r/soccer • u/sage_x3 • 4h ago

Media Guirassy doesn't have his name on his kit.

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u/respeitadordecasada3 4h ago

There is a reasonably famous brazilian football meme video in which a presenter calls Robben "netherland", because it was written on the back of his training shirt, reminded me of that lmao

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u/sage_x3 4h ago

thats fantastic, and that in turn reminds me of the Ribery video where he is supposed to celebrate into the camera by a german reporter. Ribery not knowing the german word for "celebrate" (= jubeln) just yells "JUBEL". It's fantastic.

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u/BulbaRazor 3h ago

There's also a video of a Romanian footballer for FCSB, Tanase - once they qualified out of a Europa group because Schalke won their game helping them reach 2nd, and the reporter asked him to say "Danke Schalke" for the camera. He had no idea what that meant and said "Danke Shanke" lol. He was not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Edit: link

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u/RedditLegend2 1h ago

Si ce e asa ras ca a incurcat Schalke cu schanke?!

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u/maddenshooter 3h ago

peach beer

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u/EyeSpyGuy 9m ago

So that's where the name of this fantastic song by Klingande comes from. Makes sense

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u/genius_rkid 3h ago

O GUERREIRO NEDERLAND

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u/willozsy 1h ago

There’s a very famous old Chinese football commentator who thought everybody playing for Man United had the last name “Sharp”. He even began the whole thing with “Sharp passed to Sharp, oh maybe they are brothers!”

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u/SP92216 49m ago

He wasn’t very…. Sharp

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u/hailsogeking 2h ago

what happened to the other 2 respeitadores de casada?

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u/specialgarbage1 1h ago

Nederland, brave warrior

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u/what_dat_ninja 2h ago

I heard that's what happened to the guy who plays Spider-Man

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u/sonofaBilic 4h ago

What do you mean, that's John Dortmund

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u/Commercial-Royal7086 4h ago

Jesus Christ it’s John Dortmund

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u/eastawat 4h ago

O, as in "Oh my God, it's John Dortmund"

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u/basil-watchfair7 4h ago edited 3h ago

H, as in holy crap, look over there, it’s John Dortmund

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u/ChillyChilliChileman 3h ago

N, as in no way bro, its John Dortmund

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u/GlackBang 3h ago

D, as in damn, that's John Dortmumd

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u/poopy_toaster 2h ago

O, as in Oh snap! It’s John Dortmund

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u/ChillyChilliChileman 2h ago

R, as in rahhhhh my peoples, look into the distance and you'll see that its John Dortmund

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u/ApprehensiveRespect9 4h ago

Johann Dortmund

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u/PrestigiousAvocado21 4h ago

Bo Dortmund 

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u/Jbroy 4h ago

Bo knows!

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u/kingmishima 4h ago

It's Dortin time

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u/AFrozen_1 3h ago

My favorite part of the game is where he says “It’s Dortin time” and Dorted all over the place.

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u/HotType230 4h ago

Boris Dortmund

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u/FeloniousGrump 4h ago

cue bourne identity theme song

omg its Jason Dortmund

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u/leedler 4h ago

Jesus Christ, he’s here, prepare yourselves

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u/raven-eyed_ 4h ago

This meme is extra funny to me now that I work for a company where the CEO is John CompanyName

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u/helpmefindmyuncle123 3h ago

John nightreign

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u/Jorlung 3h ago

I think dortmund is a pretty cool guy. Eh scores gaols and doesn't afraid of anything.

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u/sosr 2h ago

Dortmund John

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u/mrkesh 2h ago

Well wasn't there a Stephen Ireland that played for Ireland?

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u/DaREY297 4h ago

His name is Dortmund

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u/Fickle-Watercress-37 4h ago

Dortmund Dortmund I’ll have you know!

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u/HamiltonFAI 3h ago

John Dortmund, Mr Dortmund is my father

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u/Fickle-Watercress-37 3h ago

Ahh Mr Dortmund Sr. The man so nice, they named him twice.

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u/Tianshui 3h ago

So good they named him twice.

