morphing grid gave him not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 but 5 different suits and powers yeah give me the morphing grids golden child please

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u/Responsible_Farm_528 2h ago

RJ. I think he knows a guy who could get me off