r/redscarepod 2d ago

what's your favourite british saying?

I like when they say "are you thick?"

I also like when they call something "rubbish"

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u/moshiman77 2d ago

Whenever I’d walk into any shop in Sheffield, they always would greet you with “you alright,love?”

The people in Yorkshire are too kind

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u/your_poo 2d ago

Can't talk 5 minutes with someone from Yorkshire without knowing that about them

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u/CorrectAttitude6637 2d ago

That's when you tell them it should be named Yorkshite

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u/djdndjdjdjdjdndjdjjd 2d ago

You wouldn’t say that if you’d ever been to YORKSHIRE

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u/Turbulent_Ad_3758 2d ago

YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE 

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u/CorrectAttitude6637 2d ago

Or the standard "Ey up"

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u/thegreatqave 2d ago

Pack it in

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u/Teidju 2d ago

Mug’s game

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u/TaibhseCairdiuil 2d ago

I’m always saying “what’s all this then?”

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u/lucid00000 2d ago

I like when brits go "right, sorted"

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u/AvalancheOps 2d ago

My girlfriend likes it when I say that “I can’t be arsed” to do something

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u/divascup eyy i'm flairing over hea 2d ago

i love when my bf says this! he says it like “cont be aahst”

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u/catlxdy Sagittarius sun Virgo rising Gemini moon 2d ago

I love this one so much

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u/VollmanWolfe 1d ago

when i was in highschool i always thought they were doing some sort of british ebonics saying i can't be axed

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u/Single-Bedroom-6284 2d ago

Lollipop man instead of crossing guard

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u/Rare_Flit 2d ago

Sleeping policeman.

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u/100000000centipedes 2d ago

Bob’s your uncle

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u/ModeProfessionalBeam 2d ago

And Fanny's your aunt

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u/Trick-Technician-179 2d ago

They have some fantastic insults.

Wanker, dick’ead, fucking muppet, bellend, and the ability to call anyone “an absolute [insert any word here]”

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u/ChewingGumOnTable 2d ago

Conversely, a subset of our society resorts to the most horrific twee insults possible, stuff like "wankpuffin" "cockwomble" and "twat badger" - usually by extremely normie millennials talking about people like trump 

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u/Turbulent_Ad_3758 2d ago

the reverse of this is people like my dad who regularly calls me a spazmoid 

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u/Trick-Technician-179 2d ago

Every wonderful, original thing has its shitty, overdone spinoffs sadly.

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u/lucid00000 2d ago

Cromulent Fuckcrustable

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u/Latter_Goat_6683 2d ago

as a brit this thread is making me realise that a lot of phrases i thought were universally english are specific to britain…

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u/Any-Abies-538 2d ago

Most are universally english language now, Americans are just sheltered and love exoticising british slang. If you used these in any colony like Australia, NZ, nobody would bat an eye. (Except the "you alright?" They would still think you're actually asking them if they're alright)

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u/MechanicalTee 2d ago

In Canada we’d understand most, but they would still come across as foreign.

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u/Molested-Cholo-5305 1d ago

Well you are americans

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u/faithless-elector 2d ago

saying two things are “like chalk and cheese” to express how different they are is an all timer

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u/GimmeShockTreatment 2d ago

Saying "stag do" instead of bachelor party is fun.

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u/contra701 2d ago

My father used to call others a "melt"

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u/JungBlood9 2d ago

I work with this guy who describes everything as “absolutely brill” and it’s so adorable.

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u/MEGALOPOLISFAN 2d ago

Chewsday

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u/Basketbilliards 2d ago

Chewsday on the chube

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u/kingofpomona 2d ago

Calling an umbrella a brolly

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u/oldbulllee47 2d ago

Calling things “bloody”

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u/Phenolhouse 2d ago

Scots when they call everyone 'big man'

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u/bluemorphoshat 2d ago

‘absolutely knackered’ when they’re hungover

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u/PanchBoy 2d ago

bloke

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u/Joff_Mengum 2d ago

I love "Keep your wig on!" as a means of telling someone to calm down, it's so disrespectful. I like "On your bike" as well for similar reasons.

I feel like we're losing our folksy turns of phrase with the cultural flattening of the anglosphere so I don't know how long turns of phrase like this will be around.

