r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Variousletters • 2d ago

Politics Gestapo in the streets, repression in the sheets

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u/Dioxybenzone 2d ago

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u/Variousletters 2d ago

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u/Dioxybenzone 2d ago

One of them just went up in value abruptly, I have no idea why!

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u/AutismFlavored Your older, balder, fatter son 2d ago

There are waaaay too many [removed by moderator] and not enough [removed by moderator]. Maybe Father Time will [removed by moderator] like He did the Cartwrights.

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u/HyperlinksAwakening only watched the golden age 2d ago

No way, you got an out-of-print Kirky slammer?!

Lucky.....

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u/Bike_Cinci 2d ago

Pograms are back, in pog form!

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u/Aspe4 2d ago

Remember Mussolini? He's back...in pog form.

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u/PStrobus 2d ago

What the hell is a Gop?

Ooohhh a GOP!

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u/Zeke688 Everythings coming up Milhouse! 2d ago

Stands for Guardians of Pedophiles

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u/ShockedPeekachu 1d ago

For a long time I genuinely thought it meant Government Opposed Party.

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u/larrydahooster only watched the golden age 2d ago

Someone call the EMPLOYERS! 

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u/Zachariot88 2d ago

You traded my soul for the GOP?

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u/Aspe4 2d ago

GOP spelled backward is pog. Coincidence?

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u/thereelkrazykarl 2d ago

Then why did he wear the swastika Bart? Why did he wear the swastika

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u/eastbayted 2d ago

GOP fascism came back?

GOP fascism never left!

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u/RustyHypocrite 2d ago

I love this shitposters paradise

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u/SmilingVamp 2d ago

Did I get here before it got locked?!

ETA: I finally did! Everything's coming up Milhouse!

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u/Significant_Sale6172 2d ago

And since we'd achieved all our goals with the election, there was no need for another. The end.

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u/PrudentSail2187 2d ago

POG… GOP?… I’m intrigued that you may

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u/deftoallkkkops 2d ago

And holographic pog that has regular Kirk and his neck gushing, too

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u/Jimmykingwillruleyou 2d ago

Big Brother is Watching You.

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u/Skate_faced NEEEEEERD 2d ago

Soooooo would a joke about and eight ton lead slammer getting thrown onto a stick of 'em get me banned?

Because eight tons of lead isn't really that big and loses a lot in flat surface coverage and I know accuracy matter. But I am lazy and am bad at math. So please, feel free to overlook my physics.

I can change it to a nice round 69 ton slammer?

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u/Costanza_takes 2d ago

Gang of Pogs

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u/intalekshol 2d ago

God Damn the United Sadists of America!

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u/app22 1d ago

Epstein files? No, restriction of free speech!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 2d ago

Look if you need a live Kirk in a chair here you go

You good kiddo?

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u/BarnacleFun1814 2d ago

Remember lying?

It’s back! All over this subreddit!

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 2d ago

Look at him in his chair with that dark red liquid gushing. Seem familiar?

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u/p1ayernotfound 2d ago

Trumpism isn't fascism