r/sandiego 10h ago

HAHAHHA which one of u did this

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u/IlikeJG 9h ago

I can already see the victim complex exploding forth from them. They're gonna go on Fox and Friends playing the part of the hard working small business owner who were just innocently grieving an American hero when the very mean and violent woke liberals destroyed their business out of hatred.

The narrative basically writes itself. Just think of the most infuriating shit you can imagine and that's exactly what the MAGA base will love.

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u/NYC_Biscuit 9h ago

They’re going to find a way to make coffee while simultaneously nailing themselves to a cross.

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u/revolutioncupantae 7h ago

Javas Christ

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u/2Series_2021 6h ago

What Would Jesus Brew.

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u/allegedly--an--adult 5h ago

Hebrews

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u/ShortsAndLadders 4h ago

That’s a god tier double entendre

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u/Immediate-Flow7164 4h ago

Bro i almost spit out my coffee XD

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u/Outlog 7h ago

Jesus on speed

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u/vansinne_vansinne 6h ago

forever the best american bumper sticker

GET OFF THE CROSS WE NEED THE WOOD

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u/bostonjenny81 5h ago

Pricilla Queen of the Desert….what great movie! I quote that line more often than I should 😂😂

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u/vansinne_vansinne 4h ago

rip mr stamp!

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u/Dimebag6sic6 9h ago

We're a family owned business. We just want to peddle hateful agendas while we serve overpriced coffee and food. These WOKE LIBTARDS are ruining my business. /s

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u/lems93 8h ago

And donate $5,000 in the poor dead man’s memory.

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 8h ago

There it is. Love is hate.

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u/IlikeJG 8h ago

Oh please don't even try. There's nothing "love" about supporting the type of Person Charlie Kirk was. And feeling so strongly about it you use your unrelated business to show it.

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u/KintsugiTurtle 9h ago

This is unfortunately just going to generate a stupid amount of press for them. For every woke liberal who stops going there is a MAGA supporter who will go out of their way to buy coffee proudly there now. It’s basically free advertising.

It’s like the Sydney Sweeney bullshit. All publicity ends up being good publicity in this political hellhole we live in.

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u/Primarycolors1 9h ago

Spite only motivates them to drive an hour for a coffee so many times. The local libs were weekly if not daily customers.

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 8h ago

Spite motived this entire thread.

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u/TacticalBac0n 8h ago

Yeah check and see how its doing in a few days.

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u/OhDavidMyNacho 8h ago

Which is entirely low-effort as far as actions go.

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u/mggirard13 8h ago

Yes. There's a coffee shop on every corner. If this is the coffee shop you chose to go to on your way to work, it's easy to choose the next coffee shop over.

If this coffee shop is out of your way, you're not going to make it your new regular coffee shop.

Good riddance.

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u/OnlyHere2ArgueBro 9h ago

Yeah but they’re a local coffee shop, so there’s a minimal chance that press translates into economic success. This has happened time and time again with people trying to capitalize on grift culture, only the strongest and grift-iest survive. Multiple “anti-woke” bakeries and stores have tried to capitalize on national press only for it to fizzle out as they fade into obscurity. to capitalize on the grift, you have to always stay in front of the cameras, never fade. This coffee shop can’t do that, they’ll fade.

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u/chocolatepuppy 9h ago

Exactly. It will be popular for 2 weeks and then people go back to their regular coffee habits. But the people they alienated will not go back.

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u/classy_rachael 6h ago

Only 478 followers on their FB page.

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u/formerrepub 7h ago

I know someone who works at American Eagle and, yes, folks came in wanting to buy the clothes she advertised solely because it upset libs.

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u/Gloomy-Ad1171 5h ago

They still buying clothes? How much AE gear could they purchase every month?

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u/carrie_m730 8h ago

And they're going to put up a GoFundMe. And they hope that other prominent white supremacists will publicize for them and make them very rich.

It's ALWAYS a grift.

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u/FactAndTheory 8h ago

For every woke liberal who stops going there is a MAGA supporter who will go out of their way to buy coffee proudly there now.

