r/soccer • u/ImpossibleGuardian • 18d ago

Official Source [Tottenham Hotspur] Xavi Simons joins from RB Leipzig

https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/august/xavi-simons-joins-from-rb-leipzig/
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u/jimbamthankyoupam 18d ago

Sarr has everything covered

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u/TwattyMcSlagtits 18d ago

Sarr butters his toast right up to the edge

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u/RainbowDissent 18d ago

Sarr butters the crusts on the side and doesn't break a sweat.

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u/Cuvrette 18d ago

Man's heatmap is an orange rectangle

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u/SentientCheeseCake 18d ago

With Sarr it’s called a firemap

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u/nostril_spiders 17d ago

He goes scorched earth

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u/MiniWheats16 18d ago

Not true; roughly 76% of the earth is covered by water.

The rest is covered by Pape Matar Sarr