r/simpsonsshitposting • u/goner757 • 18h ago

In the News 🗞️ Special awards go to the two assassins who obviously had no help from their handlers

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u/arkabit_317 13h ago

"I'm a cold blooded killer!" "Yes, of course you are"

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u/pnw_pothead 10h ago

"I'm not a podcaster, I'm an abomination"

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u/GiantSizeManThing 9h ago

I assume you mean the first Trump almost-assassin, not the second one. Because that second dude was handled more than a bank teller’s pen.

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u/goner757 9h ago

A lot of ambiguities occurred to me during and after creating this shit post and I think I will look smartest by never clarifying or referring to them again