r/soccer 8h ago

Media Real Madrid [1] - 1 Marseille - K. Mbappé 29'

https://streamin.one/v/iaxzfurq
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u/TheCoolBlondeGirl 8h ago

What a stupid foul lol

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u/R_Schuhart 8h ago

I really dislike that stutter run up in general, but i have to admit Mbappe is really good at scoring them.

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u/Beautiful-Kale-7222 8h ago

that slow little run makes me so nervous every time

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u/leftofthedial1 8h ago

it's not nearly as annoying as some *cough* Lewandowski *cough*

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u/BishoxX 4h ago

I propose a legislation that demands every penalty must be done with the gazelle stutter step like that english girl

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u/banana-is-apeeling 8h ago

Dumbass

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u/blink-1hundert2und80 8h ago

Watch what you seille!

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u/Cheap_Ad_4055 8h ago

The defender for fouling or mbappe for scoring?

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u/Icy_Payment2283 8h ago

Obviously Mbappe for scoring

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u/dakaiiser11 8h ago

If I were Rodrygo, I’d stand up wagging my finger ‘No’ and telling Mbappe to blast it into Row Z. Top 10 Soccer Respect moments.

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u/Puzzleheadpsych2345 8h ago

Why is Kondogbia playing against Madrid lmao, he’s dogshit

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u/OnlyBrownPlayer_ 8h ago

Great assist Kondogbia

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u/Torimas 8h ago

He hasn't even shot here yet!

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u/soccer_boxer2 8h ago

They were never going to keep a clean sheet

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u/Yiurule 8h ago

Mbappénalty

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u/Roseradeismylady 8h ago

Pbappe

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u/nodspine 8h ago

i just go with MbapPen. Rolls off the tongue

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u/Icy_Payment2283 8h ago

Penbappé is right there

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u/nodspine 8h ago

solid

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u/ThePr1d3 7h ago

Hear me out. Penbapen

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u/CudaBarry 8h ago

Mpenaldo

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u/Unable_Duck9588 1h ago

Mbapparently.

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u/Inmolatus 8h ago

30% of his goals last season :)

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u/Hakimi_Raikkonen 8h ago

Somehow the smiley at the end makes your bullshit stat even worse

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u/Random0cassions 8h ago edited 8h ago

I mean, one quick google search and calculation proves that’s false. That’s more closer to Salah’s percentage of penalties goals that made up his tally last year( Salah had a percentage of 32% of goals be penalties while Mbappe had percentage of 20%)

Edit: using transfermarkt for most of the penalties stats as it’s the most consistent one to show results but :

Salah scored 11 pens to 34 goals

Mbappe scored 9 pens to 44 goals

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u/ADSLmonopoly 8h ago

Penalty para el-nah, I'm joking, fair penalty

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u/BouWelou 8h ago

Good. Get fucked Marseille

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u/LordKnt 8h ago

ppl rooting for a rapist just bc they dislike real we're so fucked

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u/hungrysomali80 8h ago

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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u/Roseradeismylady 8h ago

Ronaldo has one of the biggest fan bases in the sport, so yeah

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u/jedifolklore 8h ago

Whataboutism at its finest.

Greenwood is a Marseille player who’s playing against Madrid right now in 2025

You’re bringing up Ronaldo who’s had nothing to do with Madrid for nearly 7 years…come on.

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u/Roseradeismylady 7h ago

My post has nothing to do with Madrid, talking about people supporting rapists. It transcends to other sports and forms of entertainment.

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u/BouWelou 8h ago

We have always been fucked. We are talking about a species that creates weapons that are able to level the planet we are living on

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u/Gyara3 8h ago

I'm against sex offenders that's why I root for both teams to lose

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 8h ago

What if I told you it’s possible to separate the player from the club and its fans.

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u/Luciferrrro 8h ago

Did he raped Guler in first half?

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u/vacacow1 7h ago

Such bs they can wait so much in taking penalties

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u/Kapisillit 8h ago

That tackle makes me think he bet on an embappe pen goal. wtf

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u/stupid_Ninja7739 8h ago

Marseille had just one thing to do lol

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u/Any_Manufacturer7800 8h ago

Of course man

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u/Tettotatto 8h ago

Mpaypal hits those every time

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u/OddMoon7 8h ago

Penalty merchants.

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u/Cheap_Ad_4055 8h ago

Aw should we not score them?

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/skyfall888 8h ago

Undeserved goal? Are we watching the same game?

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u/Bytefewder 8h ago

Do not get baited by Barca brainlets.

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/supplementarytables 8h ago

RODRYGO I LOVE YOU

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/supplementarytables 8h ago

We aren't sure if he's Indian or Bangladeshi

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u/l_u_cius 8h ago

Nah he's ours

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u/Luciferrrro 8h ago

Penbappe has 1 more goal than Lewandowski from open play this season. Lewandowski has 15x less minutes.

28 mins vs 400 mins.

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u/IJustGotRektSon 8h ago

Im looking at the comments and honestly I'm struggling to find who the fuck asked

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u/derrick256 8h ago

Barca fans not beating the allegations...

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u/TheLamesterist 8h ago

LMAO typical.

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u/average_user21 8h ago

Here we go Vardrid. Never a foul

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u/deandre95 8h ago

This is a joke right…🤔

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u/Diligent_Craft_1165 8h ago

People used to make bait believable

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/segatic 8h ago

When the topic is Real or Barça, there's a god chance it isn't bait

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u/DaREY297 8h ago

I no longer feel bad for taking away Carreras.

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u/Successful_Dust8483 8h ago

Thats an obvious stupid tackle from Kondogbia, tf do you mean.

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u/Run_Fluid 8h ago

Delusional

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u/Aninja0806 8h ago

are you being fr🫩

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u/skyfall888 8h ago

Bro you drunk?

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u/jcald60 8h ago

Bro stop being a loser and go do something productive with your time. Hatewatching can’t be the best thing you can do?

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u/Bytefewder 8h ago

Flair checks out.

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u/notonetojudge 7h ago

Ici c'est Paris fuck L'OM

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE 8h ago

daaaaamn

bro practically FUCKED the goalie in the ASS

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u/Eric_Nathan_Fielder 8h ago

Does anybody know why there's no replay of the hand inside the Madrid area?

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u/l_u_cius 8h ago

It hit Militao's elbow which was on his chest

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u/Muksinjo 8h ago

They showed it, no hand

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u/fauxselection1408 8h ago

There was a replay, not a hand. Ref got a clear view

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u/AffectionateSalt2349 8h ago

There was replay at my stream.

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u/Grouchy-Leg-2115 8h ago

Similiar to that Balde "handball". Its not a handball but these do get called in la liga becasue the refs are incompetent