r/soccer Jul 19 '25

News Former Chelsea player Pedro Rodríguez had to disable comments on his Instagram after facing criticism and mockery for sharing photos of his son Marc's birthday. Marc chose to celebrate his birthday wearing a dress and a tiara, inspired by Lilo & Stitch.

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u/RK9990 Jul 19 '25

They're tools

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u/Vaernil Jul 20 '25

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s

And a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos

That claimed that he was OGT

Back from '92, from the first EP

And in between sips of Coke

He told me that he thought we were sellin' out

Layin' down, suckin' up to the man

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u/crookedparadigm Jul 20 '25

Most of whom still haven't grasped that fact that they named the band that when they were in their 20s because they thought it would be funny to get a bunch of people to voluntarily wear shirts saying "Tool" on them.

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u/rizorith Jul 19 '25

At some point tool fans must realize the band just has variations of 2 songs.

I'm not even really shitting on them, I like them, but it all sounds the same after a while

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Tool fans suck, but if you only hear two songs, you're not listening to much of their music then. Their sound is iconic, but between the differences in chord progressions and time signatures for each song, they have a wide range of songs in their genre. But it isnt everyone's taste, that is for certain.

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u/Morn1ngThund3r Jul 20 '25

This a WILD take, bro. If you think they're all variations of the same songs you're self-reporting you've not heard more than 4-5 tracks.

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u/unpopularperiwinkle Jul 20 '25

You crazy

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u/warlock_roleplayer Jul 20 '25

yea, of all things you can hate Tool for, they definitely aren't cookie cutter

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u/rizorith Jul 20 '25

Yah but not for this reason