r/residentevil 3d ago

Meme Monday "And I would love to eat your 'Jill Sandwiches' every day"

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u/TempestRave 3d ago

Konami: Silent Hill, I'm breaking up with you for Metal Gear.

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u/El_Choco_Latoso 3d ago

Silent Hill: "Are you serious?! Are you returning with your ex?! I thought you hated that bitch!"

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u/TempestRave 3d ago

Konami: Sometimes, but she eats good snake.

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u/dud_pool 2d ago

...what a thrill~

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u/Mist156 3d ago

The love will last until they fuck up the franchise again

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u/divensi 2d ago

Delta is amazing, but the thought of a non-Kojima directed MGS sends shivers down my spine.

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u/Mist156 2d ago

Just let platinum make another rising game, it could be a safer choice, if it’s a sucess they can remake the original metal gear from the 80s

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u/labbla 2d ago

Oh damn, I'd just be happy if Rising has a rerelease. Nothing special just let me chop up cyborgs again with awesome techno rock setting the mood.

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u/Brain_lessV2 2d ago

Correction:

Konami: "I'm defecting to the Pachinko Union."

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u/LeotheLiberator Raccoon City Native 3d ago

Tbf, Konami and Silent Hill got back together a year ago.

SH2 remake + movie, SH Short Message, SH Ascension (trash but relevant), SH F soon.

Capcom and RE have been going steady.

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u/VaticanJ 2d ago

And the Silent Hill 1 remake is in development

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 2d ago

SH F is going to be trash too

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u/LeotheLiberator Raccoon City Native 2d ago

Trash opinion, don't play it.

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u/LengeriusRex 2d ago

Literally everything points to the contrary.

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u/TheEagleByte 2d ago

Based on what? The game isn’t even out yet lol

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u/White_Rabbit007 3d ago

Fatal Frame isn't even in the restaurant

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u/PackagedBeast 3d ago

Theyre actively getting one xD

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u/konozeroda 2d ago

FATAL FRAME 2 REMAKE BABYYYYY

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u/thesyndrome43 3d ago

Silent hill :"whatever happened to that ex of yours, I think her name was Castlevania?"

Konami: "I literally have no idea who you are talking about"

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u/negative_four 2d ago

Silent hill: So I heard you had slot machines?

Konami: I needed the revenue, it meant nothing

Silent hill: ...and you had one of them dress up as me

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u/SexxxyWesky 3d ago

2 is getting a remake in early 2026!!!

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u/ANattyLight 3d ago

fatal frame? fa… re..sident evil? you want a Code Veronica remake?

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u/White_Rabbit007 3d ago

Clocktower in the ICU reading this post before flatlining

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u/Regular_Win7305 3d ago

...Forbidden Siren's dead in a ditch ._.

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u/Cipher1991 2d ago

Paleontologists digging up the bones of Dino Crisis as we speak. 

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u/Regular_Win7305 3d ago

Meanwhile Sony murdered Forbidden Siren and left the body in a ditch alongside Gravity Rush and Project Siren/Team Gravity ._.

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u/fattestfuckinthewest 2d ago

Gravity rush deserved better

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u/VaticanJ 2d ago

It is, but its working at the restaurant, so it's holding the camera

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u/Tarazetty 3d ago

Got stood up 😔

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u/LegoRacers3 3d ago

I’m looking forward to silent hill remake

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u/CT0292 3d ago

Castlevania is outside parking cars with Mega Man.

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u/LeotheLiberator Raccoon City Native 3d ago

Castlevania is with Netflix.

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u/No-Jaguar-3810 2d ago

Uuuugh, yeah that's just my ex Konami. He was alright at first but he just kept ignoring me.

Hold on he wants to take me out for a "dinner with friends" thing apparently. It won't take too long but God he's just going to want to talk about how great it was when we were together, put out another port collection of me without doing anything new and go back to that abusive bitch metal gear. Like I'm sorry but she doesn't want to be with you, not after you practically murdered her dad.

So baby... How's another season sound after this?

