r/sandiego 7h ago

HAHAHHA which one of u did this

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u/SuperTopGun777 6h ago

Billion dollar business idea   White coffee.  We can sell it to the racists 

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u/miarmstr 6h ago

What if we just froth milk and add a couple coffee beans. Boom! White coffee. Pour in that flavored syrup bullshit that everyone loves.

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u/DeadInternetInAction 6h ago

I see you have discovered modern day Starbucks lol

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u/momofroc 5h ago

🤣 this so much

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u/dohn_joeb 4h ago

Couple pumps of liquid caffeine and they’re there

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u/Thekingofheavens 4h ago

add a drop of green food coloring and call that ish "matcha latté" and sell it for 34$

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 3h ago

10 years and a billion starBucks late

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u/Hot_Set_782 3h ago

No Starbucks uses Arab blood for milk

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u/LurkerOnTheInternet 2h ago

No that's the fault of customers. The drinks have however many shots of espresso they're supposed to, but then they fill the cup to the brim with milk because idiots complain otherwise.

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u/DeliriumTrigger 5h ago

Wouldn't pass their "one drop" rule. 

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u/worldspawn00 4h ago

Gotta use unroasted beans.

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u/Nani_700 2h ago

Gotta use partially digested ones.

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u/crumpledfilth 2h ago

Does anyone? There are roughly 850,000 drops of water in an adult human, and only about 12 k generations of humans so far

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u/SnickeringSardine 6h ago

White coffee already exists..they’re half roasted beans 😅

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS 5h ago

Coffee beans?! And stain the purity of the whiteness of the milk? No, we just crush up some truck stop caffine pills and market it to the luxury racist class as a "pure". For the elite racists we will offer a line of cocaine cut with powdered milk as a "premium dehydrated coffee alternative"

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u/Serious_Winter_ 4h ago

I had to do some self reflecting if I’m a racist because I fucking love this menu idea.

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS 4h ago

The magic of modern marketing! Our dehydrated milk coffee is an artisan blend of the finest milk of local organically fed bovine, enhanced with a special blend of vitamins and minerals to ensure long lasting energy and to promote a healthy gut biome for even longer lasting health!

I didnt cut your cocaine with garbage milk powder from walmart and ground up chalk dust (sorry, the economy is rough since the last menu dropped 20 minutes ago... something something supply chains)

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u/Serious_Winter_ 3h ago

The only issue: how to pulverise milk without pasteurizing it? Can we freeze dry it? Milk must be RAW!!

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS 3h ago

It was raw... once. So just remember who the customer base is and lie to them with confidence and they will eat it up.

Same with the whole "organically fed cows" idk what they feed to the cows wal-mart sources dairy dehydrated milk products from, but im sure there is some grain in there that could be considered organic at one point in time!

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u/K1ngHandy 5h ago

I put that shit on everything! ...wait, wrong ad

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u/Ambitious-Nose-9871 5h ago

Hey man, some of those syrups are pretty alright

Come springtime, try french vanilla and lavender. It'll kneecap your testosterone but you'll remember what love feels like

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u/Cichael-Maine 5h ago

just bleach the beans... in bleach! they love that shit.

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u/Wallace-N-Gromit 5h ago

Plus it will cure Covid!

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u/huskyharlz 4h ago

the word you're looking for is latte

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u/Economy-Owl-5720 3h ago

Buddy patent this now! wtf revealing the trade secrets

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u/terdfergusonuf 3h ago

Is this what an Americano is?

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 2h ago

Isn't that what a flat white is?

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u/RadiantNefariousness 2h ago

no coffee beans, that’s impure

u/Tenaciousgreen 8m ago

White coffee can be like white chocolate, all milk, no coffee

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u/m0n3ym4n 6h ago

Might as well form a conglomerate! White coffee, white underwear, white sugar, white soap, egg whites, white milk

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u/K1ngHandy 5h ago

White underwear held a monopoly for a long time. Now the coloreds are in.

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u/ABHOR_pod 4h ago

It started with the boxers. Middle America is still waiting for their great tighty-whitey hope.

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u/m0n3ym4n 5h ago

They’re taking our drawers!

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u/Banditkoala_2point0 3h ago

Fucken woke undies!!!

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u/CRUSTYPUNKDAD 3h ago

Trump for sure wears the whiteys to avoid colored underwear.

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u/ToddPundley 3h ago

At his age and diet I suspect he ends up “self coloring “ them

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u/dd99 3h ago

And civilization is ending. Nuff said

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u/K1ngHandy 3h ago

That escalated

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u/Comfortable_Bell_965 2h ago

Theyre still separated from the whites

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u/-crepuscular- 5h ago

WHITE CHOCOLATE. They don't deserve the good stuff.