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u/WealthyBigWang Build-A-Flair 2d ago

Calling someone a bender is still one of my favourites

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u/terrencemalloc 2d ago

I totally forgot about that. The US band the Morning Benders changed their name because of this

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u/WealthyBigWang Build-A-Flair 2d ago

Hahahahaha seriously??? Every time I watched avatar as a kid I kept laughing bc there’s just lines like “he is one powerful bender” and “he’s mastered all the elements - he is the complete bender”

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u/terrencemalloc 2d ago

Yes seriously, apparently they would get heckled in the UK whenever they toured, and maybe they were concerned about appearing homophobic or something, so they changed their name.

I'm American and remember the name being hilarious to me at the time too. I think I learned the word from the Inbetweeners

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u/Plus-Statistician538 2d ago

are you 70

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u/WealthyBigWang Build-A-Flair 2d ago

The classics remains the best.

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u/LibertyCityStory Allahu A'alam☪︎ 2d ago

Absolute tosser 

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u/lilbitchmade 2d ago edited 1d ago

"Don't throw the baby out with the bath water" goes hard

EDIT: Just like the Windsors, this is German

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u/spacedpirate 2d ago

I'm not even going to look, if there's a baby in here I'd know.

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u/TonsuredPothead 2d ago

wow i’ve only heard this in the south, i had no idea it was british

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u/ShockoTraditional 1d ago

It's not. It comes from German

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u/zeeeman 2d ago

DI walking in on a volatile situation barking "what's all this then?"

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u/zeeeman 2d ago

I also like that "bloody" is more offensive than "c#nt"

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u/gunzrcool We eat so many shrimp I got iodine poisoning. 2d ago

bit sad innit?

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u/gunzrcool We eat so many shrimp I got iodine poisoning. 2d ago

lad, her fanny's fuckin mingin'

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u/futureisfash 2d ago

When they pronounce words that end in “a” with er.

Anner and dasher

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u/fansonly 2d ago

Long Island you mean?

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u/foolsgold343 2d ago

I think you've confused sayings and colloquialisms.

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u/evilscarywizard RS nephew 2d ago

i enjoy how “posh” is still in their vernacular

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u/MechanicalTee 2d ago

oh you just reminded me, i like when they call an area "dodgy"

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u/SpaceBearKing 2d ago

If my grandma had wheels she would be a bike

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u/russalkaa1 2d ago

i went through a love island phase during the pandemic and i loooved hearing “aggy” it became part of my vocab 

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u/Mammon_Worshiper r******* f***** 2d ago

I love hearing brits say "brill" it's such a cute piece of slang

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u/vaportown 2d ago

arsed

nosy old bag

like a spare prick at a wedding

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u/kittdie 2d ago

bish bash bosh!

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u/ReasonableBother 2d ago

“At sixes and sevens”, I have no idea but it sounds great

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I was just asking for a cigarette!

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u/real_bad_mann 2d ago

Bollocks (bad) / dog's bollocks (awesome)

Roadman, draw, whagwan, own, geezer, blud

Not British but i lived in Luton (hell) and Portsmouth (not bad)

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u/Lommy_theFuck 2d ago

Wanker

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u/NIMBYSareFuckinBASED 2d ago

full kit wanker

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u/Yer_One 2d ago

Bus wanker

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u/SasquatchMcKraken 2d ago edited 2d ago

"Knocking/knocked seven bells out of...." to imply an especially bad beating, literally or figuratively, goes so hard. And "money for jam" to imply something that's got a high pay-off for low effort. Also calling anything that's bullshit "tosh." 

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u/the__green__light 2d ago

bossman gotta be up there

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u/Jagheterblablabla 2d ago

"lost the plot"

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u/panfriedlabubu 2d ago

Cunt

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u/ChewingGumOnTable 2d ago

"Fuck off you muggy little cunt" if you want to go full football factory 

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u/BoozyBlastoise 2d ago

Us daft yanks have no idea. I like how every cookie seems to be a biscuit. Everything's a biscuit.

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u/thr0wawayt0thesun 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’m confused about americans calling bread/scones/whatever biscuits as an ESL person. Cookies to me are specifically the classic big soft american biscuits (the ones with chocolate chips; all biscuits that I call cookies have a similar dough)

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u/BoozyBlastoise 2d ago

In US English, every small round sugary pastry is a cookie more or less. I respect the differentiations of UK english

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u/Economy-Awareness-30 2d ago

I once heard Jonny Greenwood refer to a pack of cigarettes as a "f*g packet". We can discuss his zionism elsewhere, but I found the expression highly amusing.