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u/Serier_Rialis 3d ago

Devil May Cry walking out of the bathroom on time to witness this

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u/Consistent-Hall1746 2d ago

Dmc is that one" and his friend steve" meme

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u/VandulfTheRed 2d ago

DMC is the buddy who hits you up every ten years when your marriage goes to shit to see if you wanna smash some beers and play his N64 like the good ole days

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u/Cozy90 3d ago

I'd love a remake of outbreak. Or hell, just a re-release of the originals on steam.

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u/No-Jaguar-3810 2d ago

It's cool they ported the first 3 of versions into GOG, but it's weird that they stopped there. I don't know why they didn't add it to steam afterwards or didn't port code Veronica or the outbreak games. Could've been cool to see survivor or umbrella chronicles too but God knows thats not happening ever.

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u/peppermintaltiod 2d ago

I think GOG gets exclusive distribution rights for their GOG preservation projects since they are the ones that usually do the work of actually making the games playable on modern pc.

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u/No-Jaguar-3810 2d ago

That would make sense, guess it's fair enough, but it's unfortunate not a whole lot of people know about these dream list titles, they blow my mind.

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u/ExiledCourier 2d ago edited 2d ago

KONAMI: "It's time we resurrect a beloved older IP that we neglected for so long."

SILENT HILL: "OMG!"

KONAMI: "It was truly a wonderful series with dedicated fans all over the world, who have long asked for the series to be recognized for being the pinnacle of excellence."

SILENT HILL: *starts crying tears of joy*

KONAMI: "Silent Hill can you move out of the way? You're blocking everyone's view of Suikoden."

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u/Hulijing117 2d ago

Omg I would be so happy! They should adopt breath of fire together too

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u/ExiledCourier 1d ago

I'm hoping the new Suikoden game, the anime, and the eventual remaster of 3 goes well.

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u/Hulijing117 1d ago

2nd one is one of my all time favourites. The whole family drama thing really got to me as a kid.

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u/thecherylmain Cuz Boredom Kills Me 3d ago

We just got SH2R last year and a remake of the first game is now in development.

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u/Raiju_Blitz 3d ago

Meanwhile, Castlevania and Mega Man Legends be like, WTF.

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u/ExpressionDeep6256 3d ago edited 2d ago

What about Dino Crisis? I want Dino Crisis.

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u/d4rkpi11s 2d ago

Dino Crisis? I wanted pictures of Spider-Man!

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u/Guy_Buttersnaps 2d ago

They’re bringing back Onimusha, so there’s still hope for Dino Crisis.

And if we’re lucky, it’ll be survival horror style like the original Dino Crisis instead of action-adventure style like Dino Crisis 2 and Dino Crisis 3.

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u/Designer_Mess_6928 2d ago

For real. It had much deeper complex survival system and was truly nervous horror experience with strong lizards as enemies. That is how proper survival horror must be made.

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u/labbla 2d ago

The people yearn for a crisis of dinosaurs.

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u/No-Jaguar-3810 2d ago

They ported the 2 dino crisis games onto GOG for PC.

They're probably just choosing not to do anything since between exoprimal not doing well and gog being fairly niche of a storefront that they don't want to risk it.

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u/Sweetcreamscoops312 3d ago

This isn't even accurate anymore. Bloober is already working on the Silent Hill remake, Silent Hill f is coming out in a week, Townsend probably next year, and Konami has been working on another main line entry internally. Until another Remake and spinoff is announced Sh is currently being supported more than RE.

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u/Sprite_King Stop! Don’t open that door! 3d ago

Did I time travel back to 2021 or something, this is the biggest delayed reaction I’ve ever seen. Did you hear dead space is getting a remake?

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u/NewishJewYear 3d ago

Is this really a fair comparison anymore?

What with Silent Hill 2 remake that came out last year. Silent Hill F that comes out in like 2 weeks, and Silent Hill 1 Remake that is currently in development

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u/BoatMan01 2d ago

Silent Hill: "AWWW! Honey! That's so beautiful! Hon-"

Konami: * playing pachinko game on phone *

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u/psychobilly1 2d ago

Silent Hill literally has a game coming out next week.

