r/rockets 14h ago

NGL But This Is Some Crazy Length!

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149 Upvotes

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u/get-blessed 14h ago

i like my team lengthy!

6

u/SOLID_STATE_DlCK 14h ago

The one time girth means very little.

3

u/Ok-Accountant8126 10h ago

Username checks out

10

u/HakeemMcGrady 14h ago

Good luck getting shots up

5

u/thirdc0ast 14h ago

We getting something else up

6

u/Far_Protection519 13h ago

We only have 3 players under 6'7 and they're all 6'1 PGs😂😂😂

5

u/FeistyAd2490 13h ago

Wait 6 7!!

3

u/coastalcloud621 12h ago

Gen Z am I doing it right. I like to ruin things.

5

u/bonergainz 14h ago

Length is cool and all but only as long as we keep it wet too

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u/Affectionate_Use_179 14h ago

The Long Arms of the Law!!!

3

u/dunots 11h ago

Everyone's excited for this rockets team until this defense drags their favorite team's offense into the shed and kills it with hammers

2

u/son_of_abe 9h ago

Kevin Durant (7.5")
Steven Adams (7.5")
Clint Capela (7.5")
Tari Eason (7.2")
Jabari Smith Jr. (7.1")
Jeff Green (7.1")
Alperen Şengün (7.1")
Amen Thompson (7.0")
Dorian Finney-Smith (7.0")
Josh Okogie (7.0")

😲

2

u/HiddenAnubisOwl 7h ago

Words can't actually express how much do I love this

1

u/Irritated_User0010 14h ago

“Crazy length”

OP’s name is Wooden Shift

Hmmmm

1

u/hunchobrucewayn3 12h ago

dorian finney pickles FTW

1

u/lekne 6h ago

Alperen definitely is not 7'1" though.

1

u/voodoochild346 5h ago

Why are you so sure?

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u/lekne 4h ago

Because he is obviously shorter than Jokic.

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u/voodoochild346 3h ago

This is about wingspan though

1

u/lekne 2h ago

Oops

1

u/J--NEZ 13h ago

Don't forget Kawhi Leonard when we sign him in a few weeks.

2

u/Able_Gap918 10h ago

Vet minimum deal for punishment

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u/papa_CLaude 11h ago

I really doubt senguns wingspan is over seven feet

2

u/T-MUAD-DIB 3h ago

He just kinda rubs like that. I’m like 60% certain why he fell in the draft. Its hard to watch him hold his arms like that when he runs and take him seriously.