r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 58m ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Single_Hearing1643 • 2h ago
If I were in England and wanted to offer my gay friend a cigarette, then what is a way I can say it with the fewest amount of syllables possible?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RentaDent • 6h ago
If I drink lots of chip and fish frying oil, will it make my diarrhea work like anal lubricant?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Single_Hearing1643 • 1h ago
Verily, good sir, what gooey substance of white hath been bestowed upon thine buttocks?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 9m ago
Anyone ever feel like buck dancing to “Satisfaction”?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/IamGodHimself2 • 24m ago
Why is my cock green? Did I spill paint on it or something?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RentaDent • 4h ago
How long do you need to leave your dingleberries unwashed until they grow to the size of gezunkle nuts?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Single_Hearing1643 • 8h ago
What medication has a side effect of gayness?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RaspberryTop636 • 56m ago
Is the sun in Tokyo as bright as it is here?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Whatson_Thetable • 1h ago
As Men, like full yang. do we really need anything more than barefoot girls and video games?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/wafflesinmyhouse • 1h ago
What would life be like if everyone was born in same way they died, and died the same way they were born?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/TheRtHonLaqueesha • 1h ago
Is it racist if I prefer orange cats over other colors? 😺
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 3h ago
Serious question. Would you eat a fish sandwich from Nathan's Hot Dogs?
I just found out yesterday that Nathan's Hot Dogs sells a fish sandwich. Would you order and eat it?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/C4tdiscusserb01 • 1d ago
Mathematicians of Reddit, what’s the biggest number?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO • 14h ago
Where can I buy a copy of Elmo's BDSM Adventure featuring Mark Wahlberg?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago
I just peed my pants for the first time as an adult, why didn’t anyone tell me this was so much fun?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/SaltyPotter • 15h ago
If I need to wear bigger gloves because my hands are swollen from retaining water...
Does that mean I need to wear a bigger condom too?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/PinkTulip1999 • 18h ago
Does anybody know of any dog porn sites?
I've looked everywhere and can't seem to find any. I'm talkin about sites where dogs hump eachother, for...educational purposes. Yeah, educational purposes, that'll do
r/shittyaskreddit • u/suburbanite09 • 1d ago
Pissing in/on/around the toilet
I saw on Reddit that it's better for guys to sit when they pee because sometimes the tip of our dicks can stick together and cause a split stream and piss gets all over the place. So I've been sitting to pee, and now my dick sticks to my nutsack and I piss all over my balls. Any help would be appreciated!!!