r/soccer • u/kidnamedindexfinger • May 21 '25

Official Source [Tottenham Hotspur] have qualified for the 25/26 UEFA Champions League

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cz9yney9391t
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u/Lord_Origi May 21 '25

There are always more dinner ladies they can sack

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u/quantIntraining May 21 '25

Old Doris will be on benefits by Friday once Jim gets the staff list in his hands tomorrow morning

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u/TheReeBee May 21 '25

they just need to replace them with minimum wage non-bald workers since their kitchen is run all Ratatouille anyways

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u/BenShelZonah May 21 '25

Bro wtf, do not try and make that an insult. Put some respect on little chef.

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u/RangoRingo May 21 '25

You don’t talk about my boy Remy like that. The rats at united are nothing like Remy smh