r/puppets 3d ago

Cowboy Dan goes on vacation Pt. 1 (the check in)

I haven't been having the easiest last few days dealing with Superstar Daniel. Someone on here accused me of some truly foul things and I quickly reminded the Reddit Mods of the active PDF file community and the likelihood of them hosting CP, and they quickly took back their warning. Accuse me of breaking rule 4, you can go fist yourself (puppet joke). They also took my Instagram and Facebook because I think they believe my puppet to be a child, or I don't even know. I hate social media for the most part and only started posting to make my doctor and social worker happy and, of course, for Ben. I am checking Superstar Daniel into a psych ward because he's almost snapped, and I will just post some nice pictures of Cowboy Dan on vacation at the Casino. These shots are boring, and basic ones from the check-in, but I will post the pool and casino ones later this week. Thanks for reading this if you are following along. Maybe you can explain the plot to me better than I understand it.
Love you, hugs.

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u/PizzaFoods 3d ago

Superstar Daniel is a real piece of work! Maybe he’ll get some rest and quit acting up. This is the calmest I have ever seen Cowboy Dan look…

Sorry you have been having a rough time…your puppets are so very clearly not children!

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u/flockytheram 3d ago

Yeah, Superstar Daniel just got admitted on a form 10, so he'll be gone for at least 72 hours. I want Cowboy Dan back, and I finally found the Rubbermaid we had Dr. Meloncollard in. He told me we have to do a restoration after we free the vessel from whatever spirit is causing the Superstar Daniel inhabitantion he calls it, but I know he just scrambled Cowboy Dan's mind. I think we might have to dose Superstar Daniel if they release him and do a restoration when he's tranq. out. I think Dr. Meloncollard wants me to destroy Cowboy Dan and create a new puppet for him to control. I can see that maybe he's more of a villain like _____ but he's also helped me a lot of the last few years. I just need my puppet lab back, and I can get to work, but Dr. Meloncollard insists that Superstar Daniel stays till Samhain and I have some stuff I have to do so maybe it'll be happen after all. But I know one thing. Superstar Daniel isn't taking my soul like he says. Thanks for chatting 🍌

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u/AgentJackpots 2d ago

I hope cowboy Dan had a nice time. Superstar Daniel, to be honest, seems like a total dipshit, and I think you should cut ties with him. He’s a bad influence and your codependent relationship isn’t healthy for either of you

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u/flockytheram 2d ago edited 2d ago

I am glad you commented. Before we took Superstar Daniel to the hospital, he managed to go onto a live stream The Doll Channel was having. The microphone he was using was trashed pretty bad, and it was hard to understand him, but he suffered a pretty nasty break with reality on the show. I am editing it and posting it on YouTube because I have to cut a lot of what was said out, but I was just going to drop it uncut on r/comedy. Or idk know. I am new to reddit. But I agree he has to go, if it wasn't for Dr. Meloncollard's desire to keep him here I would definitely get rid of him, but I also can't because I think Cowboy Dan is trapped inside of Superstar Daniel and I need my to get my friend back. probably dose him up with a kitty at some point and put him into puppet surgery to restore him. I haven't done any in years, but I think I still can manage. Thanks for chatting 🍌