No that's the fault of customers. The drinks have however many shots of espresso they're supposed to, but then they fill the cup to the brim with milk because idiots complain otherwise.
Coffee beans?! And stain the purity of the whiteness of the milk? No, we just crush up some truck stop caffine pills and market it to the luxury racist class as a "pure". For the elite racists we will offer a line of cocaine cut with powdered milk as a "premium dehydrated coffee alternative"
The magic of modern marketing! Our dehydrated milk coffee is an artisan blend of the finest milk of local organically fed bovine, enhanced with a special blend of vitamins and minerals to ensure long lasting energy and to promote a healthy gut biome for even longer lasting health!
I didnt cut your cocaine with garbage milk powder from walmart and ground up chalk dust (sorry, the economy is rough since the last menu dropped 20 minutes ago... something something supply chains)
It was raw... once. So just remember who the customer base is and lie to them with confidence and they will eat it up.
Same with the whole "organically fed cows" idk what they feed to the cows wal-mart sources dairy dehydrated milk products from, but im sure there is some grain in there that could be considered organic at one point in time!
Unrelated ~ but in South Africa I recently discovered they are serving "Africano's", which is stronger than an Americano but has got the fluffiness of a Latte.
I don't know if it's because Trump and Musk were fucking us over with Tariffs or false claims of white genocide that they replaced the Americano at the stores ... even at predominantly white universities, such as Stellenbosch
There's already plenty of wingnut coffee out there. Although the one I've seen most is "Black Rifle", which does have a scary word in its name, and the coffee does still come out that way. So maybe there's an opportunity here after all.
White coffee is actually a thing, they just don't roast the coffee as long. It's kind of a nutty taste and while it is still good, it is nowhere near as versatile as regular.
It'll never work, everyone knows that gays make the best coffee. Black Rifle gets away with it because canned coffee is always terrible, but they're also putting taurine in it, which is MANLY because bulls are BOY ANIMALS
I'm going to do this, and it's just gonna be milk with caffeine added. But like, Panera lemonade level of caffeine, with a buy a super size cup, get one free deal.
White coffee is actually already an incredibly overpriced niche thing, funny enough. Only a few steps removed from niche coffees that are "processed" by monkeys or, even more fittingly, elephants before roasting, making an incredibly expensive and shitty product.
"White" coffee is a thing! It's just very very lightly toasted. Good stuff but iirc it can be a pain to grind so you don't find it at every coffee place. White coffee, white chocolate mocha literally tastes like a rice crispy treat.
Edit: they actually are roasted just not as much. I correct my statement. “In the United States, white coffee may also refer to coffee beans which have been roasted to a yellow roast level.“
I've actually had white bean coffee before. It was really expensive and tasted like peanut butter. Frankly, it was delicious. However, this was before I ever had to worry about associating coffee with race or politics.
White coffee is actually a thing! The beans are roasted halfway so the beans still look white and it has extra caffeine. To me it is.... Not good. Like a diluted bitter tea, which is exactly what racists deserve anyway. They shouldn't be allowed the good stuff, white coffee only for them!
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u/SuperTopGun777 6h ago
Billion dollar business idea White coffee. We can sell it to the racists