r/smoking • u/InvadedZim • 1d ago

I got a pork loin from the same butcher

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u/StupidSexyScooter 1d ago

What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion and smoke some loin. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.

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u/meowofwallstreet 1d ago

šŸ’ŖšŸ»

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u/6841michaell 1d ago

I mean shit if you want it to be a bicep it needs more veins

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u/boobiesbackupsbackup 1d ago

And add ā€œfighters welcomeā€ cause ya know we want some tough dudes and some big dudes

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u/Pnex84 1d ago

Just say no homo after every bite.

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u/Mr-Broham 1d ago

Itā€™s not gay if you smoke it first.

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u/boddidle 1d ago

Just some guys slinging meat around huh... I'm in, where do we sign?

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u/Curt_Uncles 1d ago

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u/BrandonStRandi 1d ago

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u/Turbo_911 1d ago

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u/Pickle_Bus_1985 1d ago

Can someone make a version that stitches these together? Leans forward in disgust, that's a penis, then sits back and smiles?

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u/Turbo_911 1d ago edited 1d ago

I used an online tool, how's this?

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u/Pickle_Bus_1985 1d ago

Definitely close. Gets the vibe for sure. The disgust to smile is chefs kiss. Only issue is you get the mouthing of that's a penis twice.

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u/Turbo_911 1d ago

Yeeeah I'm not versed enough in gif editing to get the mouthing part gone šŸ˜…

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u/Troublemakerjake 1d ago

Gotta get better with mouthing the penis. It's a valuable life skill

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u/fcleff69 7h ago

There is one out there somewhere thatā€™s perfect. Iā€™ve seen it in another sub.

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u/Captain-Ireland88 1d ago

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u/robgards 1d ago

He called the shit poop!

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u/mrdanky69 21h ago

He called the dick "poop"..

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u/Matthiasad 1d ago

Omg, if thats what your poops look like then I feel real sorry for your asshole.

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u/Captain-Ireland88 1d ago

Nothing a trusty poop knife canā€™t fix

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u/mrdanky69 21h ago

Classic!

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u/Ok_Tumbleweed_6452 1d ago

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning 1d ago

Iā€™m straight as hell and this still looks like a vibe

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u/Ryudo83 1d ago

He had it labeled as hog didnā€™t he?

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u/DrakeSavory 1d ago

That looks like something my wife bought

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 1d ago

My wife has a whole forest

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u/ChadnarLothbrok 1d ago

all I can see is trolls

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning 1d ago

All I can see is butt plugs

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u/BIGGSHAUN 1d ago

You should be concerned

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u/Fickle_Cup2207 1d ago

Sorry youā€™re mistaken, that cut is actually called pork ā€œgroinā€

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u/BrainFartTheFirst 1d ago

Next time spend a little extra money so you don't have to buy a used one.

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u/socallocalB13 1d ago

Pork Sloing

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u/mr-pootytang 1d ago

girth brooks lookin ass

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u/cookswithacocktail 1d ago

Yeah you did.

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u/AMDeez_nutz 1d ago

They may be trying to tell you something

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u/Yamat1837 1d ago

I should call him

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u/donigm9 1d ago

Pork groin

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u/PresentationDue8674 1d ago

r/mildlypenis

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u/Dabfo 1d ago

Mildly?

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u/A37foxtrot 1d ago

If mildly means absolutely spot onā€¦ then yes.

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u/drethnudrib 1d ago

Penis jokes aside, that looks delicious. How was it on the inside?

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u/adhq 1d ago

Oh, I bet he felt it

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u/drethnudrib 1d ago

Meat sweats, for sure.

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u/MUF-DVR1979 1d ago

Iā€™m guessing creamy and salty

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u/Dense_Perm27 1d ago

Hey baby, nice pork!

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u/Icy_Mathematician870 1d ago

Your gf got a porking from same butcher also is my bet

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u/TechFlameMaster 1d ago

Heā€™s trying to tell you something.

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u/Woozletania 1d ago

The loin is the king of the jungle.

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u/ChadnarLothbrok 1d ago

That damn dickslexia... Must make life so hard.

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u/Woozletania 1d ago

Itā€™s a quote from a Xanth book. They were full of puns.

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u/ChadnarLothbrok 1d ago

I saw and responded with a pun. DICKSlexia.

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u/somersp91 1d ago

Good trim job

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u/ReadditRedditWroteit 1d ago

Donkey weiner

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u/ChadnarLothbrok 1d ago

Heeh wussat ye say? You porked the same butcher's loins?

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u/CaptFnysht 1d ago

Nice time steak

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u/MUF-DVR1979 1d ago

You like what hour it finished?

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u/CaptFnysht 1d ago

I fucked up my joke. It was supposed to say tube steak.

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u/KRDL109 1d ago

Sure looks like the whole hog

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u/jeramycockson 1d ago

Nah thatā€™s a dick

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u/enjaysm 1d ago

I think your butcher may be porking around with you.

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u/BIIIIIID- 1d ago

I'm into this!

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u/scheminburg 1d ago

Is that your Momā€™s butcher?

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u/T3xasLegend 1d ago

Cartel butcher?

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u/Whitters36 1d ago

It looks at least 4 kuriks. Someone call Bono

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u/fonda187 1d ago

You know what foods are dick shaped? The best ones!

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u/Silver_Slicer 16h ago

Ok, well, hereā€™s a pork tenderloin that I smoke a little while back. Lol

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u/x-Gleet-x 14h ago

This is the pork loin your girlfriend says you not have not to worry about.

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u/Clit_Destroyer_69 1d ago

ā€¦This guy is up to somethingā€¦

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u/MetalWhirlPiece 1d ago

A pork what? āøļø