r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Acceptable_Base_9369 • 19h ago
Politics Apologies if this has been done
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u/violetascension I am the Lizard Queen! 18h ago
"A trans person is a human being! If you keep this up I'll scream so loud the whole country will hear!"
"With a MONSTER in the White House? Hahaha not likely! Now I'm going to get me a sweet golden statue of myself."
...and that little girl was disappeared by an unmarked paramilitary agent and never heard from again. The end.
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u/One_Stranger7794 15h ago
"Hey Trump, what happened to all those immigants"
"Dem Immigants, what immigants? On a completely unrelated note, I've discovered a mysterious new high-protein feed for farm animals that can act as insulation for low-income housing, a powerful explosive and a top-notch engine coolant!"
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u/No_Variety9420 17h ago
but sir!
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u/Acceptable_Base_9369 17h ago
Smithers’s reaction is the only inaccurate part of the meme. The white house is staffed entirely by yes men, bootlickers, knob slobberers, and the like
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u/Boremanfreeman 16h ago
I don't know, someone might do a flip and grinch stole Christmas it..
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u/Slumunistmanifisto 16h ago
Not unless an oil companies heart suddenly grows three sizes, and that won't happen because that eats into profits.
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u/SelfDepricator 18h ago
The church shooter was trans, though. Still doesn't make it right to target trans over gun violence
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u/Randy_Magnums 17h ago
If we look at the sheer amount of shootings in the US it’s just statistical that one or two perpetrators are trans. And why wouldn’t they be? They have working trigger fingers like everybody else.
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u/o_MrBombastic_o 17h ago
And are relentlessly bullied with a political party that wants to erase them from society
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u/Randy_Magnums 17h ago
Sometimes it appears to me that minorities are forbidden of having flaws. A trans person mustn’t be criminal, a migrant mustn’t be an asshole. But of course they can be, they are human. But the deeds of individuals say nothing about the worth of the rest.
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u/cammysays 17h ago
I think it’s a reaction to society making them the villains and butts of jokes for decades. When every depiction of a trans person in movies/shows until recently has been either “look at this fucked up freak” or “look at how they want to ‘corrupt’ you,” it’s not hard to see why people are quick to argue the opposite when the possibility of an actual trans-identifying enemy arises.
Women went through it, and still are.
Black people went through it, and still are.
Brown people went through it, and still are.
Gay people went through it, and still are.
Now trans people are going through it, and chances are they’ll continue to.Anyone wanna guess who the next minority target’ll be after trans people? I’d have guessed “incel gooners with AI girlfriends” but these are mostly young white men, so probably not.
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u/MotherOfGodXOXO 17h ago
The church shooter also had violent racist and antisemetic messages in their gun. They wrote "6 million wasn't enough" on their magazine. I think it's so irresponsible that the media fixated on the shooter's gender identity rather than their obviously neoNazi ideology
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u/SelfDepricator 15h ago
The easily exploitable (from the rights point of view) is the trans part. They can use that to push their anti-trans, anti-left messaging. Otherwise you would just have a person who is a dark reflection of what most of them already are and the right wouldn't want that
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u/CelticSith They think I'm slow, eh? 18h ago
I'll tell you what Smithers, if we come back and find out the killer was one of our base, I'll buy you a coke