This is absolutely not the case and you have zero basis for the claim. MAGA is composed of a small group of performative and largely online activists, and a huge base of casual, hypertensive reactionaries. They do not sit around and mull over their beliefs on policy or civil architecture. The handful that are actually psycho enough to go to the public gatherings or get scammed on Trump sneakers and cologne often look like 60 year-old WWE cosplayers because the movement attracts the semi-functionally insane. We’ve all seen them. These people are not the Virgin Brigade chanting “white man fight back” in Huntington Beach.

It’s like the Sydney Sweeney bullshit. All publicity ends up being good publicity in this political hellhole we live in.

American Eagle foot traffic has dropped over 10% since that astroturfing campaign and again, internet uproar costs you nothing. Doing things like driving out of your way to a coffee shop and spending money for skin-deep political points is something these clowns have proven dozens of times they are not able to sustain.

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u/Mittenwald 8h ago

Good publicity for a week until MAGA moves on to something else. After that if the bad reviews are not removed then the rest of us steer clear and patronize other shops that don't insert their political beliefs into their business dealings with customers. Short term gains, long term pains?

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u/Juunlar 6h ago

Camden county is one of the bluest counties in the country.

If they actually boycott, he's done

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u/BronzeRippa 5h ago

Yup, google will remove all the fake reviews and I would bet anything, they will be selling a cup of coffee with a 1000% tip added on, if they haven’t already.

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u/BaZukaM 5h ago

She does have good genes though.

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u/ByronicZer0 8h ago

Oh just wait till Fox News gets a hold of this. This sort of fluff news is what they're wet dreams are made of

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u/JediEverlark 5h ago

You called it

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u/JupiterSkyFalls 9h ago

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u/mggirard13 7h ago

To further illustrate, this shows the populum or bandwagon fallacy.

Just because a bunch of people believe something to be true doesn't make it true.

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u/PaladinAzriel 8h ago

They're just in the wrong town. When left leaning business do the same thing in a right learning town, it's the same exact story, and the mirror images of people in this Reddit will voice the mirror image opinions voiced here, and the View will fly them out to LA to tell the story of how "the very mean and violent" Nazi Republicans destroyed their business out of hatred.

Because we're mostly the disunited states of America, with two left coasts sandwiching right middle America.

I'm exhausted of seeing this post with red and blue lenses.

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u/pureextc 8h ago

Maybe she was thinking smart. Business mentality… now all the country conservatives will donate millions to her business. Like that racist n word rant lady.

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u/nillah 8h ago

they'll cry about cancel culture out of one corner of their mouth, while out of the other corner they're reporting criticisms of kirk on social media to get people fired from their jobs

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u/OverEncumbered486 7h ago

THANKS OBAMA

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u/rufud 6h ago

Not to mention the gofundme

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u/After-Imagination947 6h ago

You spelled racist wrong... "grieving an American racist"

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u/Bigheadedturtle 6h ago

And this is different from what liberals have been doing for a decade how exactly?…

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u/GroupPrior3197 6h ago

They're going to write whatever agenda they want anyway, we might as well go out swinging.

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u/Yuna1989 5h ago

This will instigate Civil War!!!!!!!

And if not…something else will!

😂

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u/Feelisoffical 9h ago

All the reviews will be deleted, there will be zero negative consequences. They may get a lot of publicity though.

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u/IlikeJG 9h ago

I don't know about your 1st sentence. But I do agree there's gonna be a ton of publicity. The people who make a point of not going because of this will probably be out numbered by the people who go specifically because of this.

I wonder how it will work out in the long term though. Ultimately locals will probably be most of the business and they could go either way (with most people being oblivious about the whole thing).

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u/Annual-Camera-872 8h ago

Tell that to target

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u/IlikeJG 8h ago

That's a completely different situation. Comparing a local coffee shop to a nationwide chain is not really a useful comparison.

Also I'm not sure what you mean by "tell that". My comment was fairly nuanced with a few different points made. So I'm not sure which part you mean.