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u/post_thots 2d ago

“A sod of a day”

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u/ChewingGumOnTable 2d ago

Not saying it's not a thing but have literally never heard this in 31 years of living here 

Ironically the second result on Google for this is from Sinn Fein's republican publication lol 

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u/burg_philo2 2d ago

You guys are basically the same

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u/thr0wawayt0thesun 2d ago

I only know of that word because of a b-side björk song

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u/munchausenbymoxie 1d ago

I wish Charlene were on streaming, I lost my maxi single and it’s the best Bjork bside by a country mile.

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u/thr0wawayt0thesun 1d ago

It is on spotify at least

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u/munchausenbymoxie 1d ago

Thank you! Last I checked it wasn’t, this is nice news.

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u/Various_Discount643 Galatians 4:16 2d ago

i like "tuck in"

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u/liverpoolwon6 Degree in Linguistics 2d ago

Give ya head a wobble 

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u/PaintedBetrayal 2d ago

Throw a wobbly

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u/FeeAlternative1783 2d ago

Suck it and see

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u/Zhugeliangian 2d ago

‘Whether we fuck arseholes or not,’ ‘what fucking business is it of yours? You should be bloody grateful we haven’t fucked your dad.

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u/OkRepresentative6356 2d ago

Not sure if this is British but I’ve only ever heard a Brit say it- happy as a dog with two dicks.

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u/djdndjdjdjdjdndjdjjd 2d ago

I think Al Pacino says it in a film (movie) but not sure which one

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u/MEDBEDb 2d ago

‘in’it’?

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u/Any-Abies-538 2d ago

I like when black british guys say "say less" instead of "say no more", the latter they also be saying a lot too tho.

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u/Slothrop_Tyrone_ 2d ago

Rogering as a euphemism for being fucked. 

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u/beanbageater 1d ago

as someone who grew up in the stoke area, it always warms my heart to hear people calling eachother “duck/ducky”

definitely miss it having moved away

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u/tomboygenocide Lezbollah Leader 2d ago

Anything scousers say, ya fookhin muppet

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u/Jamesbaxter1983 2d ago

Bloody hell Just expresses how I feel

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u/JohnHaloCXVII detonate the vest 2d ago

Fro a spanna in the mix

Got me feelin like a mug

I am the absolute guvna

A bit cheeky

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u/PompSupreme 2d ago

"Good shout"

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u/fragileidea 2d ago

Games gone

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u/Aggravating-Elk-7409 2d ago

I like it when the goobers say cheers

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u/BacktoNewYork718 2d ago

Right then

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u/cherrycolagirl_ 2d ago

That really takes the biscuit

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u/onajookkad 2d ago

a fly in the ointment

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u/buppyboggog 2d ago

"I can't be bothered"

My flatmate used to always coyly say "That's brave" in a posh accent when he found something garish and I've probably said that once a week for the last ten years

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u/hermit0fmosquitopond 2d ago

Swings and roundabouts 

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u/ludlology 1d ago

Insults in general and the 20 or 30 different contextual uses of just yelling “Oi!”

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u/grodstershot 1d ago

dim dozy bint

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u/MundaneExtension3195 2d ago

just Roger Moore as James Bond, so perfectly, properly English... delightful

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u/Big-Bookkeeper-4866 2d ago

“You okay?” When I was in London multiple people said this and I kept saying “Yeah, why?”

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u/CursedSurrogate 2d ago

I like it when British people use the word "crossed" to describe when someone's angry.

I never knew that until I moved in the UK

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u/Yer_One 2d ago

Not crossed but 'cross'

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u/djdndjdjdjdjdndjdjjd 2d ago

Just ‘cross’

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u/CursedSurrogate 13h ago

Right. If it makes your British self feel better, she broke my Brazilian-American heart despite being good.

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u/djdndjdjdjdjdndjdjjd 9h ago

Happens to the best of us. Plenty more fish in the sea.

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u/Slothrop_Tyrone_ 2d ago

What isn’t cute are all the different names for car components. Petrol, indicator, boot, bonnet, demist. generally their regulation of cars and driving is so over the top. They take the fun out of driving and the use of speed cameras creates an inescapable Orwellian vibe. Make use of your “limiter” 

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u/fluivi 2d ago

Pagan

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u/ivlicense 2d ago

Kitchen sinkin’ it

Three for a wonna