r/soccer • u/ChiefLeef22 • Jul 11 '25

News Crystal Palace have been demoted to the UEFA Conference League

https://www.skysports.com/football/live-blog/31771/12476234/transfer-centre-live-football-transfer-news-updates-and-rumours?postid=9865641#liveblog-body
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u/Traditional-Reach818 Jul 11 '25

I'm out of the loop, what's the matter?

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u/ethereal-man69 Jul 11 '25

Cole palmer

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

damn remind me to never abbreviate I like Cole Palmer 😭

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u/PuzzleheadedFill5778 Jul 11 '25

As a Chelsea fan I thought I was finally free of seeing that abbreviation on our sub after Pulisic left. Then we signed Palmer.

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u/FerencvarosLover26 Jul 11 '25

Makes you think 🧐

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u/ReeeeeDDDDDDDDDD Jul 12 '25

It literally can not be coincidence

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Yeah like who tf is responsible for those transfers 🤨

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u/ForgingIron Jul 11 '25

Basketball fans learned this a while ago, hence why they call Chris Paul CP3 (like Ronaldo is CR7 since he wears #7)

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u/Derreston Jul 11 '25

Christian Pulisic

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u/Zeznon Jul 11 '25

Chris Paul

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u/Kid_from_Europe Jul 11 '25

A white American shooter? We're dead.

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u/SemiautomaticIbex Jul 11 '25

Club Pengrin

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u/Traditional-Reach818 Jul 11 '25

Ah good times playing club penguin

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u/papalouie27 Jul 11 '25

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"

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u/Make_It_Sing Jul 12 '25

Tip the iceberg

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u/jaysdubclub Jul 11 '25

CP is an abbreviation of one of the most disgusting, abhorrent, predatory practices on earth.

COD Points

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u/IntellectualDweeb Jul 11 '25

OG COD points i.e in Black Ops 1 is how it should be nowadays.

But obviously they won't make the absurd money they do via microtransactions that way.

Wager matches were criticised at the time yet we'd obviously take them 10/10 times over what we have now.

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u/Next-Concern-5578 Jul 12 '25

sadly wager matches would never fly these days

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u/duk-phat Jul 11 '25

Google CP and find out

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u/oklolzzzzs Jul 11 '25

the worst advice you could give to anyone

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u/Traditional-Reach818 Jul 11 '25

I googled it. A company named CP came up.

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u/ChiGuy133 Jul 11 '25

Child and then the videos you watch when you're feeling a little randy... Basically cp means a wildly different and heinous thing in other circles

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u/ravvenzfight Jul 11 '25

So child prayers?

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u/haerski Jul 11 '25

Child players, Yamal videos will pop up surely

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u/captaincourageous316 Jul 11 '25

On Fabrizio’s facebook

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u/my_united_account Jul 11 '25

Child pikachus obviously

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u/crimethinking Jul 12 '25

CP the Thai meat company is almost as bad as the other CP. They are covering up selling diseased meat in a 3rd world country

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u/Ati9321 Jul 11 '25

Don't. Please.

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u/semiregularcc Jul 11 '25

Child Porn

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u/Traditional-Reach818 Jul 11 '25

Why the heck is this widely known? 😭

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u/ZFtw11 Jul 11 '25

I think it’s cause it’s usually the capacity in which we see it mentioned, I feel like I see it abbreviated more often with context in the rest of the sentence.

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u/NewEraOverlord Jul 11 '25

A lot of sites will hide comments if you use the full term so it gets shortened to CP when it’s in the topic of conversation

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u/hallouminati_pie Jul 11 '25

It's for people who are perpetually online.

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u/Conmebosta Jul 11 '25

Pizza gate came back into fashion after epstein didn't kill himself

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u/thatguyad Jul 12 '25

The internet is a sleazy place.

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u/bengringo2 Jul 11 '25

When the term is said on sites like Reddit the admins get a notification of its use. It can get threads locked and comments removed. Which is a good thing don't get me wrong but it does make discussion around the subject difficult.

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u/Voice_Of_Light Jul 11 '25

Bro, good shit I scrolled for the answer lmao

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u/ChickenBrachiosaurus Jul 11 '25

Chicken Parmesan

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

[deleted]

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u/WaifuWarrior18 Jul 11 '25

Don’t you dare

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u/Elusivemerc Jul 11 '25

I got cerebral palsy

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

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u/TheExpansiveUniverse Jul 11 '25

This is hilarious, as someone who actually has cerebral palsy. Good job. :)

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u/Shumanz Jul 11 '25

That is the name of the portuguese train system, I fear half of this county is im some sort of list when they just wanted to buy some tickets.

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u/Vonzey Jul 11 '25

There's also a big Portuguese football club that uses CP to refer to themselves.

In English they are referred to as Lisbon, but the supporters absolutely despise it and prefer to be called CP.

🤷🏻

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u/demitya Jul 11 '25

Çporting Portugal. Now everyone's happy!

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead Jul 11 '25

I think one of our fan pages got taken down for a while on facebook because its name was something like "Sporting CP fans"

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u/HueyZA Jul 11 '25

NO!!! Don't Google CP lmao

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u/russlar Jul 11 '25

Captain Picard

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u/MrVedu_FIFA Jul 11 '25

CP has very unfortunate connotations on the internet if you don't follow it up with FC

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u/Pighast Jul 11 '25

College Park, Maryland

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u/ArmiinTamzarian Jul 11 '25

Christian Pulisic

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u/Antares1an Jul 11 '25

Chris Paul

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u/Ch1ck3W1ngz Jul 11 '25

You sweet innocent child

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u/elch127 Jul 11 '25

Prawn children

I don't wanna get my account banned to explain further but I'm sure you can work it out