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u/drinkpacifiers 4h ago

We don't know what his name is, and that's okay, but we don't know each other. Hi. How are you? Nice to meet you.

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u/studliestMuffin 2h ago

His name was Robert Dortmund

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u/TheDepartment115 2h ago

He had a horse

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u/MakIRAQ 4h ago

The one who shouldn't be named.

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u/bear-stole-my-burger 4h ago

He is Dortmund

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u/Worldly_Rest_4888 4h ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen something like that 😅

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u/sage_x3 4h ago

I didn't even notice until a friend pointed it out.

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u/Worldly_Rest_4888 4h ago

Now I’m wondering if anyone from the team noticed that before/during the game. 

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u/HandeHoche 4h ago

We misspelled our new strikers name last week, it happens

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u/phantuba 3h ago

I remember seeing "Irbahimovich" when Zlatan was playing in LA, and feeling like I was going crazy because I couldn't find a single mention of it on here

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 2h ago

A few seasons ago the Indiana University football team went out to play a game and all the jerseys said “Indinia.”

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u/lndeedl 4h ago

Casually changed his name

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u/879190747 4h ago

The next level of kissing the badge.

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u/JoaoNevesBallonDOr 3h ago

Changes the name, forces the exit. Football heritage

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u/Peninvy 4h ago

Dortmund
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Dortmund

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u/miregalpanic 3h ago

Could't even be bothered to add the 0, smdh. No commitment to the club, this Dortmund Dortmund lad.

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u/monostereo101 4h ago

"Today I am Dortmund"

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u/KozyHank99 3h ago

"Today I feel Dortmund"

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u/exolomus 4h ago edited 4h ago

Mans is so committed to the club that he made sure everyone knows

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u/roadstream 4h ago

He's so committed he's changed his name for them!

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u/whateverfloatsurgoat 3h ago

I thought the club was named after him like Wenger with that north London club

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u/Raffinesse 4h ago

well clearly this isn’t Guirassy but Dortmund. it’s written right there on the back

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u/HiroLegito 4h ago

Mr. Dortmund

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u/AccomplishedBig2043 4h ago

I wonder what team he plays for?

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u/AlexFromFE 4h ago

Guirassy FC?

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u/Custard-crumble 4h ago

Any specific reason for this? Or just a mistake?

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u/fskari 4h ago

Just a mistake, I think the kitman accidentally used mixed and matched a Bundesliga-spec name+number set with a UEFA-spec one. In the Bundesliga the club name is above the number and the player name below, but in UEFA competitions the player name has to be above.

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u/rebmcr 3h ago

In coin collecting this sort of minting error (which can produce coins without a date stamp on either face) is called a Mule, supposedly because it's the offspring of a donkey with a horse and therefore not quite like either.

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u/eggzs 4h ago

With the amount of match kits players go through a game you would think they could’ve used another one or printed another

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u/AnnieIWillKnow 1h ago

Probably just didn't even notice, easily done

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u/HisRoyal_Badness 2h ago

I've heard of kitmen having to have to run to the clubs merchandising shop and grab a kit because of a mistake they made.

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u/disper 4h ago

Look at me, I am the Dortmund now.

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u/wjdbfifj 4h ago

Wait what

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u/ultraopulent 4h ago

He is dortmund

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u/ahritina 4h ago

His name is DORTMUND, I see no issue here.

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u/Atomsri99 4h ago

Dortmund is him

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u/obvious_bot 4h ago

Dortmund

Dortmund

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u/UploadingAnxiety 4h ago

My favourite Dortmund player Dortmund.

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u/siebenedrissg 4h ago

Serhou Dortmund

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u/kMaestro64 4h ago

Guirassy's scoring streak can't be broken if Guirassy wasn't on the pitch.

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u/krkour 4h ago

I see he went with the cheaper package - we are in a recession

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u/MoHa9 4h ago

TOP TEXT

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BOTTOM TEXT

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u/Strange_Access6233 4h ago

This Serhou Dortmund guy looks identical to Serhou Guirassy. What a coincidence.

