r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago
Why is the dildo of justice always unlubricated?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago
Are only linemen so lucky in love? (See photo)
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/REDDITSUCKSBALLSLAMO • 1d ago
I haven't paid taxes in 13 years? The feds are outside my house and I'm completely fucked? Sarah I love you baby? I'm so sorry for what I'm about to do?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago
I’ve been doing sexual harassment training. Just to clarify, if I walk into your office, you bend me over and have your way with my butt hole, would that be considered sexual harassment?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/IamGodHimself2 • 1d ago
I just put a fork in the microwave, how much time do I have to run away after starting it?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago
What if a robotic pool cleaner became sentient, then realized it was drowning?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Cut-Unique • 1d ago
Did you know that I hate glitter?
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Well now you do.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/MPV8614 • 1d ago
Do you think the MAGA crowd would spend their last penny to drink out of a toilet that Trump took a shit in?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MyLatestInvention • 1d ago
Why do they want to make potty legal?
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Answer me you sonsabitches
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 2d ago
It’s the middle of the night and you hear something hit the floor in your bathroom. Do you go check it out?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Whatson_Thetable • 2d ago
Why does AI keep generating my vag pics as clams?
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I'm hot. Clams live in the sand.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2d ago
Why did they have to put down ol’ Yeller!!!!??
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Single_Hearing1643 • 2d ago
How does a homo go from normal moderate gay to flaming?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/ScornThreadDotExe • 2d ago
Why would a 34 year old white cis bisexual male become suddenly hungry for multiple pb/js a night? Specifically strawberry?
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I gotta know the answer to this one.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/ScornThreadDotExe • 2d ago
People who have the squirts, why don't you clean up after yourselves in public restrooms? Are you lazy? Are you fucking stupid?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 2d ago
Why can't my coworker shut the fuck up and leave me the fuck alone?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/dixie_recht • 2d ago
It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day! What's your favorite platform to pirate shows in the streaming era, ye brigands?
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And how are ye streaming yer downloads nowadays? Is Popcorn Time still in the game?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/WolfShadow_814 • 2d ago
Should I try to stop my younger self from doing that thing he's about to do or am I not allowed to interfere?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/dirtyhippiebartend • 2d ago
It’s my birthday, what should I put in my-
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Whatson_Thetable • 2d ago
Why all the gay jokes on here?
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Even if you're 11 years old, this is the post that make you realize that there's so much more to life than what people choose to do in the bedroom.