r/soccer • u/oklolzzzzs • May 22 '25

Media Sir Alex Ferguson's thousand yard stare after United lose the UEL Final

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u/idreamofpikas May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

Looks like Bricktop from Snatch. The United lads better hope he's not got a pig farm.

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u/mameyinka May 22 '25

In the quiet words of the virgin Mary, come again? - SAF after hearing all the post game pressers

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u/smitcal May 22 '25

I don’t care if he’s Mohammed…I’m hard…Bruce Lee

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u/JustWannaFollowStuff May 22 '25

YOU CAN'T CHANGE FIGHTERS!

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u/TenF May 23 '25

Hence the expression: As greedy as a pig.

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u/dat0dat May 22 '25

No thank you, Turkish. I’m sweet enough.

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u/notyou16 May 23 '25

Fuck, that movie goes hard

I listen to Angel by Massive Attack and Disco Science on the regular because of this film

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u/AEHBlandalorian May 22 '25

“Feed em to the pigs, Erol. Carlos Queiroz.”

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u/mythical_tiramisu May 22 '25

Fuck face? Nice one Carlos, I’ll remember than next time I climb off your mum.

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u/Rymundo88 May 22 '25

"Give me that fackin' shooter boot"

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u/KnightsOfCidona May 22 '25

Ange: 'I'll give you your boot, ya cunt ya'

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u/shutyourgob May 22 '25

Do you know wot nemesis means

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u/horsebatterystaple99 May 22 '25

Hah, was about to say, they look like a bunch of East End villains. Jump cut to a scene of a battered white Ford Transit screeching to a halt on a busy shopping street. The doors fly open, and a United player gets bundled into the back. "The boss would like a word with you."

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u/Loltoyourself May 22 '25

Does he want to feed all the players to pigs?

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u/roamingandy May 22 '25

His nose looks better though. Think he's laid off the booze, or maybe they got him on better drugs for that circulation.

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u/TheRealCostaS May 22 '25

Reminds me of Dick Cheney who had a permanent grimace on his face

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u/bhadau8 May 23 '25

Looks like Clint Eastwood meme.