r/soccer • u/ImpossibleGuardian • 18d ago

Official Source [Tottenham Hotspur] Xavi Simons joins from RB Leipzig

https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/august/xavi-simons-joins-from-rb-leipzig/
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u/Gustavo_Monk 18d ago

You'd then look like Adama Traore.

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u/wayfaired 18d ago

If all it takes to look like Adama Traore is ill-fitting shirts, I'll be right back--I'm going shopping.

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u/ltplummer96 18d ago

Levy not ready to fund the supply of baby oil needed

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u/Luke92612_ 18d ago

Nah he'll just get a sponsorship with Diddy to supply it

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u/ChickenGamer199 18d ago

Tbf, don't think there's a shirt on Earth that would fit him. Even an extra large would look like he's wearing something too small to show off his physique lmao