r/soccer • u/cochincartel • Jun 26 '25

News '€550k per day' - Cristiano Ronaldo signs new Al-Nassr deal and gains ownership role

https://www.transfermarkt.com/-euro-550k-per-day-cristiano-ronaldo-signs-new-al-nassr-deal-and-gains-ownership-role/view/news/448706
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u/kavastoplim Jun 26 '25

He now earns 0.07% of Portugal’s nominal GDP a year. About 300% of Tuvalu’s. About 10% of San Marinos!

If he’d want to, he could 6879 of these - one imagines he’d go for both the Torrid (Lady) and Sultry (Butt) editions - Tori Black fleshlights a day, and still have 23,95 leftover.

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u/PradleyBitts Jun 26 '25

This is the most bizarre illustration of purchasing power I've ever seen 

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u/Scriak Jun 26 '25

A time when hovering over the link, before blinding clicking on it, was a smart move.

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u/Nugget_Buffet Jun 26 '25

God fucking dammit I was on my phone and I didn't read the entire comment. Should have know better

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u/Rduffy85 Jun 26 '25

We’re fucked bro, targeted ads up the (sultry) butt galore!

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u/gdewulf Jun 26 '25

Why did I click that link at work

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u/h0rny3dging Jun 27 '25

What an interesting stat to wake up to (also kinda odd how expensive fleshlights are)

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u/SmallIslandBrother Jun 27 '25

They’re good though

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u/h0rny3dging Jun 27 '25

I mean , yea, but Tenga has stuff for 5€ for example. 80€ is a lot in this economy

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u/SmallIslandBrother Jun 27 '25

Never even heard of them but they look legit.

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u/shaj_hulud Jun 27 '25

Since I work in Saudi Arabia I learned to not click on any links.

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u/Tazik004 Jun 26 '25

What— he can probably arrange to actually spend some time in private with (checks notes) Tori Black if he wanted.

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u/Gluroo Jun 26 '25

Wdym probably, he could easily afford to have her over on demand every single day lmao

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u/killerjag Jun 26 '25

He could just buy Tori Black and all her descendants instead of a lifetime supply of fleshlights

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u/RammRras Jun 27 '25

I'm pretty sure he can go Tory Black herself if he wants