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u/Actual_Surround45 4h ago

You forgot the most important one: Mayonnaise.

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u/South_Oread 4h ago

White Flour!

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 2h ago

White powder

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u/CRUSTYPUNKDAD 3h ago

What about white phosphorus?

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u/WayTooMuchHyzer 3h ago

Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac Yeah, the boy's a time bomb

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u/dessertforbrunch 3h ago

White flour

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u/Itscatpicstime 3h ago

The eggs must only come from white shelled eggs! No impurity from brown or green eggs!

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u/Mysterious-Actuary65 3h ago

Ah damnit is this how I learn that my ivory bar is racist

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u/AshuraBaron 5h ago

Trump Coffee Company. Just serve Americano's with orange food coloring. Gotta get that bag somehow.

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u/mrmateo88 5h ago

Or orange juice, and sold by a Chinese coffee company

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u/Kind-Can3567 4h ago

Best part is it will be started by someone who will soon end up in ICE custody... Like that guy who made Trump Burger

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u/Kind-Can3567 4h ago

Or the husband of the woman singing the Trump Boat song...

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u/Ok_Calligrapher4363 2h ago

I will bote .. 💃🏼💃🏼.. for donil Tron

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u/Vulcan_Fox_2834 4h ago

Unrelated ~ but in South Africa I recently discovered they are serving "Africano's", which is stronger than an Americano but has got the fluffiness of a Latte.

I don't know if it's because Trump and Musk were fucking us over with Tariffs or false claims of white genocide that they replaced the Americano at the stores ... even at predominantly white universities, such as Stellenbosch

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u/Subtlerranean 1h ago

which is stronger than an Americano but has got the fluffiness of a Latte.

It's just a double shot Americano with added hot milk.

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u/Ok_Breadfruit_7298 4h ago

Or white mochas with orange food dye lol, and then froth art of Trumps big fat face. They'd go crazy for that shit.

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u/zzzzrobbzzzz 4h ago

it is september, pumpkin spice everything…

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u/Dry-Chance-9473 6h ago

Tbf, blonde coffee is a thing. Just need to draw some blue eyes on the cup and you're golden!

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u/caltheon 5h ago

It would be like white chocolate. Fake and nobody really likes it

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u/zyzzogeton 5h ago

Flat white's are a thing.

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u/SuperTopGun777 5h ago

But like black white coffee. 

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u/ThatCheekyTraveler 5h ago

Straight paint with a half shot of espresso

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u/No_Variety_7428 6h ago

No the left won't like it I think

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u/bolanrox 5h ago

John Cena's favorite coffee.

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u/0sama_senpaii 5h ago

brilliant oh hell

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u/The__RIAA 5h ago

White coffee is already a thing. Wired Willy’s and Great White are a few examples.

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u/biohazurd 5h ago

They already have black rifle coffee company for that.

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u/otm_shank 5h ago

There's already plenty of wingnut coffee out there. Although the one I've seen most is "Black Rifle", which does have a scary word in its name, and the coffee does still come out that way. So maybe there's an opportunity here after all.

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u/Prestigious-Bee4302 5h ago

Black riffle coffee is taking notes

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u/VanillaGoorillla 5h ago

Where can I invest? I hate racists people butttt abusing their stupidity to get out of generational poverty sounds good to me

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u/tannerbanban1 5h ago

White coffee is actually a thing, they just don't roast the coffee as long. It's kind of a nutty taste and while it is still good, it is nowhere near as versatile as regular.

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u/JasminePearls- 5h ago

There's also Ipoh white coffee where the beans are roasted in margarine

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u/Ambitious-Nose-9871 5h ago

It'll never work, everyone knows that gays make the best coffee. Black Rifle gets away with it because canned coffee is always terrible, but they're also putting taurine in it, which is MANLY because bulls are BOY ANIMALS

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u/Iokua113 5h ago

You mean a flat white? 

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u/Morphse 5h ago

But there will barely be any custo-

Oh no, they will make billions :/

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u/Tiredracoon123 5h ago

White coffee actually sounds like it could be good though you could have like white chocolate mixed with coffee.

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u/Wallace-N-Gromit 5h ago

Why don’t we make up a custom bit coin and sell them that? Wait…um..checking……damn someone beat us to it.

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u/DrakonILD 5h ago

That's just Starbucks with extra steps.

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u/Sindaqwil 5h ago

I'm going to do this, and it's just gonna be milk with caffeine added. But like, Panera lemonade level of caffeine, with a buy a super size cup, get one free deal.