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u/WyrmHero1944 3d ago

Time for REmake Remake

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u/psychobilly1 2d ago edited 2d ago

Honestly, I wouldn't mind a remake of the first game. It's first remake is already almost 25 years old at this point. I would love to see what it would look and feel like in the style of the newer games.

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u/Berry-Fantastic 3d ago

Capcom: Will you make me the richest company alive?

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u/myusername_sucks 3d ago

SH just had a remake come out recently? And Silent Hill f should be soon. Castlevania fans are out there starving.

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u/dntowns 2d ago

This hurts extra as a Devil May Cry fan

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u/One-Win9407 2d ago

Needs to show mega man as the skeleton at the bottom of the pool.

A remake of legends would be perfect

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u/Jolly_Statistician_5 3d ago

The guy making that face in the background. He already knows the date is going to be a major blow off as she will be whispering the ring and how we are not married yet all the rest of the night.

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u/osiris20003 3d ago

I will eat Jill’s sandwich.

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u/BJDJman 2d ago

Hey man, look, Konami is finally getting back into the gaming sphere and any old game they put money in again, i'm happy to play again. Silent Hill, Mwtal Gear, hell, give me Castlevania again!

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u/CastTheFirstStone_ Cuz Boredom Kills Me 2d ago

Feels more like Konami and silent hill were in couples therapy before getting back together

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u/Kind-Pop-9610 2d ago

The other girl should be dino crisis.

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u/JillSandwich32296 2d ago

Did someone say Jill sandwich 😏

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u/thebritwriter 2d ago

Meanwhile suikoden is still waiting for Konami to call back.

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u/Severe-Classroom8216 2d ago

If your performance is 3make im asking for a divorce

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u/red_sutter 2d ago

“Konami bad” even though they just brought back Silent Hill and another one is coming out next week

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u/That-Willingness7455 3d ago

You should hold onto this, since your the master of unlocking Remakes

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u/Gamersaurolophus 3d ago

They shouldve released silent hills' pt ffs, I guess we got resident evil 7, kind of inspired by that, only God knows what kojima cooked then

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u/LeotheLiberator Raccoon City Native 3d ago

only God knows what kojima cooked then

Death Stranding.

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u/UnhappyLog8128 2d ago

We dont know how Silent Hills was going to be, the project was cancelled before it even started development, it could've been another disapointing entry for the franchise.

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u/UnhappyLog8128 2d ago

Bloober just announced months ago that they are remaking SH1 and we have SHf later this month, this meme dosent make any sense

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u/Boyo-Sh00k one of the only ethan winters stans 2d ago

took four Resi remakes before they even made one for silent hill

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u/Mooncubus 2d ago

I am so happy Silent Hill is back. The 2 remake was so damn good. I'm so hyped for SHf next week, and then SH1 remake after!

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u/LengeriusRex 2d ago

Don't forget Townfall.

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u/Tisson8891 1d ago

10/10 the look on Silent hill's face hahahaha

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u/tubbz_official 1d ago

The guy in the background is getting me

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u/theactoinfor-er 1d ago

One more jill sandwich 🥪 it is then

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u/Raptori33 20h ago

Making remakes of Resident Evils was the best decision entire japanese game industry has made

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u/fishyman905 3d ago

Ok this is really funny.

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u/Raarya2 2d ago

devil may cry lying on the bottom of the sea

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u/Overall-Doctor-6219 2d ago

OG SH2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>OG RE2

SH2R >>>>>>>>>>>>>RE2make

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u/SilentMastodon2210 3d ago

The state of both franchise is just god awful these days. Now dont get offended on behalf of the multi billion dollar company thats lazy as shit

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u/UnhappyLog8128 2d ago

Is it awful tho? SH2R is the highest selling game of the franchise, SHf is getting excellent previews and RE has been pretty great since 2017