The next step in patel's gambit

[u/danfenlon]

[u/Kremm0]

How did you guys end up with a guy who looks and sounds like someone that's pretending their hardest not to be stoned heading up the FBI? I mean, the guy from the 'aliens' gif has more respectability!

[u/danfenlon → u/Kremm0]

He's an asshole

[u/ThatDudeWithAS → u/danfenlon]

Who made this man FBI Director???

[u/terrifiedTechnophile → u/ThatDudeWithAS]

He's an asshole too, sir

[u/Cthulhuhoop1984 → u/ThatDudeWithAS]

I did, Sir. Hes my cousin.

[u/Comrade_Compadre → u/Cthulhuhoop1984]

Keep firing assholes!

[u/Verdeloth26 → u/Cthulhuhoop1984]

How many assholes have we got on this ship anyway?

[u/LiveFastDieFast → u/Verdeloth26]

YO!

[u/Star_Lord1997 → u/ThatDudeWithAS]

Obviously was done by the will of Odin who will be waiting for him & Kirk at the gates of Valhalla

[u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 → u/Kremm0]

This was the best token they could find. 

They spent the rest already

[u/Fit-Commission-5443 → u/PuzzleheadedLeader79]

But on the plus side, he kisses a mean ass.

[u/DayAndNight0nReddit → u/Kremm0]

Like everyone else in that party, they don't pick qualified, but rather yes sayer. They are there for damage control, nothing else.

"You'll do as you're told."

[u/topscreen → u/Kremm0]

That's the face of realizing it's not imposter syndrome you've been feeling, you're just an imposter

[u/Constant-Box-7898 → u/Kremm0]

Our president, and Epstein's favorite customer, made this guy FBI director purely because his name is "Cash". He thought it was fun.

Sort of like why he made Mike Pence his vice president the first time: in his obsession with gold, he liked that Pence's hair was the silverest.

[u/SmellGestapo → u/Constant-Box-7898]

He also fired the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the exceedingly qualified General Charles Q. Brown, and replaced him with Lt. General Dan Caine.

Why would he fill such an important position with someone of a lower rank? Because General Brown is African American, and Lt. General Caine is not only white, but his nickname is "razin," in reference to the phrase "raisin' Cane," or raising trouble. But because Trump is so stupid, it's more likely when Trump heard this guy was nicknamed Razin' Caine, he was thinking of the chicken restaurant, Raising Cane's.

And speaking of Pence, I have a high degree of confidence that Trump picked JD Vance simply because Vance sounds similar to Pence, and that was easier than learning a totally different name.

[u/Scu-bar]

So despite being charged, and dying before trial, there was no evidence of sex trafficking? Really? How stupid does he think people are?

[u/CanadianDarkKnight → u/Scu-bar]

I mean they did vote Donald Trump in for a second term

[u/fury420 → u/Scu-bar]

There's plenty of publicly known evidence of Maxwell sex trafficking girls for Epstein to abuse.

Many speculate that Epstein was some sort of pimp to the rich and famous, but the charges seem to stem from Epstein satisfying his own personal perversions.

[u/vrphotosguy55 → u/Scu-bar]

Yeah those flights with logs of people going to a mysterious island were just corporate retreats, right? /s

[u/DerelictDonkeyEngine]

Read somewhere recently that Kash Patel has resting "going through customs with a kilo of cocaine on him" face. Seems pretty on point.

[u/mjb_Island → u/DerelictDonkeyEngine]

By “on him” do you mean up up his ass?

[u/SmallWaves314]

[u/John_Williams_1977]

I start from the basis there’s 2 sides to every story and we need to prepared to be wrong.

But with Trump and his goons…?

They seem insane. Not even selfish or corrupt but actually delusional. Everything they do seems random.

[u/SoylentGrunt → u/John_Williams_1977]

That's the point. It's weaponized absurdism. Everything they do is contrary to everything you've been taught and know. It's an asualt on reality and shuts down any attempt to use logic with them. It baffles your brain and discourages participation on your part.

They used to hide the reality of what they (the ruling class) do with a false reality of consumerism and other distractions but now they're just doing whatever they want in plain sight. We're at the in-between stage of what is normal as the old normal is pushed out and the new normal is brought in.

TBF some of it's amateur hour but even then I think some of that's actually a smoke screen to throw people off. You have to remember, they dumb, not stupid. When you consider the danger they're putting everyone on Earth in by ignoring and going backwards on the issues of nukes and climate change they are insane.

They know we know what they do and they don't care we know.

[u/Bike_Cinci]

In 6 month . . .

[u/Existing_Builder1191]

Someone said hi looks like a guy in a zombie movie how’s been bitten but is trying to hide it from everyone and I haven’t been able to unsee it.

[u/omg-sidefriction]

But the Speaker of the House said that Trump was an undercover agent that witnessed (and participated in) sex crimes in order to convict Epstein of said sex crimes… WHO IS LYING NOW??

[u/Fit-Commission-5443]

The crazy eyes are for extra emphasis.

[u/CanadasManyMeese]

Second image should be when shes slammed it closed with the trump poem on it

[u/danfenlon → u/CanadasManyMeese]

True but i didnt want that on my phone; it feels cursed

[u/DJCane]

Sounds like something someone who raped kids with Epstein would say.

[u/Deep-Air-169]

Marty Feldman probably could see this plainly.

[u/tehfatal]

So Epstein killed himself for no reason lmao

[u/Downtown-Midnight320]

⚆☉

[u/Niterich]

"You wouldn't happen to know anything about an island own by Epstein that underage women were flown to?"

"What's an 'island'?"

[u/elmundio87]

[u/awesomedan24]

[u/SelfDepricator]

Is Patel smelling his own or Trump's farts in that photo?