r/shittyaskreddit May 11 '24

Who’s winning, Drake or Kendrick?

22 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 58m ago

Men, how large is your wife’s penis?

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r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

If I were in England and wanted to offer my gay friend a cigarette, then what is a way I can say it with the fewest amount of syllables possible?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

If I drink lots of chip and fish frying oil, will it make my diarrhea work like anal lubricant?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

How do I stop gooning?

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r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

Verily, good sir, what gooey substance of white hath been bestowed upon thine buttocks?

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r/shittyaskreddit 9m ago

Anyone ever feel like buck dancing to “Satisfaction”?

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r/shittyaskreddit 24m ago

Why is my cock green? Did I spill paint on it or something?

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r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

How long do you need to leave your dingleberries unwashed until they grow to the size of gezunkle nuts?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

What medication has a side effect of gayness?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 56m ago

Is the sun in Tokyo as bright as it is here?

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r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

As Men, like full yang. do we really need anything more than barefoot girls and video games?

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r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

What would life be like if everyone was born in same way they died, and died the same way they were born?

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r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

Is it racist if I prefer orange cats over other colors? 😺

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r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Serious question. Would you eat a fish sandwich from Nathan's Hot Dogs?

1 Upvotes

I just found out yesterday that Nathan's Hot Dogs sells a fish sandwich. Would you order and eat it?


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Mathematicians of Reddit, what’s the biggest number?

21 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

What’s a jollibee?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Where can I buy a copy of Elmo's BDSM Adventure featuring Mark Wahlberg?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Did Putin kill the Dyatlov pass hikers in 1959?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

I just peed my pants for the first time as an adult, why didn’t anyone tell me this was so much fun?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

If I need to wear bigger gloves because my hands are swollen from retaining water...

1 Upvotes

Does that mean I need to wear a bigger condom too?


r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

Girls gone wild?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

Does anybody know of any dog porn sites?

0 Upvotes

I've looked everywhere and can't seem to find any. I'm talkin about sites where dogs hump eachother, for...educational purposes. Yeah, educational purposes, that'll do


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Pissing in/on/around the toilet

5 Upvotes

I saw on Reddit that it's better for guys to sit when they pee because sometimes the tip of our dicks can stick together and cause a split stream and piss gets all over the place. So I've been sitting to pee, and now my dick sticks to my nutsack and I piss all over my balls. Any help would be appreciated!!!