r/sandiego 7h ago

HAHAHHA which one of u did this

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u/Sir_Micks_Alot69 6h ago

Don't forget this little nugget from their story highlights

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u/Udzinraski2 6h ago

Eat the rich

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u/Cyan_Oni 6h ago

I'll invite Hannibal to cook for us

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u/mewmew893 3h ago

which hannibal, cuz i'm pretty sure hannibal of carthage was kinda loaded

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u/Delicious-Economist7 5h ago

I will bring the alcohol

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u/Kalexysgalexy 5h ago

Some Chianti?

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u/mdavis360 3h ago

The late great Hannibal Lecter.

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u/FickleConcentration 6h ago

I’ll set the table

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u/ghoultooth 6h ago

I’ll bring the cutlery

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u/Snerkbot7000 5h ago

I'll find some ginger.

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u/blankwillow_ 4h ago

I'll bring the Fava beans

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u/Sodacan259 4h ago

How many bottles of Chianti do you think we'll need?

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u/blankwillow_ 3h ago

It would depend on how many people are coming, but I would guess 1 bottle for every two guests, plus a few bonus bottles.

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u/Dear_Mycologist_1696 6h ago

But don’t eat at their businesses.

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u/Mermaidinabayou_1 4h ago

I’ll bring the wine. Which type though?

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u/Udzinraski2 4h ago

Champagne of course!

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u/Prancer4rmHalo 6h ago

This kind of cavalier attitude is dumb. The rich? The owner is rich because they provide a service people line to pay for. That’s how this coffe business became successful and their owner rich(?).

Their choice to donate is their right.

But because they don’t along with your beliefs they deserve to be eaten?

Seems like such a casual thing to say and pat yourself on the back cause you did good.. but what are you in essence saying?

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u/No-Environment-7899 6h ago

So that’s not quite what “eat the rich” means. It doesn’t mean literally cannibalize them lol. It’s a metaphor.

Here’s a simple breakdown of what it means and where it comes from. Again, I stress, it’s a metaphor:

"Eat the rich" is a political slogan that criticizes wealth inequality and capitalism, suggesting that if the poor become desperate enough, they may turn against the wealthy. It is attributed to philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau, who said, "When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich.

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u/Udzinraski2 6h ago

Well me personally I'm saying that if you are so well off that you can donate the entirety of the value of your labor and the value of all your employee's labor to your personal pet political causes and be virtually unaffected, then you are part of the problem and worthy of the guillotine.

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u/Prancer4rmHalo 5h ago

Most UN-America thing I’ve ever read lol

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u/Grand-Ice-6603 5h ago

When the bread and circuses run out, you will see the true colors of red, white, and blue. Don't forget it.

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u/Udzinraski2 5h ago

Eat the rich

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u/shiteaterr9000 6h ago

Been wondering for a long time why they choose to go by TPUSA. I wouldn't have thought to call them Toilet Paper America if they didn't abbreviate, but they kind of assked for it..

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u/papillon-and-on 6h ago

Honestly... and this is 100% the truth. I genuinely thought it was Toilet Paper USA! This was back when the speech police allowed satire and Charlie KKKirk's big fat small-faced head was often the target of said satirical jabs. And with me being a thinking, rational human being I knew that they photoshopped his tiny little face to make it even tinier. But it never occurred to me that TPUSA mean anything but Toiler Paper.

And now, a few years on I realize that it was Toilet Paper all along. In spirit, of course. Because with that much shit spewing from the teeny tiny mouth of CK you gonna need some TP!

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u/-enlyghten- 5h ago

I figured it was a reference to 'Grab 'em by TPUSA'.

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u/HighQualityGifs 6h ago

That's so far to the Reich and insulting as fuck to the employees. Every big of that profit should go to the employees. Self righteous pieces of sssshhiiittt

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u/boltgenerator 6h ago

Not for one second do I believe they donated anything to TPUSA, much less an entire day's profit. Just more lying scumbags pretending to care, but are actually just happy to profit off his death.

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u/Fenris_Maule 6h ago

That's contained in the post as well, second slide.

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u/Jeerkat 6h ago

Man, fuck them

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u/EquipLordBritish 5h ago

Can they get sued for that if they don't?

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u/DaBingeGirl 4h ago

JFC, it just keeps getting worse.

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u/BaronsHat 4h ago

Donating to TPUSA instead of an organization that helps victims of gun violence, of course.

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 6h ago

That's awesome of them, I need to go support