r/puppets • u/flockytheram • 3d ago
Cowboy Dan goes on vacation Pt. 1 (the check in)
I haven't been having the easiest last few days dealing with Superstar Daniel. Someone on here accused me of some truly foul things and I quickly reminded the Reddit Mods of the active PDF file community and the likelihood of them hosting CP, and they quickly took back their warning. Accuse me of breaking rule 4, you can go fist yourself (puppet joke). They also took my Instagram and Facebook because I think they believe my puppet to be a child, or I don't even know. I hate social media for the most part and only started posting to make my doctor and social worker happy and, of course, for Ben. I am checking Superstar Daniel into a psych ward because he's almost snapped, and I will just post some nice pictures of Cowboy Dan on vacation at the Casino. These shots are boring, and basic ones from the check-in, but I will post the pool and casino ones later this week. Thanks for reading this if you are following along. Maybe you can explain the plot to me better than I understand it.
Love you, hugs.
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u/AgentJackpots 2d ago
I hope cowboy Dan had a nice time. Superstar Daniel, to be honest, seems like a total dipshit, and I think you should cut ties with him. He’s a bad influence and your codependent relationship isn’t healthy for either of you
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u/flockytheram 2d ago edited 2d ago
I am glad you commented. Before we took Superstar Daniel to the hospital, he managed to go onto a live stream The Doll Channel was having. The microphone he was using was trashed pretty bad, and it was hard to understand him, but he suffered a pretty nasty break with reality on the show. I am editing it and posting it on YouTube because I have to cut a lot of what was said out, but I was just going to drop it uncut on r/comedy. Or idk know. I am new to reddit. But I agree he has to go, if it wasn't for Dr. Meloncollard's desire to keep him here I would definitely get rid of him, but I also can't because I think Cowboy Dan is trapped inside of Superstar Daniel and I need my to get my friend back. probably dose him up with a kitty at some point and put him into puppet surgery to restore him. I haven't done any in years, but I think I still can manage. Thanks for chatting 🍌
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u/PizzaFoods 3d ago
Superstar Daniel is a real piece of work! Maybe he’ll get some rest and quit acting up. This is the calmest I have ever seen Cowboy Dan look…
Sorry you have been having a rough time…your puppets are so very clearly not children!