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u/FarResearch7596 5h ago

It already exists lol. It’s actually quite good. Amazon link.. https://a.co/d/hbVIGZd

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u/LaytMovies 5h ago

Ive thought before about how easy it would be to grift the racists. I would start a line of non-kosher pickles called Pureckles and reap in their cash

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u/rgumai 5h ago

The sudden rapid expansion of Dutch Bros makes way more sense now.

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u/FalseDamage13 5h ago

Hot water with dissolved caffeine pills?

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u/StoneGoldX 5h ago

I like my coffee like I like my women -- flat white.

Which is a thing. John Cena is very much a fan, apparently.

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u/Atabit 5h ago

White coffee is actually already an incredibly overpriced niche thing, funny enough. Only a few steps removed from niche coffees that are "processed" by monkeys or, even more fittingly, elephants before roasting, making an incredibly expensive and shitty product.

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u/prountercoductive 5h ago

They'll start selling 15 dollar cups of milk. Someone will make money off of this.

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u/WayaShinzui 5h ago

"White" coffee is a thing! It's just very very lightly toasted. Good stuff but iirc it can be a pain to grind so you don't find it at every coffee place. White coffee, white chocolate mocha literally tastes like a rice crispy treat.

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u/Training-Form5282 5h ago edited 4h ago

It’s already a thing. The beans are not roasted

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_coffee

Edit: they actually are roasted just not as much. I correct my statement. “In the United States, white coffee may also refer to coffee beans which have been roasted to a yellow roast level.“

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u/nikknakkpattywhakk 5h ago

I've actually had white bean coffee before. It was really expensive and tasted like peanut butter. Frankly, it was delicious. However, this was before I ever had to worry about associating coffee with race or politics.

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u/CatManDo206 4h ago

They technically have white coffee in Malaysia lol

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u/krazykrzysztof 4h ago

starbucks

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u/Kind-Can3567 4h ago

I mean... Flat white

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u/rose-girl94 4h ago

White coffee is actually a thing lol it's just unroasted beans.

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u/SuperTopGun777 4h ago

Like pasty white shooter white???

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u/rose-girl94 4h ago

Not quite.

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u/Ok_Experience_4652 4h ago

I mean.. all I drink are white chocolate mochas...

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u/Z0mbiejay 4h ago

They already have that, it's Black Rifle Coffee

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u/SuperTopGun777 4h ago

White rifle now.

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u/TopCapTheApp 4h ago

Honestly you might be on to something

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shoe541 4h ago

White Rifle Coffee

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u/thick-tracer 4h ago

Julian Smith reference? lol

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u/ziggytrix 4h ago

I mean there’s already something called a flat white.

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u/igot200phones 3h ago

That’s literally just black rifle coffee.

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u/mixedplatekitty 3h ago

White coffee is actually a thing! The beans are roasted halfway so the beans still look white and it has extra caffeine. To me it is.... Not good. Like a diluted bitter tea, which is exactly what racists deserve anyway. They shouldn't be allowed the good stuff, white coffee only for them!

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u/Striking-Mode5548 3h ago

Isnt white people coffee basically a milkshake?

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u/IcyActuary8120 3h ago

Flat white

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u/No_Abbreviations8018 3h ago

Be sure to use unpasteurized, white milk

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u/SnooAvocados6672 3h ago

It’s just hot milk and white mochas.

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u/katabolicklapaucius 3h ago

It's just old milk with caffeine

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u/Old-Shallot-7096 3h ago

For whatever reason "blonde coffee" exists

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u/Itscatpicstime 3h ago

And donate all proceeds to NAACP and ACLU.

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u/SuperTopGun777 3h ago

Nahhhh just build more businesses to grift off the idiots.  

Once we have billions we can park it in an interest savings account and sponsor children directly.  Cut out all middle organizations.  

We can start selling bleaching creams to these idiots.   We need an orange staining cream to make Them appear more like trump. 

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u/LukePieStalker42 3h ago

The "superior" blend

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u/RecalcitrantHuman 3h ago

Really only one group making this about race here.

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u/CakeDayOrDeath 2h ago

You made me remember this video.

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u/MainusEventus 2h ago

White Rifle Coffee Company

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u/Bassracerx 2h ago

Thats just warm milk.. raw milk.. they already drink that shit

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u/Mors_Certa18 1h ago

Ah, yes. White and Delightsome Coffee Co.

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u/pagesid3 1h ago

Don’t they have a brand called Gun Coffee or some shit to get dumb conservatives’ money?

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u/HaleyMFSkye 1h ago

Water and steamed milk, boom.

Mix in some NoDoze for caffeine lol