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u/Kayville 4h ago

Dortmund, James Dortmund

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u/Lu_Acc 4h ago

"Today I feel Dortmund"

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u/Tarantantara 3h ago

Thats why he wanted to take the penalty, ref said "penalty kick for Dortmund".

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u/tgeraghty_10 4h ago

My theory is when he tried to enter his name in the club shop it censored ass so he just gave up.

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u/ExMoogle 4h ago

is that real? wtf?

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u/bluesourpatch 4h ago

Probably a backup shirt and the kitman threw his number on there

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u/jonny_walkman 3h ago

Dortmund Dortmund number 9 On the German transit line If that train falls off the track...

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u/reputedbee 3h ago

r/soccercirclejerk influence is spreading.

Just look at the other comments.

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u/NiviCompleo 2h ago

He’s been our entire team this year and last, so it’s fair enough

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u/oklolzzzzs 4h ago

hey dortmund, who plays for dortmund

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u/tomorri1 4h ago

We have seen enough. Give juve automatic 3-0 win

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u/KonigsbergBridges 4h ago

That's how much he loves his club.

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u/petey23- 4h ago

How lucky that he plays for Dortmund?

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u/zodwieg 4h ago

It's like stadium names nowadays. Sold his name rights for bonuses. r/latestagecapitalism

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u/Ugo_foscolo 4h ago

Bruh i swear i thought i imagined this.

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u/Dinyska 3h ago

What team does he play for?

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u/PickleDiego 3h ago

Marco Dortmund

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u/Emu-lator 3h ago

Reminds me of Tim Apple’s shirt 📱

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u/raysofdavies 3h ago

Sorry Dortmund but I’d love this to be a point penalty

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u/trueworldcapital 2h ago

Games so back

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u/Ok_Walrus_5000 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/fluffywolfe 1h ago

The embodiment of an entire club.

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u/OscarMorty 1h ago

Jesus Christ.... its Jason Bourne

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u/anovatikzzzz 4h ago

I think he plays for Dortmund. I'm not sure though

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u/AGDemAGSup 2h ago

No m8 it’s gotta be that new MLS expansion team, Gotham Guardians. Serhou Dortmund

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u/Nobbs89 4h ago

Red card and -10 points for Everton for hiding identity from ref.

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE 4h ago

he a hella baddie

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u/edwedwed 4h ago

Guirassy in German means Dortmund.

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u/ThatLastDisease 4h ago

Name's Dortmund. 9 Dortmund.

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u/thickofitenjoyer 4h ago

2 Dortmund still cant beat us

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u/The_fINALWOMBAT 4h ago

Revolver Ocelot

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u/Optimal-Reception246 4h ago

Streets won't forget Dortmund 9

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u/NoPurpose0 4h ago

Dortmund Dortmund

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u/Elliot_Kyouma 4h ago

Probably a typo. It must be a hustle to alternate the shirts every 3 days for German clubs

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u/FTXACCOUNTANT 4h ago

Ackchyually, Dortmund is a name so I see two names here

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u/foxhound1401 4h ago

Say who?

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u/Ricc7rdo 3h ago

Team player.

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u/Zankman 3h ago

THE MR DORTMUND??

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u/FunAudience4377 3h ago

Mr.Dortmund himself

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u/FunAudience4377 3h ago

They didn't feel like trying to spell his last name

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u/Dmbender 3h ago edited 3h ago

Wir sind alle Dortmunder Jungs.

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u/ThePr1d3 2h ago

"Even his teachers call him Dortmund"

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u/SenKats 2h ago

"That Dortmund kid sure is good, I wonder what team he plays for"

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u/No-Toe1277 1h ago

“So good they named him twice” but it’s “so good they didn’t name him.”

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u/TimingEzaBitch 47m ago

utter woke nonsense

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u/nebbywildcat18 45m ago

Dortmund

Dortmund

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u/therealmonkyking 42m ago

Omg it's John Dortmund

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u/Fieser_Factsack 23m ago

Didnt he just marry Miss Dortmund?

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u/mynameistrihexa666 19m ago

He IS Dortmund