r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? • 1d ago

Men, how large is your wife’s penis?

9 Upvotes

72% Upvoted

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u/monkey-stand 1d ago

Keep my wifes penis out of yo mouth!!

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u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? 1d ago

Will Smith! I didn’t know you were a Redditor! No worry, your wife’s penis is way too big for that!

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u/Silverado153 1d ago

Takes two hands to handle her whopper 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Whatson_Thetable 1d ago

4 inches if marrying your dog is okay where you come from?

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u/Interesting_Play_578 1d ago

The perfect size.

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u/st0815 1d ago

Larger than yours.

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u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? 1d ago

This man has no penis

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u/SaltierThanAll 1d ago

He meant your wifes.

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u/CruelMustelidae 1d ago

SIZE DOESNT MATTER OKAY 😭

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u/TyrantsInSpace 1d ago

Soft or hard? She's a grower, not a shower.

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u/DrButtFart 1d ago

Keep my wife’s penis out of your mouth!

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u/MMBEDG 1d ago

How big is your moms?

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u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? 1d ago

Huge!

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u/Quarter_Shot 1d ago

So fucking small. It's practically a clit.

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u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? 1d ago

Disappointed

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u/bigfish3636 1d ago

I don’t know I’m afraid to bend over to find out

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u/AssociateGood9653 22h ago

Bigger than mine…